COLUMBUS Ohio - (Sports Satire) - The Sports Mirror has said that the NCAA and the NFL have both once again warned the Ohio State football team to stop with it's arrogant, better-than-thou BS.
SM writer Tortilla Torres says that for years, Buckeye players have felt it necessary to add the word "THE" when they announce the name of the team they play for. And this has carried over to the NFL's Ohio State players who graduated, or rather who played for the Buckeyes.
The NFL has informed the Ohio State players to stop acting like elementary school spoiled brats and just play the fucking game without acting like ballet divas.
SIDENOTE: The NCAA Ruling Commision is considering fining the players who insist on adding the word "The" to the front of the name Ohio State.
