Written by Al N.

Monday, 2 May 2016

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Modeling the new Pleasure Girl Squad uniform.

Pyongyang, North Korea Rotund dictator of North Korea Kim Jong Un recently reinstated the "Pleasure Girl Squad" that his father had. All over North Korea girls, some only teenagers, are recruited to be on the Pleasure Girl Squad. These are just some of the duties:

1. Sing Kim's favorite songs, Cara Mia,In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida and Basketball Jones.
2. Wipe the sweat off Kim's forehead when he is heatedly playing Mortal Kombat 9.
3. Make sure his Pokemon collection is free of dust.
4. When meals are served, make sure not to stand between Kim and the food table.

It isn't known what happens to girls who break the rules, since none of them are ever seen again to ask them.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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