The Real Reason Why Tom Brady Left The New England Patriots For The Tampa Bay Buccaneers
BOSTON – One of the greatest quarterbacks to ever play in the NFL is saying goodbye to the team he has led for 20 years. Tom Brady spoke with Hercules Confetti of Sporting Chance Magazine. The six-time Super Bowl champ was asked if he had a proble...
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The NFL Is Considering Adding a Points Scoring Change To The NFL Games
NEW YORK CITY – The New York City Sun-Observer has just informed the sports world that the National Football League is considering adding a new 4-point field goal to the game. NFL Spokesperson, Guthrie Appleyard, 51, said that the league needs to...
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Tom Brady Now Says He Wants To Quit Football And Become A Standup Comedian
BOSTON – Tom Brady, one of the NFL’s all-time great quarterbacks, has just announced that he plans on retiring. He told Sports Balls Illustrated’s Pistachio Custer that the time has come for him to hang up his football crotch cup, or pecker plate...
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Studies confirm; fantasy football leading cause of mental illness
On the cusp of the 20018-2019 season, the NFL has released the results of a study focusing on the detrimental long-term affects of fantasy football gaming; participating in fantasy football is found to increase the risk of serious mental illness by 2...
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Redskins subvert local laws by becoming a federally recognized Native American tribe
The NFL is finding it increasingly difficult to purge itself of domestic abuse perpetrators after the Redskins became a federally recognized Native American tribe under the U.S. Bureau of Indian affairs. The current land designated to the Redskins i...
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NFL Commissioner Allegedly Considering Replacing Human Players With Robots
NEW YORK--In an attempt to deal with domestic violence cases which have blackened the reputation of his league, as well as to forestall the further growth of class-action suits pertaining to dementia, concussions and other disorders by National Footb...
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DC footballers change their logo to keep their name
Adrian Peterson To Leave Minnesota Vikings?
Blake Bortles takes bus to New England, Jaguars don't trust him through the air
Madden NFL 07 Videogame Recalled; Terrell Owens to be Deleted
Michael Vick Loses Dogfight Against Bears In Chicago.
Oorah!!! DC NFL team to possibly become the few and the proud with rebranding
NFL Players Must Wear Ankle Bracelets
Tom Brady Only Semi Deflated After Suspension
NFL Woes Escalate: Cheerleaders Sue For Equal Pay and Grass Stains On Their Panties
Jay Cutler quits new job, so he can go back to old job, that he will likely quit, because he always quits
The Arizona Cardinals Upset The Seattle Seahawks 17-10
Michael Sam Plans to Protest Against Openly Straight Athletes
A List of 10 New NFL Rules For 2013
Over the years the National Football League has strived to do what it takes to make the game of professional football safer. And no one can argue that we have not come a long way since the days of leather helmets, one bar face masks, and a square football. NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has said that he and the NFL will continue to do whatever it takes to make sure that NFL players do not en...
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Eva Longoria Breaks Up With Jets Quarterback Mark Sanchez
NEW YORK CITY - The word on the streets of New York is that Eva Longoria, 37, broke up with boyfriend Mark Sanchez, the 25-year-old quarterback for the New York Jets due to pressure from the Jets organization. Longoria, speaking with Carolina Chip...
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Dallas Cowboy's Fans Unite to Pray for Racist Remarks From Jerry Jones
Dallas - In light of the lifetime ban placed upon Donald Sterling, owner of the LA Clippers, after his recent racist remarks, fans of the Dallas Cowboys football team have come together in prayer hoping their sorry-ass owner, Jerry Jones, will op...
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Player Charged with Illegally Using The Force
A football player claims the opposing quarterback illegally used The Force to alter the outcome of last night’s game. “There’s no question in my mind that The Force made us lose,” said James Tebucky, cornerback for the local football team. Tebuc...
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The NFL Refs Are Back!
CHICAGO - After three weeks of fans having to listen to team owners, coaches, players, cheerleaders, and even hot dog vendors whine like a bunch of day care kiddoes about the replacement referees, the 'real' zebras are returning to the gridiron. N...
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NFL Owner Gives Headaches, Not Aspirin
The risk of taking a baby aspirin is as dangerous as owning an NFL franchise. Scientists ought to spend billions to learn what owner Jim Irsay of the Indy Colts already knows. Yes, it appears that being a member of the billionaire bozo club is not...
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FDA Bans Chip Dip for Remainder of NFL Playoffs
Following numerous news reports of fighting during National Football League playoff parties, the Food and Drug Association has determined that the source of most man-on-man violence originated over individual hoarding of potato chip dip. Not yet r...
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English Soccer Player Admits He Is Straight
Sam Hall, a former English soccer star, revealed Thursday that he is straight, becoming the most high-profile soccer star to do so to date. The 33-year-old, who retired from the game in 2011, told English newspaper The Daily Lie that he wants to f...
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Obama Contemplates Naming Ralph Nader NFL Pay Czar: Players Demand Limbaugh Be Named New NFL Commisioner!
In a wild weekend in Washington, reports have leaked out that President Barack Hussein Obama is contemplating naming Ralph Nader to be the new NFL Pay Czar in order to get waffling white republicans to back his health care plan. The report, leaked...
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NFL Blames Blames "Rooster Booster" For Player's Health Problems
BILLINGSGATE POST - NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell announced today that that the NFL will fight the onslaught of player suits claiming that information regarding the effects of concussions on the brains of its players was deliberately withheld. La...
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NFL Bans Trump From Going To or Even Watching NFL Games
"President Trump is no longer welcome in any NFL facility" a representative from the NFL Commissioner's office announced. "We have found that his presence is just too disruptive for the players. The owners don't really give a fig what the players do...
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Manti Te'o Admits Brother is a Cardboard Cutout
Manti Te'o shocked the crowded room of reporters Saturday in Indianapolis when he announced that his younger brother is a hoax. "It is really embarrassing," Te'o said. "I just thought he was shy and a little one dimensional." The elaborate ho...
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The San Francisco 49ers and The Seattle Seahawks Will Tangle In The Left Coast's Rain Capital - Seattle
SEATTLE - There is a saying up in the Northwest that Seattle and rain go together like Kirstie Alley and Hostess Twinkies. Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance Magazine spoke to Seattle Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson at a local Barbed Wire...
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