Browns now regret letting Baker Mayfield Move into First Energy Stadium
After the sudden courtship of Deshawn Watson the breakup between the Cleveland Browns and Baker Mayfield was inevitable. With Watson's signing it is now a foregone conclusion, and about to get messy. The most contentious issue now facing both part…
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Kansas City Chiefs Quarterback Patrick Mahomes Addresses The Trade Rumors
KANSAS CITY - (Sports Satire) - The Sports Bet Gazette was the first sports publication to reveal that the Kansas City Chiefs powers-that-be have been shopping their super star QB (Patrick Mahomes) to several other NFL teams. SBG senior writer Zor…
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NFL Network's Siciliano is determined not to let giant ears slow him down
The NFL Network just announced that afternoon anchor Andrew Siciliano is "scheduled for a surgical procedure" in June to remedy resistance problems caused by his drastically oversized ears. Siciliano recently has griped on a few occasions that the…
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Aaron Rodgers May Sign With The Cincinnati Bengals
GREEN BAY, Wisconsin – (Sports Satire) – Word filtering out of PackerLand is that quarterback Aaron Rodgers is considering an offer from the Bengals to join their team. The Bengals lost to the Los Angeles Rams in the Super Bowl and have expressed…
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How The Tampa Bay Buccaneers Were Able To Lure Tom Brady Out of Retirement
TAMPA BAY – (Sports Satire) – Many individuals in the world of sports are wondering just exactly how the hell the Tampa Bay Bucs were able to get Tom Brady to come out of retirement. Sports Bet Gazette senior reporter Zorro La Bamba, actually spok…
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Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers, and Patrick Mahomes Plan on Watching Super Bowl LVI at Tony Romo’s House
DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – So now that the NFL’s top three quarterbacks are not going to get to go to the Super Bowl, CBS analyst and former Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo has invited the threesome to his Dallas mansion (Casa Romo) to watch the…
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Most of The Kansas City Chiefs Cheerleaders Are Out With The Corn Husk Flu
Las Vegas Says The Undefeated Pittsburgh Steelers Should Defeat The Injury-Riddled Dallas Cowboys 56-13
NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell Makes a Big Announcement Regarding The Black Lives Matter Movement
Trump Punishes NFL By Disinviting Stephen Curry to White House
The Company That Makes Sports Fans Cardboard Cut-Outs Is Making a Killing
Washington Redskins Now Washington Dersniks: NFL Approval Imminent
Tampa Bay Buccaneers Quarterback Tom Brady Says He’s Not Happy With Coach Bruce Arians
The Detroit Lions Who Started Off The NFL Season at (0-7) Fire Their Entire Special Team Players
The NFL Has Decided To Bring Back The Cardboard Fan Cutouts Due To An Increase In The Covid-19 Virus Among The Players and Cheerleaders
NFL to switch field material from turf to pillows this season
The NFL Announces That It Will Prohibit Cardboard Cut-Out Fans in All NFL Stadiums
The Green Bay Packers Announce They Will Be Allowing 200 Season Ticket Holders to Attend Their Opening Home Game
The NFL’s First Transgender Cheerleader To Get Her Own TV Reality Show
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News)- Tampa Bay Buccaneers cheerleader Gayle Wunderlust has just signed a contract to star in her very own reality show. Savannah Stiletto with The Daily Max interviewed Miss Wanderlust and asked if she will still be an NFL ch…
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The Detroit Lions Are Thinking About Moving To Calgary, Canada
DETROIT - (Sports Satire) – Two NFL teams are tied for the worst won-loss record in the NFL. Sports Bet Gazette senior writer Zorro La Bamba stated that the two teams were the Jacksonville Jaguars and the Detroit Lions, who had abysmally identical…
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Aaron Rodgers insists Fauci join other receivers in deal with Denver Broncos
With rumors of QB Aaron Rodgers leaving the Green Bay Packers, Mr. Fauci has once again made an appearance. Aaron Rodgers is insisting that he will not go to another team, such as the Denver Broncos, without trusted receivers at his side. These…
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Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers, and Tony Romo Are Considering Buying The Detroit Lions
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – The sports world has been turned on its heels as word that three NFL quarterbacks are contemplating purchasing the Detroit Lions. Tom Brady, newly retired from the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and Aaron Rodgers of the Gre…
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The Semi-Nude Women’s Federated Football League To Implement Some Interesting Rules Changes
SAN FRANCISCO – (Sports Satire) – The Sports Bet Gazette has announced that the 2022 Women’s Federated Football League will be changing some established rules and will be adding others. League rep, Marsha Mickalicki, 31, said that one rule that is…
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Tom Brady and Aaron Rodgers, Two of The NFL’s Greatest Quarterbacks Are Both Heading For The Retirement Home
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – Two of the best future Hall of Fame quarterbacks appear to have come to the end of their pigskin passing careers. Tom Brady with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and Aaron Rodgers with the Green Bay Packers both saw their…
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The NFL Mandates That Anyone Singing The Star-Spangled Banner Sing It The Way It Was Written and Don’t Add All Kinds of Riffs and 400 Extra Notes
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – Sports Territory Magazine has just released a statement from NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell. The commissioner says that after receiving thousands and thousands of complaints from NFL fans, he has decided to issue…
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The Washington Football Team, Formerly The Redskins, Tease Their Brand New Name
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Sports Satire) – According to The Sports Bet Gazette, there is no more troubled owner in the world of sports, than Daniel Marc Synder, owner of the Washington Football Team, formerly known as The Washington Redskins. Snyder has…
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The Detroit Lions Have The Worst Record Of Any Team In The NFL And Their Fans Are Embarrassed-As-Hell!
