Funny story - The Washington Redskins New Name is The Washington Football Team (For Now)

The Washington Redskins New Name is The Washington Football Team (For Now)

WASHINGTON, D.C. (Funny News) – The no-longer-a-racist owner of the NFL Washington team, Danny Snyder, has just announced that he has made a decision regarding the new team name. “Stressy” Snyder told the sports media that his decision is that he…

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Funny story - The NFL Tells Tampa Bay Buccaneers Receiver Rob Gronkowski That His Partying Days Are Over

The NFL Tells Tampa Bay Buccaneers Receiver Rob Gronkowski That His Partying Days Are Over

NEW YORK CITY – (Funny sports story) The NFL has put its cleated foot down and issued a directive that it will not allow any player to be a party animal. The NFL singled out Rob Gronkowski of the Tampa Bay Bucs, who is an infamous party animal. Gr…

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Funny story - The Washington Redskins Name Has Finally Been Scalped

The Washington Redskins Name Has Finally Been Scalped

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Washington team owner Daniel Snyder may be a lot of things, but a dummy is not one of them. The multi-billionaire knows that, when big-time corporate sponsors like Pepsi, Nike, Bank of America, Red Lobster, the FBI, and FedEx, s…

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Funny story - The NFL Cancels All Preseason Football Games

The NFL Cancels All Preseason Football Games

NEW YORK CITY – The directors of the NFL have announced that, due to the on-going Covid-19 pandemic, they have decided to cancel the preseason. The footballs, down markers, and Gatorade containers are being tucked away safely in stadium storage ro…

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Funny story - The NFL Reports That 72 Players Have Tested Positive For C-19

The NFL Reports That 72 Players Have Tested Positive For C-19

NEW YORK CITY – NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell says that there is no need for any alarm at the fact that 72 players are going into quarantine, after testing positive for the Trumpapalooza pandemic virus. Goodell told the news media that the player…

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Funny story - Red Lives Matter Demands That The Kansas City Chiefs Change Their Name

Red Lives Matter Demands That The Kansas City Chiefs Change Their Name

INDIANAPOLIS, Indiana – The Red Lives Matter organization, which is one of the newest of the ‘Lives Matter’ groups, has just put out a directive to the Kansas City Chiefs organization. A spokeswoman for the group has demanded that Clark Knobel Hun…

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Funny story - Free Agent Nick Folk Says He Wants to Join Ex-Teammates Tom Brady and Rob Gronkowski Down in Tampa Bay

Free Agent Nick Folk Says He Wants to Join Ex-Teammates Tom Brady and Rob Gronkowski Down in Tampa Bay

FOXBOROUGH, Massachusetts – Nick Folk has been an NFL kicker for 12 years, and he is currently a free agent, having been released by the New England Patriots. Folk has expressed a strong desire to join ex-teammates Tom Brady and Rob Gronkowski wit...

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Funny story - Ex-Cowboy Dez Bryant Says That Jerry Jones Better Pay Dak Prescott or Else Dak Will Vamoose

Ex-Cowboy Dez Bryant Says That Jerry Jones Better Pay Dak Prescott or Else Dak Will Vamoose

DALLAS – Former Dallas wide receiver, and infamous “Bad Boy”, Dez Bryant, has chimed in on the Jerry Jones – Dak Prescott contract controversy. Many sports reporters say that Dez had the worst attitude of any Dallas Cowboy since the team first cam...

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Funny story - The Atlanta Falcons Organization is Considering Moving the Team out of Georgia

The Atlanta Falcons Organization is Considering Moving the Team out of Georgia

ATLANTA – In spite of the ongoing Coronavirus pandemic, the state of Georgia has decided to open up for business. But, although stores are opening up, customers are not exactly flocking back. One Atlanta shop owner, who sells crackers, reported...

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Funny story - The NFL Has Decided To Do Away With The Traditional Opening Coin Toss

The NFL Has Decided To Do Away With The Traditional Opening Coin Toss

NEW YORK CITY – The NFL has really been beating the bushes trying to find ways to improve the game, in order to draw back the fans once they get the green light to kick the season off (no pun intended). The NFL Committee on Rules has recommended t...

