Funny story - A Hooters Girl With a Huge Mouth Is Noted For Giving The Best You-Know-Whats In Chattanooga

A Hooters Girl With a Huge Mouth Is Noted For Giving The Best You-Know-Whats In Chattanooga

CHATTANOOGA, Tennessee – (Satire News) – An employee of the national Hooters chain is noted for two things being able to speak six languages fluently, and for having the biggest, most amazing mouth on both sides of the Mississippi River. Daniella…

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Funny story - Trae Young Has Been Given Full Ownership of the New York Knicks, Although It Seems Like He Took It

Trae Young Has Been Given Full Ownership of the New York Knicks, Although It Seems Like He Took It

New York Knicks owner James Dolan, who most people know from the Spike Lee incident at Madison Square Garden, has awarded full ownership of the team to Atlanta Hawks point guard Trae Young. This includes Madison Square Garden, all copyrights, and all…

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Funny story - The Cleveland Guardians (Indians) May Move To Green Bay

The Cleveland Guardians (Indians) May Move To Green Bay

CLEVELAND – (Sports Satire) – Word coming out of the city on Lake Erie, is that many of the Cleveland baseball fans are still furious at the team’s new name. Research surveys have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt, that the name Guardians, sounds…

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Funny story - Golden State Warriors Super Star Stephen Curry’s Dad and Mom Have Filed For Divorce

Golden State Warriors Super Star Stephen Curry’s Dad and Mom Have Filed For Divorce

OAKLAND – (Sports Satire) – According to Bedroom Pillow Talk, two of the most famous NBA courtside fans have just filed for the “Big D.” Dell and Sonya Curry, told BPT's Carolina Chipotle, that after 33 years of marriage, the rigors of attending s…

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Funny story - The US Chinese-American Federation of Chinese People Demand That The NBA Implement An Asian Player Quota

The US Chinese-American Federation of Chinese People Demand That The NBA Implement An Asian Player Quota

SAN FRANCISCO – (Sports Satire) - The organization known as The US Chinese-American Federation of Chinese People has issued a strong statement to the National Basketball Association. In a letter to NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, the group states t…

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Funny story - Kim Jong-un Has Just Hired NBA Great Dennis Rodman To Be The Coach of the North Korean Olympic Basketball Team

Kim Jong-un Has Just Hired NBA Great Dennis Rodman To Be The Coach of the North Korean Olympic Basketball Team

CHICAGO – (Sports Satire) – North Korea’s national news agency, The Rice Paddy, is reporting that the North Korean leader has just hired retired Chicago Bulls super star Dennis Rodman to be the coach of his North Korean Olympic basketball team. Ci…

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Funny story - The San Francisco City Council Votes To Have The Golden State Warriors Revert To Their Original Name

The San Francisco City Council Votes To Have The Golden State Warriors Revert To Their Original Name

SAN FRANCISCO – (Sports Satire) - After a vote of 12-1, the San Francisco city council has voted for the NBA Golden State Warriors to change their name back to their original name, The San Francisco Warriors. The team originally changed its name…

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Funny story - NBA Hall of Famer's "Shaq’s Pizza Shack" Is Forced To Shut Down

NBA Hall of Famer's "Shaq’s Pizza Shack" Is Forced To Shut Down

REDONDO BEACH, California – (Satire News) – Word filtering out of the Left Coast is that Shaq’s Pizza Shack has been ordered to close by the California State Inspectatorial Agency. CSIA inspector Rusty Tzatsiki, no relation to famed gynecologist Z…

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Funny story - Los Angeles Clippers Super Star Kawhi Leonard Denies That He Is Secretly Dating Kim Kardashian

Los Angeles Clippers Super Star Kawhi Leonard Denies That He Is Secretly Dating Kim Kardashian

LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) - Reports filtering out of Tinsel Town are that Kim Kardashian and NBA super star Kawahi Leonard are secretly dating. Bedroom Pillow Talk’s Carolina Chipotle stated that she received a text from an LAPD officer statin…

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Funny story - Tree Injured in DWI Crash Sues Ex-Nets' Jayson Williams. "If you are shrubbery or a foreign-born limo driver, expect to be killed," said D.A.

Tree Injured in DWI Crash Sues Ex-Nets' Jayson Williams. "If you are shrubbery or a foreign-born limo driver, expect to be killed," said D.A.

