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Funny story: The Golden State Warriors with a Dismal 15-50 Record Are Thrilled That The NBA Season Was Suspended

The Golden State Warriors with a Dismal 15-50 Record Are Thrilled That The NBA Season Was Suspended

OAKLAND – One NBA team that is not shedding tears over the season being cut short are the Golden State Warriors. Coach Steve Kerr’s team had the worst record of the entire 30 NBA teams. In fact, Warriors fans were already wearing medical masks, fa...

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Funny story: The Sound of Dribbling Basketballs Has Faded Off Into The Sunset

The Sound of Dribbling Basketballs Has Faded Off Into The Sunset

MIAMI – The NBA owners met at LeBron James’ Miami mansion, Casa Dribble, and they voted to suspend the remainder of the NBA season due to the Coronavirus which is getting out of hand. The vote to stop playing was 29-1. The owners are still trying...

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Funny story: Dion Waiters Latest NBA Player to OD on Gummy Bears

Dion Waiters Latest NBA Player to OD on Gummy Bears

Miami Heat guard, Dion Waiters, is the latest NBA player to run afoul of THC-infused gummy bears. On his team's flight from Phoenix to Los Angeles on Thursday. Waiters, 27, suffered a raging panic attack after he had "overdosed" on THC-infused gummy...

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Funny story: Lakers Trade Magic Johnson to Cleveland

Lakers Trade Magic Johnson to Cleveland

Almost lost in the flurry of last-minute trades before the NBA deadline, was a strange arrangement between two struggling teams who once were at the top of their respective divisions. In a surreptitious exchange, the Los Angeles Lakers sent their...

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Funny story: Worthless Piece of Crap Has Another Terrible Game

Worthless Piece of Crap Has Another Terrible Game

Jalen McGee of the Cleveland Cavaliers had another terrible game Friday night in the NBA Eastern Conference playoffs. "Jalen brought suck to a new level Friday night," said McGee's teammate LeBron James. "If you look up worthless piece of crap in...

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Funny story: Kyrie Irving's new found wisdom helps change Celtics culture

Kyrie Irving's new found wisdom helps change Celtics culture

Mr. Irving, a devout Flat-Earther, has at the ripe age of 25, taken upon himself the momentous task of changing the culture of the Celtics organization. "No longer are the Celtic's going to be associated with combating racism like under Bill Russ...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant's poem about retiring from basketball isn't so bad, so all you 'literary' and writing hacks need to lighten up!

Kobe Bryant's poem about retiring from basketball isn't so bad, so all you 'literary' and writing hacks need to lighten up!

Kobe Bryant wrote a heartfelt poem about retiring from NBA Basketball and all he's faced, just about, is flagrant abuse from some members of the writing community. Sure, some die-hard Kobe and Lakers fans think Shakespeare or Chaucer actually wrote t...

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Funny story: Boston Celtics Crotch Problem

Boston Celtics Crotch Problem

Marcus Smart of the Celtics has a Crotch Problem. Star basketball player Smart was fined $15,000 for an obscene gesture aimed at the referees. Please, don't shoot with that itchy trigger finger. In a world of endless and myriad ways to convey a...

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Funny story: Details of Tristan Thompson's Contract Emerge

Details of Tristan Thompson's Contract Emerge

Since the first day of elegible free agent signing in the NBA, all eyes have been on the Cleveland Cavaliers and their budding star power forward Tristan Thompson. A max offer sheet seemed imminent, however as the days turned to months, Thompson stil...

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Funny story: NBA Draft Selects Obama

NBA Draft Selects Obama

In the latest round of NBA draft picks the Chicago Bulls signed Barak Obama to a five year multimillion dollar contract. With the exception of his high IQ, he met all the criteria for player eligibility - tall, black, and lanky. He was chosen abov...

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Funny story: Micheal Jordan Orders a Fleet of Lamborghini Golf Carts

Micheal Jordan Orders a Fleet of Lamborghini Golf Carts

Jupiter, Florida - If you only know two things about Micheal Jordan, it's that he likes to play basketball, and that he likes to play golf - and he likes to do both of these things, very fast! Since retiring from the basketball world, Micheal Jor...

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Funny story: Dennis Rodman Gets Order to Kiss Seth Rogen

Dennis Rodman Gets Order to Kiss Seth Rogen

After another all-nighter on the Las Vegas Strip, former NBA Star Dennis Rodman woke up in a young woman's room to a loud banging on the door. "At first I thought it was her husband or boyfriend," said Rodman. "Can't tell you how many times shit l...

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Funny story: Dwyane Wade Complains About No-Call on Free Throw Attempts

Dwyane Wade Complains About No-Call on Free Throw Attempts

Following a devastating 104-87 loss to the San Antonio Spurs in Game 5 of the NBA Finals, Dwyane Wade and the Miami Heat pointed to a pivotal moment in the game that allowed the Spurs to hoist the Larry O'Brien trophy. Already trailing by double f...

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Funny story: Miami Heat Sign Bela Karolyi To Carry LeBron Up And Down Court If Cramps Persist

Miami Heat Sign Bela Karolyi To Carry LeBron Up And Down Court If Cramps Persist

CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON, SOUTH BEACH --The Miami Heat have hired legendary gymnastics coach Bela Karolyi to carry their star LeBron James up and down the court in case his cramping persists in the NBA finals against the San Antonio Spurs. "You can...

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Funny story: Donald Sterling - Smartest man alive.

Donald Sterling - Smartest man alive.

LOS ANGELES, CA - What do you do when your stock is at an all time high? Take the money and run. What if you don't have a buyer? Easy, just say racist comments on an "unauthorized" recording by your mistress, leak that to the press creating media upr...

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Funny story: Lebron James Holds American Basketball Fans Hostage Unless Demands Met

Lebron James Holds American Basketball Fans Hostage Unless Demands Met

Miami - NBA superstar and member of the Miami Heat basketball team, Lebron James, threatened to sit out the next season if LA Clippers owner, Donald Sterling, was not forced to sell the team after recent racist remarks made by Sterling. While he...

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Funny story: Sleazy NBA Billionaire Boys Club Owners

Sleazy NBA Billionaire Boys Club Owners

NBA Dallas Owner Mark Cuban doesn't want to take away Donald Sterling's ownership of the L.A. Clippers. (Cuban is the hyperactive out-of -shape guy, who sniffs the armpits of his players on the court after they win games for him.) Opposing taking a...

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