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Funny story - NFL Says Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders to Go Topless for National Breast Appreciation Day

NFL Says Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders to Go Topless for National Breast Appreciation Day

Monday Night Football on September 28th will be the concluding event in the day long celebration of National Breast Appreciation Day. To conclude the huge festivities, the NFL has announced that the Dallas Cowboy and Carolina Panther Cheerleaders wi...

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Funny story - President Trump Shocks the Sports World By Saying That He Thinks Colin Kaepernick Deserves a Second Chance

President Trump Shocks the Sports World By Saying That He Thinks Colin Kaepernick Deserves a Second Chance

PITTSBURGH – The President flew into Pittsburgh to see a specialist about a bone spur that could be forming on his tiny, little right finger. While he was there, he was asked by a reporter with the Pittsburgh Pronouncer-Telegram about the NFL seas...

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Funny story - Tom Brady Says He Will Compensate Buccaneers Receiver Chris Goodwin for Giving Up His #12 Jersey

Tom Brady Says He Will Compensate Buccaneers Receiver Chris Goodwin for Giving Up His #12 Jersey

TAMPA BAY – The sports world had been wondering if the new Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Tom Brady, was going to end up having to get a new number, since #12 was already taken by wide receiver Chris Goodwin. There were rumors floating around Fl...

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Funny story - NBC Announces That The Dallas Cowboys–Pittsburgh Steelers Hall of Fame Game Has Been Cancelled

NBC Announces That The Dallas Cowboys–Pittsburgh Steelers Hall of Fame Game Has Been Cancelled

NEW YORK CITY – NBC hates to inform the sports viewing public that the pre-season game between the Cowboys and the Steelers, which was to have taken place in Canton, Ohio, has been cancelled. It appears that more than 83% of all food vendors; incl…

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Funny story - J.J. Witt of The Houston Texans Says He Will Refuse to Wear The New C-19 NFL Face Shield Helmet

J.J. Witt of The Houston Texans Says He Will Refuse to Wear The New C-19 NFL Face Shield Helmet

HOUSTON – One of the greatest players to ever put on the Texans uniform has balked at wearing the new mandated C-19 Protective Helmet Face Shield. J.J. Witt, who owns several Witt’s End Beer Bars, said that he hates the new helmets, because he is…

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Funny story - Tom Brady Quarterback of The Tampa Bay Buccaneers, is Upset That The NFL Season Could be Cancelled

Tom Brady Quarterback of The Tampa Bay Buccaneers, is Upset That The NFL Season Could be Cancelled

TAMPA BAY – The man known by sports fans as "Tom Terrific" has just learned that the NFL season might be scrapped due to the Coronapalooza pandemic. Brady, who is as gung-ho an athlete as ever wore a jock strap, said that he will go into one hell…

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Funny story - NFL Teams Eye Proactive Name Changes to Stay Ahead of the Game

NFL Teams Eye Proactive Name Changes to Stay Ahead of the Game

Executives emerged from an emergency owners meeting of the National Football League, determined to stay ahead of the pressure to adopt politically correct names, which is non-existent, except where hyped by the media. Some teams are more under th...

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Funny story - Tom Brady and Rob Gronkowski Are Together Again

Tom Brady and Rob Gronkowski Are Together Again

FOXBOROUGH, Massachusetts – One of the NFL’s most successful all-time quarterback/receiver duos is being reunited. Long-time New England Patriots teammates and best friends, Tom Brady and Ron Gronkowski, will once again get to thrill football fan...

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Funny story - NFL Bans Trump From Going To or Even Watching NFL Games

NFL Bans Trump From Going To or Even Watching NFL Games

"President Trump is no longer welcome in any NFL facility" a representative from the NFL Commissioner's office announced. "We have found that his presence is just too disruptive for the players. The owners don't really give a fig what the players do...

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Funny story - Washington Redskins rename and are now called Washington Tomato-Skins!

Washington Redskins rename and are now called Washington Tomato-Skins!

There are no stones left to be turned over ever since the BLM movement sped round the planet like Concorde did many years ago. Anything that resembles color, ethnic background, ethnic minorities, or race-related events, is now being exposed, and that…

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