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Funny story: NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell Makes a Big Announcement Regarding The Black Lives Matter Movement

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell Makes a Big Announcement Regarding The Black Lives Matter Movement

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell spoke with members of the sports media on the ongoing controversy regarding the kneeling issue. The commissioner wanted to point out that he has ruled that those players who want to…

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Furious at the Referees Missed Calls, Files a $21 Million Lawsuit

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Furious at the Referees Missed Calls, Files a $21 Million Lawsuit

DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – Jerry Jones was interviewed by a reporter with CBS Sports, and Jones told him his team should be 1-0, but instead they’re 0-1 due to lots of missed calls by the refs. Jones said that referee Nicky “Bubba” Biggaboro, 42,…

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Funny story: Tom Brady Said He Could Not Concentrate on Tampa Bay's Game Against the New Orleans Saints Because of Hurricane Sally

Tom Brady Said He Could Not Concentrate on Tampa Bay's Game Against the New Orleans Saints Because of Hurricane Sally

NEW ORLEANS – (Sports Satire) - Tom Brady revealed after the game that he was trying to hurry every chance he got, as his Tampa Bay Buccaneers played against the New Orleans Saints in the "Big Easy". Brady admitted that he did not play his best ga…

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Funny story: The NFL Football Season Finally Kicks Off

The NFL Football Season Finally Kicks Off

KANSAS CITY - (Sports Satire) - The NFL season finally kicked off at Kansas City's Arrowhead Stadium, which will soon be changed to The 7th Cavalry Stadium. The St.Louis Outlooker News noted that the namechange will be to appease the Red Lives Ma…

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Funny story: The NFL Announces That It Will Prohibit Cardboard Cut-Out Fans in All NFL Stadiums

The NFL Announces That It Will Prohibit Cardboard Cut-Out Fans in All NFL Stadiums

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - The NFL commissioner has informed the news media that, unlike Major League Baseball, he will not allow the placing of cardboard cut-out fans in NFL stadiums. Commissioner Roger Goodell stated to the press that Cor…

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Funny story: Meghan Markle and Prince Harry Receive Season Tickets From Los Angeles Rams Coach Sean McVay

Meghan Markle and Prince Harry Receive Season Tickets From Los Angeles Rams Coach Sean McVay

LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) – ESPN-5 is reporting that the former Royal couple Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are both walking on Cloud 9. Los Angeles Rams Coach Sean McVay, who recently met Harry and Meghan at an In-N-Out restaurant, really enj…

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Funny story: Trump in Yet Another Hot Mic Incident Says That There are Way Too Many Blacks in Sports

Trump in Yet Another Hot Mic Incident Says That There are Way Too Many Blacks in Sports

DOVER, Delaware – (Sports Satire) - President Trump was in Joe Biden territory speaking to a group of supporters that one Dover deputy estimated to be about 36 individuals. The President said he wanted to clear up the matter, where, earlier in the…

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Funny story: The New England Patriots are Caught Purchasing Illegal Football Helmets

The New England Patriots are Caught Purchasing Illegal Football Helmets

BOSTON – (Sports Satire) - Two NFL teams who have been caught cheating the most are the New Orleans Saints and the New England Patriots. And now reports out of NFL headquarters say that the Patriots are at it again. Sporting Chance Magazine rep…

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Funny story: The Owner of the Washington Redskins May Have To Sell The Team After Another 52 Former Cheerleaders File Sexual Harassment Lawsuits

The Owner of the Washington Redskins May Have To Sell The Team After Another 52 Former Cheerleaders File Sexual Harassment Lawsuits

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Sports Satire) - The Sports Bet Gazette is reporting that things are really starting to heat up for Washington football team owner, Daniel "Woe Is Me" Snyder. SBG is reporting that 52 more ex-Washington cheerleaders have come f…

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Funny story: NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell Goes Against Trump and Says He Will Not Punish Players for Kneeling During The National Anthem

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell Goes Against Trump and Says He Will Not Punish Players for Kneeling During The National Anthem

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - The commissioner of the NFL had a meeting with President Trump, and, within two minutes, Goodell says he stormed out of the Oval Office, taking his Happy Meal with him. Goodell told ESPN-4 that, right away, Trump…

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Funny story: NFL Bends A Knee...And Dooms The Planet Earth

NFL Bends A Knee...And Dooms The Planet Earth

"All hail the Great and Almighty Solar King of the Universe, The Great and Awesome and Wise and Very, Very Dangerous, Zaxxorg The Third! Citizens of the smelly planet Earth, I have seen you kneel down to my awesome power and accept your unconditiona…

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Funny story: Every NFL Cheerleader is Furious as Hell

Every NFL Cheerleader is Furious as Hell

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - The NFL Cheerleaders Union has just filed a complaint with the National Football League. Union rep Bambi Toogaloo told CBS Sports that Commissioner Goodell has informed each NFL cheerleader that she will have to c…

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Funny story: The NFL Has Banned The Tradition of Players Exchanging Football Helmets

The NFL Has Banned The Tradition of Players Exchanging Football Helmets

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - The NFL commissioner informed the sports media that his latest directive will now prohibit the age-old tradition of players exchanging each other’s helmets at the end of the game. Roger Goodell, it seems, has rece…

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Funny story: The Green Bay Packers Announce They Will Be Allowing 200 Season Ticket Holders to Attend Their Opening Home Game

The Green Bay Packers Announce They Will Be Allowing 200 Season Ticket Holders to Attend Their Opening Home Game

GREEN BAY, Wisconsin – (Sports Satire) - The Green Bay Packers have the distinction of being the only sports team in America that is community-owned. The Packers have 350,000 stockholders, and they have voted 349,967 to 33, to allow 200 of the ol…

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Funny story: The NFL’s Decision to Play or Not Play Keeps Going Back and Forth

The NFL’s Decision to Play or Not Play Keeps Going Back and Forth

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has put out another message saying that the previous message circumvents the former message. The media shook its head and uttered an appropriate WTF? Some writers said that Goodel…

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Funny story: President Trump Says He Will Probably End Up Cancelling The NFL Football Season

President Trump Says He Will Probably End Up Cancelling The NFL Football Season

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Sports Satire) - The president told Fox News that he might just move to cancel the NFL football season. He said that if the players are going to insist on kneeling, not saluting him, and refusing to donate to his presidential r…

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Funny story: NFL To Allow Players To Lie On Back And Have Bellies Rubbed During National Anthem

NFL To Allow Players To Lie On Back And Have Bellies Rubbed During National Anthem

BILLINGSGATE POST: In order to placate fans who don’t like to see players take a knee during the playing of the National Anthem, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell issued a directive that will allow players the option of lying on their backs and having…

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