Funny story - The Boston Celtics Management Is Doing Away With Their Green and White Uniforms And Adopting The Colors Black and Purple So They Can Look Menacing

The Boston Celtics Management Is Doing Away With Their Green and White Uniforms And Adopting The Colors Black and Purple So They Can Look Menacing

BOSTON - (Sports Satire) - Thousands of Boston Celtics fans have commented that it is time for the Celtics to toss their drab green and white uniforms in the trash can. They note that green and white are just not colors that instill fear in the ey…

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Funny story - Trae Young Has Been Given Full Ownership of the New York Knicks, Although It Seems Like He Took It

Trae Young Has Been Given Full Ownership of the New York Knicks, Although It Seems Like He Took It

New York Knicks owner James Dolan, who most people know from the Spike Lee incident at Madison Square Garden, has awarded full ownership of the team to Atlanta Hawks point guard Trae Young. This includes Madison Square Garden, all copyrights, and all…

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Funny story - The Cleveland Guardians (Indians) May Move To Green Bay

The Cleveland Guardians (Indians) May Move To Green Bay

CLEVELAND – (Sports Satire) – Word coming out of the city on Lake Erie, is that many of the Cleveland baseball fans are still furious at the team’s new name. Research surveys have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt, that the name Guardians, sounds…

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Funny story - The NBA Says That Since Players Are Getting Taller They Will Be Raising All of The Baskets By 6 Inches

The NBA Says That Since Players Are Getting Taller They Will Be Raising All of The Baskets By 6 Inches

NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - The NBA Regulatory and Policy Making Committee has just decided that since NBA players are getting taller and taller, they have decided to make a change regarding the height of the baskets. The NBA R&PMC, has…

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Funny story - Boston Celtics Crotch Problem

Boston Celtics Crotch Problem

Marcus Smart of the Celtics has a Crotch Problem. Star basketball player Smart was fined $15,000 for an obscene gesture aimed at the referees. Please, don't shoot with that itchy trigger finger. In a world of endless and myriad ways to convey a...

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Funny story - The San Francisco City Council Votes To Have The Golden State Warriors Revert To Their Original Name

The San Francisco City Council Votes To Have The Golden State Warriors Revert To Their Original Name

SAN FRANCISCO – (Sports Satire) - After a vote of 12-1, the San Francisco city council has voted for the NBA Golden State Warriors to change their name back to their original name, The San Francisco Warriors. The team originally changed its name…

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Funny story - The Reason Why The Golden State Warriors and The Denver Nuggets Got Into a Knock-Down Drag-Out Brawl

The Reason Why The Golden State Warriors and The Denver Nuggets Got Into a Knock-Down Drag-Out Brawl

OAKLAND, California - (Sports Satire) - Chase Center, the home of the Golden State Warriors, was the scene of an out-of-control brawl that lasted for seven minutes and four seconds. The brouhaha began when arena employees reported that there would…

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Funny story - Nicola Jokić becomes first player to score sequence of 23-35-27-31-29-20- 21-35-47-13-50-35- 12-22-23-43-33-16- 15-41-24-19-39-37- 20-28-26-32-12-34- 29-28-20-37-16-21- 14-17-27-25-26-17- 27-17-29-47-25-19- 24-24-32-19-30-32 points to start season

Nicola Jokić becomes first player to score sequence of 23-35-27-31-29-20- 21-35-47-13-50-35- 12-22-23-43-33-16- 15-41-24-19-39-37- 20-28-26-32-12-34- 29-28-20-37-16-21- 14-17-27-25-26-17- 27-17-29-47-25-19- 24-24-32-19-30-32 points to start season

Denver Nuggets star center Nicola Jokić became the first player in NBA history to score the sequence of 23-35-27-31-29-20- 21-35-47-13-50-35- 12-22-23-43-33-16- 15-41-24-19-39-37- 20-28-26-32-12-34- 29-28-20-37-16-21- 14-17-27-25-26-17- 27-17-29-47-2…

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Funny story - Most NBA Coaches Consider Kawhi Leonard of The Los Angeles Clippers to be The Best Player in The NBA

Most NBA Coaches Consider Kawhi Leonard of The Los Angeles Clippers to be The Best Player in The NBA

ORLANDO – (Sports Satire) - Even though the Clippers have been eliminated from the finals, there are many NBA coaches who consider Kawhi Leonard to be the best player in professional basketball. Kawhi, whose teammates say will usually only speak a…

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Funny story - The Boston Celtics Offer Stephen Curry Twice The Salary That The Golden State Warriors Are Paying Him

The Boston Celtics Offer Stephen Curry Twice The Salary That The Golden State Warriors Are Paying Him

