The NFL In Order To Attract More Members of The LGBTQ Community Will Begin Using Rainbow Colored Footballs
NEW YORK CITY – The powers-that-be in the NFL recently met in the Big Apple, and discussed what they can do to attract more fans to their games. Everyone agreed that, for one thing, they needed to do away with the kickoff, which is the most boring...
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Washington Redskins Now Washington Dersniks: NFL Approval Imminent
BILLINGSGATE POST: Facing mounting pressure to change the franchise’s moniker, the Washington Redskins organization said Friday it will change its name to Washington Dersniks. The heat was turned up Thursday when FedEx — which has its brand on the...
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The New England Patriots Have Just Signed Cam Newton To Replace Tom Brady
FOXBOROUGH, Massachusetts – There is joy in Bean Town today, as free agent quarterback, Cam Newton, has just been signed by the New England Patriots. The ex-Carolina Panther was thrilled beyond belief. He told his agent that he is as happy as kang...
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President Trump Shocks the Sports World By Saying That He Thinks Colin Kaepernick Deserves a Second Chance
PITTSBURGH – The President flew into Pittsburgh to see a specialist about a bone spur that could be forming on his tiny, little right finger. While he was there, he was asked by a reporter with the Pittsburgh Pronouncer-Telegram about the NFL seas...
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The NFL Has Decided To Do Away With The Traditional Opening Coin Toss
NEW YORK CITY – The NFL has really been beating the bushes trying to find ways to improve the game, in order to draw back the fans once they get the green light to kick the season off (no pun intended). The NFL Committee on Rules has recommended t...
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How Did Cam Newton Go From Being a Great Quarterback with the Carolina Panthers to Being Teamless?
CHICAGO – There was a time, not too long ago, when many sportwriters and fans looked at Cam Newton as a type of superhero. The Carolina Panther walked like a panther and looked like a peacock. Newton was flashy and flamboyant, and he could ac...
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NFL Set To Investigate Reports of Romo's Testosterone Shots Prior to Game Time!
Hank Williams Jr. & Harold Camping unite to end the world together
Stoned NFL Referee Sets Record For Calling the Most Fouls on One Play
Dallas Cowboys Sign Troy Aikman
The Dallas Cowboys Organization Silences Melissa Kellerman, The Cowboy Cheerleader Who Was Tackled On The Sidelines
The Real Reason Why Tom Brady Left The New England Patriots For The Tampa Bay Buccaneers
President Trump is Demanding That The NFL Season Start on Time
Tom Brady Now Says He Wants To Quit Football And Become A Standup Comedian
Opinion: Flag Football Is Just Like the NFL
The NFL Will Soon Start Enforcing The Quarterback's 'No Notes On The Wrist' Rule
Michael Sam: Players Don't Care If He's Gay
The Green Bay Packers Pack It In As They Are Beaten By The San Francisco 49ers 23-20
Ex-Cowboy Dez Bryant Says That Jerry Jones Better Pay Dak Prescott or Else Dak Will Vamoose
DALLAS – Former Dallas wide receiver, and infamous “Bad Boy”, Dez Bryant, has chimed in on the Jerry Jones – Dak Prescott contract controversy. Many sports reporters say that Dez had the worst attitude of any Dallas Cowboy since the team first cam...
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Tom Brady Predicts The Tampa Bay Buccaneers Will Win the Super Bowl
TAMPA BAY - Tom Brady spoke with Sports Bet Gazette writer Zorro La Bamba, and told him that he is flat out predicting, his Tampa Bay Buccaneers will win this year's Super Bowl. He then added that he, Gisele, and all the little Brady kiddoes are l...
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Jameis Winston Has Signed With the New Orleans Saints to Be Drew Bree’s Backup
NEW ORLEANS – Jameis Winston is one very lucky young man, as the ex-Tampa Bay Buccaneer quarterback has just signed a contract to play for the New Orleans Saints. Sporting Chance Magazine reporter Hercules Confetti pointed out that the skirt-chasi...
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Free Agent Nick Folk Says He Wants to Join Ex-Teammates Tom Brady and Rob Gronkowski Down in Tampa Bay
FOXBOROUGH, Massachusetts – Nick Folk has been an NFL kicker for 12 years, and he is currently a free agent, having been released by the New England Patriots. Folk has expressed a strong desire to join ex-teammates Tom Brady and Rob Gronkowski wit...
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The Atlanta Falcons Organization is Considering Moving the Team out of Georgia
ATLANTA – In spite of the ongoing Coronavirus pandemic, the state of Georgia has decided to open up for business. But, although stores are opening up, customers are not exactly flocking back. One Atlanta shop owner, who sells crackers, reported...
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NFL Hires Colin Kaepernick to Take Knee Against Owners Who Support Police Brutality
NFL President, Roger Goddell, and former football star quarterback, Colin Kaepernick, made worldwide news during a joint press conference. The men announced a new partnership to promote social fairness and end to police brutality. The partnership m...
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Tom Brady Says He Will Compensate Buccaneers Receiver Chris Goodwin for Giving Up His #12 Jersey
TAMPA BAY – The sports world had been wondering if the new Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Tom Brady, was going to end up having to get a new number, since #12 was already taken by wide receiver Chris Goodwin. There were rumors floating around Fl...
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Washington Redskins Will Change Name
Due to protests from native Americans, the name of the Washington Redskins will be changed to the "The Fighting Whities," in spite of the fact that the majority of players are black. There has been no organized protest among the black players. Pe...
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Police Warn New England Patriots Player Aaron Hernandez To Turn Himself In Or They'll Sell His House
NORTH ATTLEBORO, Massachusetts - The North Attleboro Police Department has informed the news media that they are tired of New England Patriots tight end Aaron Hernandez playing games with them. The Pats receiver has been told to turn himself in to...
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The Washington Redskins Owner is Furious – Says He’ll Move the Team Before He Changes the Name
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The NFL owner of the Washington Redskins, Daniel Snyder, alias The Stubborn-as-Hell Fella, has said that he is furious, and he will never change the name of his team. He remarked that he will move the team to another city before...
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Tom Brady and Rob Gronkowski Are Together Again
FOXBOROUGH, Massachusetts – One of the NFL’s most successful all-time quarterback/receiver duos is being reunited. Long-time New England Patriots teammates and best friends, Tom Brady and Ron Gronkowski, will once again get to thrill football fan...
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Super Bowl Controversy: National Anthem Will Be Replaced with a Dodge Ad
Indianapolis -- Football fans watching Super Bowl XLVI can remain seated during the pregame ceremonies this year, because the singing of The Star-Spangled Banner will be preempted by a television commercial for Dodge trucks. "At $7 million a minut...
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NFL Says Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders to Go Topless for National Breast Appreciation Day
Monday Night Football on September 28th will be the concluding event in the day long celebration of National Breast Appreciation Day. To conclude the huge festivities, the NFL has announced that the Dallas Cowboy and Carolina Panther Cheerleaders wi...
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Oorah!!! DC NFL team to possibly become the few and the proud with rebranding
WASHINGTON, DC-In response to continuing criticism about his team's name, National Football League Commissioner Roger Goodell and Daniel Snyder, the owner of the Washington Redskins, are considering changing the name of Snyder's team to something mor...
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