Former shotgun murderer and NBA also-ran Jayson Williams will have to pay $16,433 to the estate of a tree he killed in January, says a Kings County, NY Judge. In January, mere days after being sentenced for ventilating the torso of his limo driver...

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Funny story - Marvel’s New Captain America is Black

Marvel’s New Captain America is Black

HOLLYWOOD – (Movie Satire) - The latest actor to portray the Marvel superhero Captain America is Anthony “The Bro” Mackie, who just happens to be black. He recently spoke with Howard Stern, and expressed how thrilled he was at the fact that he had…

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Funny story - Larry Bird and Tim Duncan Are Buying The Boston Celtics

Larry Bird and Tim Duncan Are Buying The Boston Celtics

SAN ANTONIO – (Sports Satire) – Two of the greatest players to ever play in the NBA have just stated that they are in the process of purchasing one of the greatest franchises in sports history. Larry “Tweet Tweet” Bird and Tim “The Quiet Dude” Dun…

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Funny story - LeBron James Announces His Post Basketball Political Plans

LeBron James Announces His Post Basketball Political Plans

LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) – After much speculation, Los Angeles Laker super star, LeBron James has finally let the cat out of the bag, regarding his political plans once he decides to walk away from the world of the round ball. LeBron and his…

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Funny story - The Charlotte Bobcats and The Orlando Magic Hoping To Keep From Being The Worst Team In The NBA

The Charlotte Bobcats and The Orlando Magic Hoping To Keep From Being The Worst Team In The NBA

CHARLOTTE, North Carolina - The Charlotte Bobcats who have a 17-54 record and the Orlando Magic who have an 18-54 record are each trying their very best to keep away from the NBA cellar. Sports Balls Illustrated Daily has just announced that there...

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Funny story - Black Lives Matter Tells The Utah Jazz to Change Their Racist Name

Black Lives Matter Tells The Utah Jazz to Change Their Racist Name

CHICAGO – (Sports Trivia) - A spokesperson for BLM has informed the owner of the Utah Jazz, Gail Miller, that they want her to change the team name, which is as offensively racist to blacks, as the name redskins is to Apaches, Comanches, and Kickapoo…

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Funny story - Sexy Blonde Pole Dancer Claims She Had Sex with 13 Different NBA Players

Sexy Blonde Pole Dancer Claims She Had Sex with 13 Different NBA Players

MANHATTAN – (Sports Satire) - A well-known blonde pole dancer has revealed to Sports Balls Illustrated Magazine, that she horizontally dilly-dallied with 13 professional basketball players, just within the past eight weeks. Jolene Butterwood, 24,…

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Funny story - LeBron James and Dwyane Wade Finally Apologize To Dirk Nowitzki For Making Fun of Him When He Had A 102 Fever

LeBron James and Dwyane Wade Finally Apologize To Dirk Nowitzki For Making Fun of Him When He Had A 102 Fever

MIAMI - Well it took them long enough but the losers of the NBA finals LeBron "Prince" James and Dwyane "The Court Jester" Wade have finally apologized to the 2010-2011 NBA Champion MVP Dirk "Mr. Class Act" Nowitzki. LeBron, who has since been tra...

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Funny story - Collins Confirms 'Discovered Gayness' Was A Stipulation Of His Contract Extension With the Washington Wizards

Collins Confirms 'Discovered Gayness' Was A Stipulation Of His Contract Extension With the Washington Wizards

WASHINGTON, DC - Averaging one point a game, promising NBA star and budding homosexual Jason Collins needed to do something - something fast - if he was going to extent his time in the limelight. "Look, you can't do that I do or see al...

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Funny story - Elon Musk’s New Planetary Telescope is The Most Powerful in The World

Elon Musk’s New Planetary Telescope is The Most Powerful in The World

HOUSTON, Texas – (Satire News) – The richest man in the world, Elon Musk has just developed the amazing Musk Busybody Planetary Telescope, which he has nicknamed "Ringo". The entrepreneur, who is the father of the Tesla, the SpaceX Starship, and…

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Funny story - The NBA Now Says That The Balls May Not Be Bouncing Like They Had Planned

The NBA Now Says That The Balls May Not Be Bouncing Like They Had Planned

NEW YORK CITY – The commissioner of the NBA has just put out some bad news for pro basketball hungry fans. Adam Silver told Sports Balls Illustrated that because of the Coronavirus numbers on the rise, the NBA season may be scrapped. One die-ha…

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