HOUSTON, Texas – (Satire News) – The richest man in the world, Elon Musk has just developed the amazing Musk Busybody Planetary Telescope, which he has nicknamed "Ringo". The entrepreneur, who is the father of the Tesla, the SpaceX Starship, and…
Former Los Angeles Lakers role player J.R. Smith was found Saturday in a storage facility at the Disney Bubble complex near Orlando, more than 3 months after the conclusion of 2019-2020 season, expecting there to be still one more round of playoffs.
Los Angeles Lakers star LeBron James surpassed Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, on Monday night, to establish a new NBA record of 25,115 uncalled fouls against him in his storied 18-year career. James got 26 no-calls in a 115-108 victory over the Cleveland Caval…
Everyone knows there are winners and losers in the James Harden trade. Why? Because trades and trade scenarios are binary, of course! We analyze the two sides. Winners 1. “Brooklyn Beards” references, and admirers of alliteration. The…
EL SEGUNDO, California – (Sports Satire) – The company that manufactures sports fan cardboard cut-outs reports that it is making money hand-over-fist. CEO Barnabas Ballyhoo, with Cut-Outs Inc., told the Balls News Agency that just since the Corona…
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – The Christmas NBA season kicked off with a fabulous fireworks display in each home team’s parking lot. The world champion Los Angeles Lakers, who have had more of their players on the front of Wheaties cereal box…
OAKLAND – (Sports Satire) – The entire Golden State Warriors organization is devastated, as team doctors have just announced that superstar Klay Thompson will be out for the entire season. Team physician Dr. Murray Bellacappela told the sports med…
CHARLOTTE, North Carolina – (Sports Satire) – The LeVar Ball Family is extremely thrilled after son LaMelo was selected by the Charlotte Bobcats in this year's NBA draft. The Bobcats are owned by Michael Jordan, as in Micheal Jordan, the greatest…
OKLAHOMA CITY - (Sports Satire) – Chris Paul, with The Oklahoma City Thunder, has finally gotten his wish, and is leaving the Thunder, and being shipped out west to join the Phoenix Suns. Sports Bet Gazette has been reporting that Paul was most li…
LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) – LaLaLand Daily has announced that one of this year’s top NBA prospects is LaMelo Ball, of the legendary Ball Basketball family, led with an iron fist by patriarch LaVar Ball. LeVar who has a reputation for being a t…
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – The New York World Register newspaper proclaims that a recent poll has found that players in the NBA and NFL find Kamala Harris to be the sexiest woman in politics. LeBron James, of the Los Angeles Lakers, said th…
SAN FRANCISCO – (Sports Satire) - After a vote of 12-1, the San Francisco city council has voted for the NBA Golden State Warriors to change their name back to their original name, The San Francisco Warriors. The team originally changed its name…
Members of the Toronto Raptors, Canada's only team in the National Basketball Association, were despairing at the exceptionally low voter turnout by local fans in Tuesday's US Presidential election, despite significant efforts to engage with fans of…
LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) – The Turnstile Review has divulged that sports superstars LeBron James and Patrick Mahomes are urging all fans of professional sports to please vote Trump out of the White House, by voting for the kind, caring, compassi…
NEW ORLEANS – (Sports Satire) – According to ESPN-4, the word out of the Big Easy is that the New Orleans Pelicans are considering Spurs assistant coach Becky Harmon for the head coach job. Pelicans owner Gayle Benson, stated that she has checked…
LAKE BUENA VISTA, Florida – (Sports Satire) – LeBron “The King” James has just won his fourth NBA Championship ring, and this one is with the rockin' and rollin’ Lakers. The Lakers defeated the Miami Heat 106-93. LeBron said that a lot of the c…
LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) - Reports filtering out of Tinsel Town are that Kim Kardashian and NBA super star Kawahi Leonard are secretly dating. Bedroom Pillow Talk’s Carolina Chipotle stated that she received a text from an LAPD officer statin…
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