Sacramento, CA – In federal court this afternoon, an obviously distraught, distressed and straight up dead Mufasa served legal paperwork regarding an NIL (Name Image & Likeness) issue he has with Slamson the Lion, the official mascot of the Sacra…
TORONTO, Canada - (Sports Satire) - The owners of the Raptors, Maple Leaf Sports & Entertainment, have expressed that there is a very strong possibility that the Raptors team may be moving to the United States. Team General Manager Bobby "Iceb…
HOUSTON - (Sports Satire) - NBA Commissioner Adam "Sticks" Silver, has been informed by the owner of the Houston Rockets that he may be relocating (moving) his team after the end of the current season. Multi-Billionaire Tilman Fertitta, who made h…
NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - Sportsapalooza writer Pia Confetti spoke to NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, who informed her that he had decided to implement a new scoring rule that just about every NBA coach, player, and cheerleader loves. Silver…
BILLINGSGATE POST: During the 2022 NBA season, the average height of NBA players was 6’6”, which is 8 inches taller than the US average for males. The average height of a male Pygmy is about 5 feet. The world's shortest people are the Efe of Zaire,…
The National Basketball Association's Los Angeles Lakers said Monday they were closing in on a deal to swap former MVP Russell Westbrook for Brittney Griner, a WNBA and NCAA champion and Olympic and FIBA World Cup gold medalist. Griner is currently i…
MANHATTAN - (Sports Satire) - Barron Trump is nothing like his ignorant, stupid, racist father, Donaldo Jonathan Erasmus Trump. Barron who stands 6-foot-5 towers over his father who says he's 6-foot-2, but is actually 5-foot-10. Melania, who is…
LAS VEGAS - (Satire News) - Friends of the great NBA basketball star say that they have not seen LeBron (James) as happy as he is now, in a long, long time. One of his Cleveland high school friends said that James cannot seem to keep his huge hand…
NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - The NBA Regulatory and Policy Making Committee has just decided that since NBA players are getting taller and taller, they have decided to make a change regarding the height of the baskets. The NBA R&PMC, has…
SAN FRANCISCO - (Sports Satire) - The World Champion Golden State Warriors organization and their millions of fans are simply ecstatic at the news that has just been put out by the team's majority owner Joseph Stevens Lacob. Lacob said that after…
BOSTON - (Sports Satire) - Thousands of Boston Celtics fans have commented that it is time for the Celtics to toss their drab green and white uniforms in the trash can. They note that green and white are just not colors that instill fear in the ey…
BOSTON - (Sports Satire) - The owner of the Boston Celtics who got beat by the Golden State Warriors have decided to make the NBA Finals MVP (Stephen Curry) an extremely lucrative offer to leave GS and play for the Celtics. Team owner Wycliffe "Mo…
SAN ANTONIO, Texas - (Sports Satire) - One of Coach Gregg Popvich's basketball scouts came across an astoundingly amazing female basketball player in Oslo, Norway. The young lady, who is only 19, can dunk a ball with the ease of any NBA player in…
SAN FRANCISCO - (Sports Satire) - The Golden State Warriors are the new NBA champs and the owners and executives of the club are not wasting any time as they are already looking to the future. One of the team's owners and chief executives Joseph S…
LOS ANGELES - (Sports Satire) - In a move that has every Los Angeles Lakers fan jumping ecstatically for joy, the Lakers have just signed the very first Eskimo to ever play in the National Basketball League. Team owner Jeanie Buss, said that she p…
OKLAHOMA CITY - (Sports Satire) - Sportsapalooza Sports is reporting that Zimbabwean native, LeBrondo Yuvama, has just received a contract extension. The Oklahoma City Thunder center, has just renegotiated his contract, which now calls for him to…
OAKLAND, California - (Sports Satire) - Chase Center, the home of the Golden State Warriors, was the scene of an out-of-control brawl that lasted for seven minutes and four seconds. The brouhaha began when arena employees reported that there would…
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