OKLAHOMA CITY - (Sports Satire) - Sportsapalooza Sports is reporting that Zimbabwean native, LeBrondo Yuvama, has just received a contract extension. The Oklahoma City Thunder center, has just renegotiated his contract, which now calls for him to…
OAKLAND, California - (Sports Satire) - Chase Center, the home of the Golden State Warriors, was the scene of an out-of-control brawl that lasted for seven minutes and four seconds. The brouhaha began when arena employees reported that there would…
HOUSTON - (Sports Satire) - The worst team in the entire National Basketball Association was the team that had a very powerful name. The Houston Rockets looked more like a bottle rocket than a space rocket as they ended their season with a paltry…
DETROIT - (Sports Satire) - Sportsapalooza News is reporting that the worst team in the entire 30-team NBA will be changing their name very, very soon. SN reporter Pia Confetti spoke with the owner of the Detroit Pistons, Tom Gores, who said that…
NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - Word from the office of NBA Commissioner Ron Silver say that the Phoenix Suns are playing the best ball in the entire NBA. Their record, as of press time, was an astounding 53-13. Sun's coach Earl "The Pearl" Wats…
OAKLAND – (Sports Satire) – According to Bedroom Pillow Talk, two of the most famous NBA courtside fans have just filed for the “Big D.” Dell and Sonya Curry, told BPT's Carolina Chipotle, that after 33 years of marriage, the rigors of attending s…
CLEVELAND – (Sports Satire) – Word coming out of the city on Lake Erie, is that many of the Cleveland baseball fans are still furious at the team’s new name. Research surveys have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt, that the name Guardians, sounds…
CHATTANOOGA, Tennessee – (Satire News) – An employee of the national Hooters chain is noted for two things being able to speak six languages fluently, and for having the biggest, most amazing mouth on both sides of the Mississippi River. Daniella…
SAN FRANCISCO – (Sports Satire) - The organization known as The US Chinese-American Federation of Chinese People has issued a strong statement to the National Basketball Association. In a letter to NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, the group states t…
MILWAUKEE – (Sports Satire) – Well it took them 50 years, but the Bucks are once again the basketball champions of the world. And the people at the Wheaties Cereal Company are working 24/7 putting out those cereal boxes with the likeness of the Fi…
Many have observed that professional sports have lagged behind the current commitment to diversify government, educational, and corporate institutions. The National Hockey League, for example, is well known for its failure to recruit black player…
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – The commissioner of the National Basketball Association has just informed the sports media that the NBA will use pink basketballs to honor Gay Pride Month. Commissioner Adam Silver, said that NBA’s board of direct…
REDONDO BEACH, California – (Satire News) – Word filtering out of the Left Coast is that Shaq’s Pizza Shack has been ordered to close by the California State Inspectatorial Agency. CSIA inspector Rusty Tzatsiki, no relation to famed gynecologist Z…
LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) – After much speculation, Los Angeles Laker super star, LeBron James has finally let the cat out of the bag, regarding his political plans once he decides to walk away from the world of the round ball. LeBron and his…
New York Knicks owner James Dolan, who most people know from the Spike Lee incident at Madison Square Garden, has awarded full ownership of the team to Atlanta Hawks point guard Trae Young. This includes Madison Square Garden, all copyrights, and all…
WOODCHUCK HORMONES, Kentucky – (Satire News) – A woman who relatives, friends, and the homeless say has one hell of a sense of humor has just made national news. Lolita Sweetwater, 28, who says she’s a pole dancer/dentist, recently had her 38-DDD…
SAN ANTONIO – (Sports Satire) – Two of the greatest players to ever play in the NBA have just stated that they are in the process of purchasing one of the greatest franchises in sports history. Larry “Tweet Tweet” Bird and Tim “The Quiet Dude” Dun…
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