Funny story: NFL To Expand To 40 Teams By 2020

NFL To Expand To 40 Teams By 2020

The National Football League has announced plans to expand to 40 teams by the beginning of the 2020 season. In a 40 team league, they would continue to have two conferences with four divisions each (increasing to five teams per division). When as...

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Funny story: NFL Says Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders to Go Topless for National Breast Appreciation Day

NFL Says Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders to Go Topless for National Breast Appreciation Day

Monday Night Football on September 28th will be the concluding event in the day long celebration of National Breast Appreciation Day. To conclude the huge festivities, the NFL has announced that the Dallas Cowboy and Carolina Panther Cheerleaders wi...

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Funny story: Stoned NFL Referee Sets Record For Calling the Most Fouls on One Play

Stoned NFL Referee Sets Record For Calling the Most Fouls on One Play

David slew Goliath with a slingshot, Samson killed a thousand men with the jawbone of a jackass and Guy Fawkes learned that attempting to blow up the House of Lords was probably not such a good idea after all. On Sunday, these men's feats were sur...

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Funny story: Redskins subvert local laws by becoming a federally recognized Native American tribe

Redskins subvert local laws by becoming a federally recognized Native American tribe

The NFL is finding it increasingly difficult to purge itself of domestic abuse perpetrators after the Redskins became a federally recognized Native American tribe under the U.S. Bureau of Indian affairs. The current land designated to the Redskins i...

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Funny story: NFL Unveils Tickle Football

NFL Unveils Tickle Football

Howard Moss was in for a surprise when he reported to the Bears rookie training camp as a right tackle this week. He was staring at the sign-in sheet that mentioned "Tickle Football", When something odd happened.What he thought was a simple typograp...

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Funny story: Manti Te'o Admits Brother is a Cardboard Cutout

Manti Te'o Admits Brother is a Cardboard Cutout

Manti Te'o shocked the crowded room of reporters Saturday in Indianapolis when he announced that his younger brother is a hoax. "It is really embarrassing," Te'o said. "I just thought he was shy and a little one dimensional." The elaborate ho...

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Funny story: FOX Sports Sideline Reporter Pam Oliver May Get Barred From The Sidelines

FOX Sports Sideline Reporter Pam Oliver May Get Barred From The Sidelines

NEW YORK CITY - The NFL is seriously looking into the Pam Oliver situation and could end up barring the FOX sideline reporter from being on the gridiron sidelines. A spokesperson for the NFL stated that Ms. Oliver just seems to find herself in the...

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Funny story: The NFL Refs Are Back!

The NFL Refs Are Back!

CHICAGO - After three weeks of fans having to listen to team owners, coaches, players, cheerleaders, and even hot dog vendors whine like a bunch of day care kiddoes about the replacement referees, the 'real' zebras are returning to the gridiron. N...

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Funny story: Player Charged with Illegally Using The Force

Player Charged with Illegally Using The Force

A football player claims the opposing quarterback illegally used The Force to alter the outcome of last night’s game. “There’s no question in my mind that The Force made us lose,” said James Tebucky, cornerback for the local football team. Tebuc...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Would Love To Acquire Texas A&M Great Johnny Manziel

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Would Love To Acquire Texas A&M Great Johnny Manziel

DALLAS - Jerry Jones may be a shrewd businessman, but when it comes to certain aspects regarding his football team the billionaire gets an F minus. Jones has said time after time that he will stick with his quarterback Tony "Oops" Romo even if the...

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Funny story: Eva Longoria Breaks Up With Jets Quarterback Mark Sanchez

Eva Longoria Breaks Up With Jets Quarterback Mark Sanchez

NEW YORK CITY - The word on the streets of New York is that Eva Longoria, 37, broke up with boyfriend Mark Sanchez, the 25-year-old quarterback for the New York Jets due to pressure from the Jets organization. Longoria, speaking with Carolina Chip...

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Funny story: A List of 10 New NFL Rules For 2013

A List of 10 New NFL Rules For 2013

Over the years the National Football League has strived to do what it takes to make the game of professional football safer. And no one can argue that we have not come a long way since the days of leather helmets, one bar face masks, and a square football. NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has said that he and the NFL will continue to do whatever it takes to make sure that NFL players do not en...

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Funny story: The 2008 Canadian Lingerie Football League

The 2008 Canadian Lingerie Football League

World Wide Wonderfully Wondrous Sports Magazine recently sent one of its senior writers, Rhubarb 'Seventh-Inning Stretch' Stretchalini to Saskatoon, Saskatchewan to interview Pierre Thibodaux Lafayette, the commissioner of the brand new all-womens fo...

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Funny story: Buckingham Palace guards can't believe how inhuman and emotionless Bill Belichick is

Buckingham Palace guards can't believe how inhuman and emotionless Bill Belichick is

LONDON--Following a New England Patriots team visit to Buckingham Palace, sources confirmed that members of the Queen's Guard were overheard discussing the lifeless and hollow visage of Bill Belichick, who reportedly did not blink, smile, or make...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Leg Pose Replaces the Tim Tebow Move at NFL Combine

Angelina Jolie Leg Pose Replaces the Tim Tebow Move at NFL Combine

Though many in attendance at the 2012 Oscars considered it to be much ado about nothing, Angelina Jolie's memorable leg pose has replaced Tim Tebow's kneeling move as the new spoof pose at the NFL Combine. Former college athletes are competing for...

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Funny story: Troy Polamalu Offered $1 Million To Cut His Hair

Troy Polamalu Offered $1 Million To Cut His Hair

BEVERLY HILLS - Word coming out of the Left Coast is that Pittsburgh Steelers strong safety Troy "The Hair" Polamalu has just been offered $1 million to cut his hair for a commercial. Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that the 'Hair Stylist To The...

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Funny story: Terrell Owens' Injury Was "Not Football Related," says HBO's Bryant Gumbel

Terrell Owens' Injury Was "Not Football Related," says HBO's Bryant Gumbel

IRVING, Texas -- Terrell Owens' hamstring injury, which kept him out of full practice for most of the preseason, was not, as previously thought, football related, Bryant Gumbel will report next Tuesday on HBO's "Real Sports."

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Funny story: 2016 NFL Predictions

2016 NFL Predictions

*In late August, Aaron Rodgers disappears for two days, and later claims to have been abducted by aliens. Rodgers tearfully admits that the aliens probed him rectally with a vegetable, and many Rodgers critics later claim that he still has the cornco...

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Funny story: The NFL Announces That It Will Be Discontinuing The Onside Kick

The NFL Announces That It Will Be Discontinuing The Onside Kick

NEW YORK CITY - The National Football League has just made an announcement regarding the football play commonly referred to as the onside kick. NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell speaking in his office to a group of sports reporters informed them that...

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Funny story: "Change the name Redskins?! Get the hell out of My Office, it's Nap Time!"

"Change the name Redskins?! Get the hell out of My Office, it's Nap Time!"

"What about that name your neighbor and friend came up with, the Washington Bravehearts?" said RedHawk StrongSioux, on his first day of his third week on the job. "I don't like the name Washington Bravehearts. I just don't," said Washington Redskins owner Daniel Snyder. "I like the name Redskins and that's the name we're going to be called until this world ends." "But Dan, the American India...

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