Player Charged with Illegally Using The Force
A football player claims the opposing quarterback illegally used The Force to alter the outcome of last night’s game. “There’s no question in my mind that The Force made us lose,” said James Tebucky, cornerback for the local football team. Tebuc...Read full story
John Madden Delivers Delirious Half-time Speech To Hot Dog Vendor
As the first half of Super Bowl 43 came to a close with the Green Bay Packers leading 21-10, former head coach and beloved NFL color commentator John Madden knew it was time. Despite having no idea what time is was, or for that matter how he had g...Read full story
Lawsuit: No More Baseball Caps In The NFL
CLEVELAND, Ohio - The age old sports practice of NFL football players wearing a baseball cap on the sidelines and during locker room post game interviews is coming to an end. A Class 1 lawsuit has been filed in the third district appellate court...Read full story
Tim Tebow Exchanges Football Field for Pulpit
Building on the success of his Easter sermon to 15,000 folks in Texas, football superstar Tebow has made a firm decision to switch careers. "Being a full-time preacher will mean I won't have the problem of having to retire early due to a broken...Read full story
NFL Bans Trump From Going To or Even Watching NFL Games
"President Trump is no longer welcome in any NFL facility" a representative from the NFL Commissioner's office announced. "We have found that his presence is just too disruptive for the players. The owners don't really give a fig what the players do...Read full story
Chad Ochocinco Heading To The Slammer For Butt Slapping
BROWARD COUNTY, Florida - Well it appears that Chad Johnson AKA Chad Ochocinco, keeps taking two steps forward and three steps back. The former NFL wide receiver who played for the Cincinnati Bengals and the Miami Dolphins seems to be a magnet for...Read full story
The NFL Owners Demand That Football Commissioner Roger Goodell Start Protecting The Quarterbacks Immediately!
NEW YORK CITY - The National Football League is getting extreme pressure from team owners, fans, and families of quarterbacks to do something to prevent the rash of quarterback injuries that have plagued the sport this year and in years past. Indi...Read full story
Opinion: Flag Football Is Just Like the NFL
If you're a fan of pro football, you admire NFL players for their extraordinary displays of skill and courage on game days. But you probably don't realize how hard those players work all week long. I do, because I play flag football. Whether you...Read full story
Cleveland Brown's Dawg Pound Worried of Results If Michael Vick Plays
Members of The Dawg Pound, a group of Cleveland Browns fans, are worried of the results if Michael Vick is permitted to play in the NFL again. Vick was recently released from 18 months in prison and has not played in the NFL for two seasons due to m...Read full story
Petyon Manning to Ray Lewis: "If he wants the ball, I'll throw it to him."
NFL all-stars, quarterback Peyton Manning of the Indianapolis Colts and defensive linebacker Ray Lewis of the Baltimore Ravens will meet this Saturday in a playoff showdown in Indianapolis. In a sharp turn of events, Peyton Manning said, "If Ray Lewi...Read full story
Two Mannings In New York?
The biggest rumor being spread by NFL fans today is that Peyton Manning may sign with the New York Jets and join his brother in New York. Although neither brother will admit it, nor their dad when called, the Jet players say that their quarterback...Read full story
Brett Farve's Texting Career Sidelined by Tendonitis; Kardashian Crushed!
Brett Farve, The NFL's oldest living quarterback, who hasn't missed starting a game since 1972, says while he can still hand it off, complete short shovel passes, and run the Quarterback 'sneak', his days of sending long distance NAKED bombs on hi...Read full story
NFL To Expand To 40 Teams By 2020
The National Football League has announced plans to expand to 40 teams by the beginning of the 2020 season. In a 40 team league, they would continue to have two conferences with four divisions each (increasing to five teams per division). When as...Read full story
Fox News Remembers Fallen "Patriots"
New York, NY - A somber mood has fallen over the employees at Fox News, as the nation's leading cable news network is spending the day remembering a group of Patriots that were brutally murdered Sunday evening in Foxborough, MA. Sources close to the...Read full story
Jerry Jones: How Does The Name The Coventry Cowboys Sound?
DALLAS, Texas - Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones was fit to be tied after his Cowboys team lost another game. The Cowboys who are playing without their starting quarterback Tony Romo lost to the St. Louis Rams 34 to 14. The Rams entered the game...Read full story
NFL Says Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders to Go Topless for National Breast Appreciation Day
Monday Night Football on September 28th will be the concluding event in the day long celebration of National Breast Appreciation Day. To conclude the huge festivities, the NFL has announced that the Dallas Cowboy and Carolina Panther Cheerleaders wi...Read full story