Pyongyang, DPRK Kim Jong-Un, rotund and slow-thinking dictator of North Korea, announced today that North Korea's largest city, Pyongyang, would be the perfect choice to host the 2020 Olympics. Since it's already been awarded to Tokyo, Kim said they would settle for the 2024 Olympics.
"We are able to quickly build stadiums and hotels using our special free labor from our labor camps. Our people are happy to labor day and night in memory of the Great Leader and also the Dear Leader," spoke Kim Jong-Un.
"Just because we are able to shoot nuclear missiles as far as Tokyo, don't let that influence you," spoke the "Beloved Leader."