BOSTON - (Sports Satire) - The owner of the Boston Celtics who got beat by the Golden State Warriors have decided to make the NBA Finals MVP (Stephen Curry) an extremely lucrative offer to leave GS and play for the Celtics. Team owner Wycliffe "Mo…

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Funny story - LeBron James becomes all-time leader in missed foul calls

LeBron James becomes all-time leader in missed foul calls

Los Angeles Lakers star LeBron James surpassed Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, on Monday night, to establish a new NBA record of 25,115 uncalled fouls against him in his storied 18-year career. James got 26 no-calls in a 115-108 victory over the Cleveland Caval…

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Funny story - LeBron James and Patrick Mahomes Urge All Professional Sports Athletes To Vote For Joe Biden

LeBron James and Patrick Mahomes Urge All Professional Sports Athletes To Vote For Joe Biden

LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) – The Turnstile Review has divulged that sports superstars LeBron James and Patrick Mahomes are urging all fans of professional sports to please vote Trump out of the White House, by voting for the kind, caring, compassi…

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Funny story - The Milwaukee Bucks Led by Giannis Antetokounmpo Are The NBA Champs!

The Milwaukee Bucks Led by Giannis Antetokounmpo Are The NBA Champs!

MILWAUKEE – (Sports Satire) – Well it took them 50 years, but the Bucks are once again the basketball champions of the world. And the people at the Wheaties Cereal Company are working 24/7 putting out those cereal boxes with the likeness of the Fi…

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Funny story - Looking To The Future - The Golden State Warriors Want To Sign Stephen Curry's 3-Year-Old Son

Looking To The Future - The Golden State Warriors Want To Sign Stephen Curry's 3-Year-Old Son

SAN FRANCISCO - (Sports Satire) - The Golden State Warriors are the new NBA champs and the owners and executives of the club are not wasting any time as they are already looking to the future. One of the team's owners and chief executives Joseph S…

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Funny story - Stephen Curry, The NBA's MVP Tells The Boston Celtics Thank You So Much For The Fantastic Offer! - But I Sticking With The Golden State Warriors

Stephen Curry, The NBA's MVP Tells The Boston Celtics Thank You So Much For The Fantastic Offer! - But I Sticking With The Golden State Warriors

SAN FRANCISCO - (Sports Satire) - The World Champion Golden State Warriors organization and their millions of fans are simply ecstatic at the news that has just been put out by the team's majority owner Joseph Stevens Lacob. Lacob said that after…

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Funny story - The Golden State Warriors Promise Their Devoted Fans That Their Nickname Will Soon be History

The Golden State Warriors Promise Their Devoted Fans That Their Nickname Will Soon be History

OAKLAND, California – Many political and sports enthusiasts will agree that the city of Oakland probably has more protesters than any other city in the entire nation. In fact, the city council recently adopted a new city slogan: Come to Oakland, W…

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Funny story - Anna Megan Raley Considered To Be The Meanest Woman In America Has Been Fired!

Anna Megan Raley Considered To Be The Meanest Woman In America Has Been Fired!

HOUSTON - Anna Megan Raley has learned a very valuable lesson - and that is to never, ever mess with a woman's weight. American Spotlight Magazine reporter Cutter Shiloh stated that Raley is a perfect example of someone who has a blog and thinks t...

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Funny story - Larry Bird and Tim Duncan Are Buying The Boston Celtics

Larry Bird and Tim Duncan Are Buying The Boston Celtics

SAN ANTONIO – (Sports Satire) – Two of the greatest players to ever play in the NBA have just stated that they are in the process of purchasing one of the greatest franchises in sports history. Larry “Tweet Tweet” Bird and Tim “The Quiet Dude” Dun…

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Funny story - The Los Angeles Lakers Have Just Signed The Very First Eskimo To Ever Play In The NBA

The Los Angeles Lakers Have Just Signed The Very First Eskimo To Ever Play In The NBA

LOS ANGELES - (Sports Satire) - In a move that has every Los Angeles Lakers fan jumping ecstatically for joy, the Lakers have just signed the very first Eskimo to ever play in the National Basketball League. Team owner Jeanie Buss, said that she p…

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Funny story - Golden State Warriors Super Star Stephen Curry’s Dad and Mom Have Filed For Divorce

Golden State Warriors Super Star Stephen Curry’s Dad and Mom Have Filed For Divorce

OAKLAND – (Sports Satire) – According to Bedroom Pillow Talk, two of the most famous NBA courtside fans have just filed for the “Big D.” Dell and Sonya Curry, told BPT's Carolina Chipotle, that after 33 years of marriage, the rigors of attending s…

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