NFL Network's Siciliano is determined not to let giant ears slow him down
The NFL Network just announced that afternoon anchor Andrew Siciliano is "scheduled for a surgical procedure" in June to remedy resistance problems caused by his drastically oversized ears. Siciliano recently has griped on a few occasions that the…
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The Chicago Bears Fans Want The Owners To Change The Team Name
CHICAGO - (Sports Satire) - Some of the most fickle and unforgiving fans in the NFL are the fans of the Chicago Bears. The season ticket holders recently voted, by a vote of 12,942 to 803 to change the name of the lowly (3-14) Bears. One long-t…
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The Washington Football Team, Formerly The Redskins, Tease Their Brand New Name
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Sports Satire) – According to The Sports Bet Gazette, there is no more troubled owner in the world of sports, than Daniel Marc Synder, owner of the Washington Football Team, formerly known as The Washington Redskins. Snyder has…
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The Secret Life of NFL Players and NFL Cheerleaders (Sex Romps and Sexcapades)
NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - There is very secretive world that goes on behind the scenes of the National Football League. According to Sportsapalooza writer Pia Confetti, who spent two years as a cheerleader for the Dallas Cowboys, she reve…
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The Las Vegas Raiders Organization Has Finally Agreed on a New Team Name To Take Affect For The 2022 Season
LAS VEGAS – (Sports Satire) – Sportsapalooza has just made it known that the NFL's Las Vegas Raiders have decided on a new team name, which will take affect after this year’s NFL season ends. Pia Confetti with Sportsapalooza spoke with NFL Commiss…
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NFL Says Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders to Go Topless for National Breast Appreciation Day
Monday Night Football on September 28th will be the concluding event in the day long celebration of National Breast Appreciation Day. To conclude the huge festivities, the NFL has announced that the Dallas Cowboy and Carolina Panther Cheerleaders wi...
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Browns now regret letting Baker Mayfield Move into First Energy Stadium
New York Giants Hire Jessica Simpson to Date Tom Brady
CEO of Packers will take to dark retreat following Aaron Rodgers' example
The Houston Texans, Who Are The Worst Team In The NFL, Are Moving
Dallas Quarterback Dak Prescott Is Reportedly On The Trading Block
31 NFL Teams Shoot Down Proposal At Owners Meeting
Aaron Rodgers takes to solitary confinement to get through some tough decisions
The Jacksonville Jaguars Pick Up 3 Kickers in The NFL Draft
NFL Unveils Tickle Football
Brett Favre's Tiny Purple Helmet Of Fate Now In The NFL's Hands
Every NFL Cheerleader is Furious as Hell
Aaron Rodgers insists Fauci join other receivers in deal with Denver Broncos
NFL Houston Texans Take Responsibility For Dumpster Fires Still Burning Around The State
Houston, TX – A team executive held a press conference recently, acknowledging how long their NFL season had already been over. “Look”, said the team rep. “We put our fans through a whole lot this year. Hell, nobody enjoyed watchin’ us unless…
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When The NFL Owner of The Team Says Bend Over - The Cheerleaders All Bend Over
MIAMI, Florida - (Sports Satire) - The owner of the Dallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones runs the show, pretty much all by himself; with a little help here and there from his two sons, who pretty much no one knows the names of (other than their wives and kids…
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The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Say Their Cheering Definitely Makes The Cowboys Play Better
DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – CBS Sports has stated that it’s no secret that the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders are the best cheerleaders in all of sports. It’s been noted by many sports writers that the “Rah Rah Girls”, as comedian Zydeco Dupree has chr…
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The Arizona Cardinals Say That They Do Not Have Any Interest In Aaron Rodgers
PHOENIX - (Sports Satire) - The Phoenix Hot Sun Newspaper reports that the NFL Phoenix Cardinals have made it abundantly clear to Aaron Rodgers that they are not the least bit interested in hiring him to be their quarterback. Team spokesperson F.F…
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NFL Denver Broncos Trading For & Drafting All Quarterbacks To Improve Quarterback Play
Centennial, CO – The Denver Broncos this off-season are making moves to provide more support for its struggling signal caller. General manager George Paton was quoted as saying, “Listen fellas. When your team is in a great city like ours, the e…
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Headlines: What Happened to Tom Brady's Marriage
Gisele Bundchen Pulls the Groin of Tom Brady's Marriage Brady Fumbles Marriage into His Own Endzone, Bundchen Recovers it For Safety Commitment to Football Sacks Tom Brady's Marriage; Marriage Now in Concussion Protocol A Fumble or a Muff:…
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Hunter Biden Surfaces: Named New Coach Of Raiders
BILLINGSGATE POST: Las Vegas Raiders owner Mark Davis announced today that Hunter Biden will take over the head coaching duties, replacing Jon Gruden who was let go two weeks ago for insensitive homophobic and misogynistic remarks he made 10 years ag…
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The New Orleans Saints Fans Known As "Who Dat Nation" Are Angry As Hell That Their Fan Group Name Has Been Banned
NEW ORLEANS, Louisiana - (Sports Satire) - There are an awful lot of unhappy, angry, irate, disgruntled, devoted Saints fans in "Nawlins." The die-hard fans cannot believe that the NFL powers that be have just banned the long time Saints fans sayi…
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Michael Sam Plans to Protest Against Openly Straight Athletes
In a dramatic role reversal, an openly gay athlete, Michael Sam, who is getting ready to enter the 2014 NFL draft, has decided to protest against openly straight athletes. Sams made national headlines last month with his decision to come out publicl...
