Trae Young Has Been Given Full Ownership of the New York Knicks, Although It Seems Like He Took It
New York Knicks owner James Dolan, who most people know from the Spike Lee incident at Madison Square Garden, has awarded full ownership of the team to Atlanta Hawks point guard Trae Young. This includes Madison Square Garden, all copyrights, and all…
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San Antonio Spurs Assistant Coach Becky Hammon is Being Courted For an NBA Head Coaching Job
NEW ORLEANS – (Sports Satire) – According to ESPN-4, the word out of the Big Easy is that the New Orleans Pelicans are considering Spurs assistant coach Becky Harmon for the head coach job. Pelicans owner Gayle Benson, stated that she has checked…
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San Antonio Spurs Tim Duncan and Manu Ginobili Warn Tony Parker That If He Comes Near Their Wives They'll Kick Him Back To France
SAN ANTONIO - Tony Parker is by no means the first athlete to cheat on his wife. NBA players like English football (soccer) players are sad to say notorious for their marital transgressions. But in the case of the one who calls himself "Frenchy" h...
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Boston's Rajon Rondo Talks About Being The Lone Celtic
BOSTON - Rajon Rondo had surgery to repair a torn ACL the day after Valentine's Day and reports are that he is still not ready to play and will miss the NBA preseason. Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily spoke with the Celtics point gua...
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Sexy Blonde Pole Dancer Claims She Had Sex with 13 Different NBA Players
MANHATTAN – (Sports Satire) - A well-known blonde pole dancer has revealed to Sports Balls Illustrated Magazine, that she horizontally dilly-dallied with 13 professional basketball players, just within the past eight weeks. Jolene Butterwood, 24,…
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Looking To The Future - The Golden State Warriors Want To Sign Stephen Curry's 3-Year-Old Son
SAN FRANCISCO - (Sports Satire) - The Golden State Warriors are the new NBA champs and the owners and executives of the club are not wasting any time as they are already looking to the future. One of the team's owners and chief executives Joseph S…
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Stephen Curry, The NBA's MVP Tells The Boston Celtics Thank You So Much For The Fantastic Offer! - But I Sticking With The Golden State Warriors
A 19-Year-Old Norwegian Basketball Player Who Can Dunk As Good As Any NBA Player Gets A Tryout With The San Antonio Spurs
Golden State Warriors’ Star Klay Thompson Out For The Entire Season Due To Flickabulina
A List of 10 Little Known Facts About North Korea's Kim Jong Un
A Hooters Girl With a Huge Mouth Is Noted For Giving The Best You-Know-Whats In Chattanooga
The NBA Announces It Will Use Pink Basketballs In Honor of Gay Pride Month
NBA Fans To Be Prohibited From Yelling Out The Irritatingly Boring Phrase 'Deee-Fense'
The Utah Jazz and The New Orleans Pelicans Finally Kick The NBA Season Off With Every Single Player and Coach Kneeling
Charles "The Fat Bro" Barkley Is Dumped As Spokesperson For Weight Whompers
LeBron James becomes all-time leader in missed foul calls
A Six-Year-Old Georgia Girl Predicts The Winners of NBA Basketball Games 99% of The Time
A 7-Foot-10-Inch Tall High School Sophomore Scores 193 Points In a Basketball Game
The NBA Says That Since Players Are Getting Taller They Will Be Raising All of The Baskets By 6 Inches
NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - The NBA Regulatory and Policy Making Committee has just decided that since NBA players are getting taller and taller, they have decided to make a change regarding the height of the baskets. The NBA R&PMC, has…
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LeBron James and Dwyane Wade Finally Apologize To Dirk Nowitzki For Making Fun of Him When He Had A 102 Fever
MIAMI - Well it took them long enough but the losers of the NBA finals LeBron "Prince" James and Dwyane "The Court Jester" Wade have finally apologized to the 2010-2011 NBA Champion MVP Dirk "Mr. Class Act" Nowitzki. LeBron, who has since been tra...
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The NBA Has Just Added The Greatest Rule In The History of The League
NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - Sportsapalooza writer Pia Confetti spoke to NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, who informed her that he had decided to implement a new scoring rule that just about every NBA coach, player, and cheerleader loves. Silver…
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The Boston Celtics Management Is Doing Away With Their Green and White Uniforms And Adopting The Colors Black and Purple So They Can Look Menacing
BOSTON - (Sports Satire) - Thousands of Boston Celtics fans have commented that it is time for the Celtics to toss their drab green and white uniforms in the trash can. They note that green and white are just not colors that instill fear in the ey…
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Sixteen-Year-Old, 6-Foot-5-Inch Tall Barron Trump's Goal Is To One Day Play In The NBA
MANHATTAN - (Sports Satire) - Barron Trump is nothing like his ignorant, stupid, racist father, Donaldo Jonathan Erasmus Trump. Barron who stands 6-foot-5 towers over his father who says he's 6-foot-2, but is actually 5-foot-10. Melania, who is…
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NBA's Toronto Raptors May Move Down South To The USA
TORONTO, Canada - (Sports Satire) - The owners of the Raptors, Maple Leaf Sports & Entertainment, have expressed that there is a very strong possibility that the Raptors team may be moving to the United States. Team General Manager Bobby "Iceb…
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The Los Angeles Lakers Are The World Champions - Kobe Bryant's Wife Vanessa Gets The Game Ball
LOS ANGELES - The Los Angeles Lakers defeated the Boston Celtics 83-79 to capture their 16th NBA world championship title. Kobe Bryant did not do to well at the beginning of the game and he blamed it on his broken right index finger. He said that...
