Funny story: NFL To Expand To 40 Teams By 2020

NFL To Expand To 40 Teams By 2020

The National Football League has announced plans to expand to 40 teams by the beginning of the 2020 season. In a 40 team league, they would continue to have two conferences with four divisions each (increasing to five teams per division). When as...

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Funny story: John L. Way says "hell no" to Colon Pencildick

John L. Way says "hell no" to Colon Pencildick

Denvah, Collie Raddo—Has-been NFL quarterback John L. Way, who now manages to manage the Denvah Broncs, said, “No way will Colon Pencildick play foosball for my team. He stinks.” The has-been quarterback and general manager of the Broncs added, “W...

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Funny story: Studies confirm; fantasy football leading cause of mental illness

Studies confirm; fantasy football leading cause of mental illness

On the cusp of the 20018-2019 season, the NFL has released the results of a study focusing on the detrimental long-term affects of fantasy football gaming; participating in fantasy football is found to increase the risk of serious mental illness by 2...

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Funny story: Ten possible name changes for the Washington R$ds$kin$

Ten possible name changes for the Washington R$ds$kin$

The name of the Washington NFL team is offensive to the majority of American Indians. And this isn't some satire writer's opinion, 67% of American Indians say they find the team name offensive. Even Canadian Indians don't like it. Not to mention a lo...

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Funny story: Peyton Manning's Denver Broncos and Tom Brady's New England Patriots To Clash In The Rocky Mountains

Peyton Manning's Denver Broncos and Tom Brady's New England Patriots To Clash In The Rocky Mountains

DENVER - The Denver Broncos will host the New England Patriots in the American Football Conference Championship Game. Sports Balls Illustrated Daily's Rufus Reno talked with Peyton Manning and asked him if he will do anything different to prepare...

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Funny story: Cinderella Goodell Loses His Glass Slipper!

Cinderella Goodell Loses His Glass Slipper!

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell's fairy godfathers, aka team owners, have left him hanging onto the ball by his fingertips. As a result, Roger Goodell has gone into hiding. After another fiasco on national television, who can blame him? Fans are...

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Funny story: Gisele Bundchen Is Reportedly Hiding In Honduras

Gisele Bundchen Is Reportedly Hiding In Honduras

CHICAGO - The word out of the Windy City is that New England Patriot Tom Brady's wife, Gisele Bundchen is alleged to be in hiding somewhere in the jungles of Honduras. Sports Territory Magazine is reporting that the quick-tempered South American e...

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Funny story: College Football Teams Should Go Semi-Pro

College Football Teams Should Go Semi-Pro

AP --At Texas A&M, the football coach made close to $4.5 million in 2015, nearly four times what the second highest-earning public university president in the country made. At Penn State, where the president is the highest paid among all public...

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Funny story: Mutiny on the Bounty-Ball in the NFL

Mutiny on the Bounty-Ball in the NFL

How do you make a joke about NFL concussion policy? The NFL has now admitted there is a problem in the league called Bounty-gate. Humorists are now stuck between a rock and a hard place. Should we break out the pocketknife and cut off our arm to...

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Funny story: Stoned NFL Referee Sets Record For Calling the Most Fouls on One Play

Stoned NFL Referee Sets Record For Calling the Most Fouls on One Play

David slew Goliath with a slingshot, Samson killed a thousand men with the jawbone of a jackass and Guy Fawkes learned that attempting to blow up the House of Lords was probably not such a good idea after all. On Sunday, these men's feats were sur...

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Funny story: The NFL is set to approve players from space

The NFL is set to approve players from space

Due to the waning popularity of the NFL, as well as scandals, backlash from political correctness, and the loss of general entertainment value, NFL officials are set to allow players from other planets to play. Not everyone is welcoming the move.

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Funny story: Warning to Boston Hotties: Tom Brady Wants To Be Your Baby's Dad

Warning to Boston Hotties: Tom Brady Wants To Be Your Baby's Dad

Not long ago, NFL quarterback Tom Brady broke up with his long time hot girlfirend (the one that did all of the credit card commercials with him). Then, she announced that she was pregnant with his child. This did not bring them back together. B...

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Funny story: NFL Blames Blames "Rooster Booster" For Player's Health Problems

NFL Blames Blames "Rooster Booster" For Player's Health Problems

BILLINGSGATE POST - NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell announced today that that the NFL will fight the onslaught of player suits claiming that information regarding the effects of concussions on the brains of its players was deliberately withheld. La...

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Funny story: Favre Looked Like He Did When He Played for the Packers

Favre Looked Like He Did When He Played for the Packers

Green Bay, WI--Brett Favre came out the second half of the game against his former team, and threw the ball to them three times. "I haven't returned a Brett Favre pass for a touchdown since my first training camp in Green Bay," Desmond Bishop, a...

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Funny story: NFL Woes Escalate: Cheerleaders Sue For Equal Pay and Grass Stains On Their Panties

NFL Woes Escalate: Cheerleaders Sue For Equal Pay and Grass Stains On Their Panties

ONLY IN AMERICA - During Week 6 of the National Football League season, players continue to take a knee in protest during the playing of the national anthem. Gosh, the season only started 6 weeks ago? Seems like this controversy has lasted forever! Y...

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Funny story: Player Charged with Illegally Using The Force

Player Charged with Illegally Using The Force

A football player claims the opposing quarterback illegally used The Force to alter the outcome of last night’s game. “There’s no question in my mind that The Force made us lose,” said James Tebucky, cornerback for the local football team. Tebuc...

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Funny story: Jay Cutler vows to work just as hard in the press booth as he did on the field

Jay Cutler vows to work just as hard in the press booth as he did on the field

Immediately after it was announced that Jay Cutler would be joining the Fox Sports broadcasting team, Cutler was seen taking a puff off his cigarette and giving a smug grin. When asked if he planned to put all of his efforts into his new career, C...

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Funny story: The NFL Refs Are Back!

The NFL Refs Are Back!

CHICAGO - After three weeks of fans having to listen to team owners, coaches, players, cheerleaders, and even hot dog vendors whine like a bunch of day care kiddoes about the replacement referees, the 'real' zebras are returning to the gridiron. N...

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Funny story: Denver Brocos Changing Name To Denver Doobies!

Denver Brocos Changing Name To Denver Doobies!

The Denver Broncos are considering calling themselves The Denver Doobies by the 2014 season according to a Source who has been talking to players. "We were told that might happen. They also say that a lot of NFL teams want to go to Denver to play...

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Funny story: Opinion: Flag Football Is Just Like the NFL

Opinion: Flag Football Is Just Like the NFL

If you're a fan of pro football, you admire NFL players for their extraordinary displays of skill and courage on game days. But you probably don't realize how hard those players work all week long. I do, because I play flag football. Whether you...

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