DETROIT – (Sports Satire) – The entire Lions organization from the owners, to the coaches, to the players, to the cheerleaders, and even to the hot dog vendors are sick and tired of the team's winless record. Lions coach Dan Campbell told Zorro La…
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The NFL Super Bowl May Be Moved To Valentine’s Day
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has floated the idea that Super Bowl LV (55) will be played on Sunday Valentine’s Day, February 14, 2021. He noted that, this way, all of the games that will have to be postponed, wi…
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The NFL Football Season Finally Kicks Off
KANSAS CITY - (Sports Satire) - The NFL season finally kicked off at Kansas City's Arrowhead Stadium, which will soon be changed to The 7th Cavalry Stadium. The St.Louis Outlooker News noted that the namechange will be to appease the Red Lives Ma…
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The Las Vegas Raiders Organization Has Finally Agreed on a New Team Name To Take Affect For The 2022 Season
LAS VEGAS – (Sports Satire) – Sportsapalooza has just made it known that the NFL's Las Vegas Raiders have decided on a new team name, which will take affect after this year’s NFL season ends. Pia Confetti with Sportsapalooza spoke with NFL Commiss…
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NFL Says Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders to Go Topless for National Breast Appreciation Day
Monday Night Football on September 28th will be the concluding event in the day long celebration of National Breast Appreciation Day. To conclude the huge festivities, the NFL has announced that the Dallas Cowboy and Carolina Panther Cheerleaders wi...
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The NFL Is Moving The Super Bowl From California To Texas
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – Sports Balls Illustrated Magazine has just stated that Super Bowl LVI (51), which was supposed to have taken place at SoFi Stadium in Los Angeles is being moved. SBIM writer Dottie Bazooka says that the game will…
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NFL Puts Final Limitations On Undefeated New England Patriots In Super Bowl
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NFL Bans Trump From Going To or Even Watching NFL Games
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Tom Brady Now Says He Wants To Quit Football And Become A Standup Comedian
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Washington Redskins rename and are now called Washington Tomato-Skins!
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The NFL Tells Tampa Bay Buccaneers Receiver Rob Gronkowski That His Partying Days Are Over
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The NFL’s Decision to Play or Not Play Keeps Going Back and Forth
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NFL Bends A Knee...And Dooms The Planet Earth
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Dak Prescott and The Dallas Cowboys Silence The Boo Birds
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The Unbeaten Pittsburgh Steelers Go Down
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The NFL is Considering Banning the Halftime
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Madden NFL 07 Videogame Recalled; Terrell Owens to be Deleted
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New York Giants Hire Jessica Simpson to Date Tom Brady
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Brett Favre and Aaron Rodgers Refuse to Play on Same Pro Bowl Team
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The NFL Refs Are Back!
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The NFL is set to approve players from space
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The Las Vegas Raiders Defeat The New Orleans Saints 31-24
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The Dallas Cowboys Dumpster Fire Continues
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The Minnesota Vikings Will Give Each Player A COVID-19 Incentive Bonus
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The NFL is Considering Putting a GPS System in The Helmets of Quarterbacks
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The NFL Will Use Orange Footballs During October Games In Honor of Halloween