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Elon Musk’s New Planetary Telescope is The Most Powerful in The World
HOUSTON, Texas – (Satire News) – The richest man in the world, Elon Musk has just developed the amazing Musk Busybody Planetary Telescope, which he has nicknamed "Ringo". The entrepreneur, who is the father of the Tesla, the SpaceX Starship, and…
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The Houston Rockets Who Are The Worst Team In The NBA Are Contemplating A Move To Saskatoon, Canada
HOUSTON - (Sports Satire) - NBA Commissioner Adam "Sticks" Silver, has been informed by the owner of the Houston Rockets that he may be relocating (moving) his team after the end of the current season. Multi-Billionaire Tilman Fertitta, who made h…
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The book by Michael Jordan, who is the greatest NBA basketball player of all time, has just gone to #1
(SPORTS SATIRE) - The greatest player to ever dribble an NBA basketball, Michael Jordan, who has six world championship rings, is proud of his newly released book titled, "Hey Fella, Look Up At The Scoreboard." The book was written by Jordan along…
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Pygmy Dwarf Sues NBA For “Height Discrimination”
BILLINGSGATE POST: During the 2022 NBA season, the average height of NBA players was 6’6”, which is 8 inches taller than the US average for males. The average height of a male Pygmy is about 5 feet. The world's shortest people are the Efe of Zaire,…
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Los Angeles Clippers Super Star Kawhi Leonard Denies That He Is Secretly Dating Kim Kardashian
LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) - Reports filtering out of Tinsel Town are that Kim Kardashian and NBA super star Kawahi Leonard are secretly dating. Bedroom Pillow Talk’s Carolina Chipotle stated that she received a text from an LAPD officer statin…
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LeBron James of The Miami Heat Responds To The Gay Rumors
MIAMI - LeBron James was asked about the recent gay rumors that have just surfaced regarding him. He explained to Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance Magazine that he and his fiancée were both shocked beyond belief when the rumor first surfaced...
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Burger King's NBA-Themed Double Dribble Deluxe Cheeseburgers Are Having Great Sales
MIAMI, Florida - Burger King Spokesman Gavin Zhivago related that the BK home office is positively thrilled with the sales of their latest menu addition. Zhivago said that the new NBA-themed Double Dribble Deluxe Cheeseburger is selling like gangb...
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LeBron James and Dwyane Wade Finally Apologize To Dirk Nowitzki For Making Fun of Him When He Had A 102 Fever
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Boston's Rajon Rondo Talks About Being The Lone Celtic
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Burger King's NBA-Themed Double Dribble Deluxe Cheeseburgers Are Having Great Sales
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San Antonio Spurs Assistant Coach Becky Hammon is Being Courted For an NBA Head Coaching Job
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Trae Young Has Been Given Full Ownership of the New York Knicks, Although It Seems Like He Took It
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Looking To The Future - The Golden State Warriors Want To Sign Stephen Curry's 3-Year-Old Son
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The Boston Celtics Management Is Doing Away With Their Green and White Uniforms And Adopting The Colors Black and Purple So They Can Look Menacing
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The NBA Has Just Added The Greatest Rule In The History of The League
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NBA's Toronto Raptors May Move Down South To The USA
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The book by Michael Jordan, who is the greatest NBA basketball player of all time, has just gone to #1
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The Los Angeles Lakers Are The World Champions - Kobe Bryant's Wife Vanessa Gets The Game Ball
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San Antonio Spurs Tim Duncan and Manu Ginobili Warn Tony Parker That If He Comes Near Their Wives They'll Kick Him Back To France
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LeBron James of The Miami Heat Responds To The Gay Rumors
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Sexy Blonde Pole Dancer Claims She Had Sex with 13 Different NBA Players
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Los Angeles Clippers Super Star Kawhi Leonard Denies That He Is Secretly Dating Kim Kardashian
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Elon Musk’s New Planetary Telescope is The Most Powerful in The World
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The NBA Says That Since Players Are Getting Taller They Will Be Raising All of The Baskets By 6 Inches
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Sixteen-Year-Old, 6-Foot-5-Inch Tall Barron Trump's Goal Is To One Day Play In The NBA
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Pygmy Dwarf Sues NBA For “Height Discrimination”
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The Houston Rockets Who Are The Worst Team In The NBA Are Contemplating A Move To Saskatoon, Canada