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President Biden Picks NFL Quarterback Colin Kaepernick To Be His Official Sports Advisor
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - According to White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, President Biden, who is a big NFL football fan, has just asked Detroit Lions quarterback Colin Kaepernick to be his official sports advisor. POTUS call…
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Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Denies He Engaged In a Menage-a-Trois With Two of His Cheerleaders
DALLAS - (Spoof Sports) - The latest rumor to come out of Big D, (Dallas) is that Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, 80, allegedly engaged in a menage-a-trois with two of his team cheerleaders. Hollywood Innuendo reporter Sausalito Ole, has identified the…
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Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers, and Patrick Mahomes Plan on Watching Super Bowl LVI at Tony Romo’s House
DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – So now that the NFL’s top three quarterbacks are not going to get to go to the Super Bowl, CBS analyst and former Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo has invited the threesome to his Dallas mansion (Casa Romo) to watch the…
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The Semi-Nude Women’s Federated Football League To Implement Some Interesting Rules Changes
SAN FRANCISCO – (Sports Satire) – The Sports Bet Gazette has announced that the 2022 Women’s Federated Football League will be changing some established rules and will be adding others. League rep, Marsha Mickalicki, 31, said that one rule that is…
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A Sexy NFL Cheerleader Is Fired After It's Learned That She Is Dating A Drug Cartel Hitman
SECRET CITY, USA - (Sports Satire) - The NFL tired to keep this story under wraps but Hercules Confetti, a writer with The Turnstile Review, broke the story about a football cheerleader who has been dating a hitman with an infamous Guatemalan drug ca…
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NFL Says Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders to Go Topless for National Breast Appreciation Day
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NFL Network's Siciliano is determined not to let giant ears slow him down
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The Semi-Nude Women’s Federated Football League To Implement Some Interesting Rules Changes
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A Sexy NFL Cheerleader Is Fired After It's Learned That She Is Dating A Drug Cartel Hitman
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The New Orleans Saints Fans Known As "Who Dat Nation" Are Angry As Hell That Their Fan Group Name Has Been Banned
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The Secret Life of NFL Players and NFL Cheerleaders (Sex Romps and Sexcapades)
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Headlines: What Happened to Tom Brady's Marriage
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NFL Houston Texans Take Responsibility For Dumpster Fires Still Burning Around The State
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The Chicago Bears Fans Want The Owners To Change The Team Name
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Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Denies He Engaged In a Menage-a-Trois With Two of His Cheerleaders
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Michael Sam Plans to Protest Against Openly Straight Athletes
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The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Say Their Cheering Definitely Makes The Cowboys Play Better
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The Washington Football Team, Formerly The Redskins, Tease Their Brand New Name
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The Las Vegas Raiders Organization Has Finally Agreed on a New Team Name To Take Affect For The 2022 Season
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Hunter Biden Surfaces: Named New Coach Of Raiders
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Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers, and Patrick Mahomes Plan on Watching Super Bowl LVI at Tony Romo’s House
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President Biden Picks NFL Quarterback Colin Kaepernick To Be His Official Sports Advisor
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When The NFL Owner of The Team Says Bend Over - The Cheerleaders All Bend Over
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NFL Denver Broncos Trading For & Drafting All Quarterbacks To Improve Quarterback Play
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The Arizona Cardinals Say That They Do Not Have Any Interest In Aaron Rodgers
