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Funny story: The 7-Foot-9-Inch NBA Player For The Oklahoma City Thunder Is Now The Highest Paid African In Basketball

The 7-Foot-9-Inch NBA Player For The Oklahoma City Thunder Is Now The Highest Paid African In Basketball

OKLAHOMA CITY - (Sports Satire) - Sportsapalooza Sports is reporting that Zimbabwean native, LeBrondo Yuvama, has just received a contract extension. The Oklahoma City Thunder center, has just renegotiated his contract, which now calls for him to…

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Funny story: The Reason Why The Golden State Warriors and The Denver Nuggets Got Into a Knock-Down Drag-Out Brawl

The Reason Why The Golden State Warriors and The Denver Nuggets Got Into a Knock-Down Drag-Out Brawl

OAKLAND, California - (Sports Satire) - Chase Center, the home of the Golden State Warriors, was the scene of an out-of-control brawl that lasted for seven minutes and four seconds. The brouhaha began when arena employees reported that there would…

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Funny story: The Houston Rockets Fizzled At The Launch Pad!

The Houston Rockets Fizzled At The Launch Pad!

HOUSTON - (Sports Satire) - The worst team in the entire National Basketball Association was the team that had a very powerful name. The Houston Rockets looked more like a bottle rocket than a space rocket as they ended their season with a paltry…

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Funny story: The Worst Team In The NBA Is Going To Change Their Name

The Worst Team In The NBA Is Going To Change Their Name

DETROIT - (Sports Satire) - Sportsapalooza News is reporting that the worst team in the entire 30-team NBA will be changing their name very, very soon. SN reporter Pia Confetti spoke with the owner of the Detroit Pistons, Tom Gores, who said that…

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Funny story: The Phoenix Suns Are Kicking Every Other NBA Team's Collective Asses!

The Phoenix Suns Are Kicking Every Other NBA Team's Collective Asses!

NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - Word from the office of NBA Commissioner Ron Silver say that the Phoenix Suns are playing the best ball in the entire NBA. Their record, as of press time, was an astounding 53-13. Sun's coach Earl "The Pearl" Wats…

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Funny story: Golden State Warriors Super Star Stephen Curry’s Dad and Mom Have Filed For Divorce

Golden State Warriors Super Star Stephen Curry’s Dad and Mom Have Filed For Divorce

OAKLAND – (Sports Satire) – According to Bedroom Pillow Talk, two of the most famous NBA courtside fans have just filed for the “Big D.” Dell and Sonya Curry, told BPT's Carolina Chipotle, that after 33 years of marriage, the rigors of attending s…

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Funny story: The Cleveland Guardians (Indians) May Move To Green Bay

The Cleveland Guardians (Indians) May Move To Green Bay

CLEVELAND – (Sports Satire) – Word coming out of the city on Lake Erie, is that many of the Cleveland baseball fans are still furious at the team’s new name. Research surveys have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt, that the name Guardians, sounds…

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Funny story: A Hooters Girl With a Huge Mouth Is Noted For Giving The Best You-Know-Whats In Chattanooga

A Hooters Girl With a Huge Mouth Is Noted For Giving The Best You-Know-Whats In Chattanooga

CHATTANOOGA, Tennessee – (Satire News) – An employee of the national Hooters chain is noted for two things being able to speak six languages fluently, and for having the biggest, most amazing mouth on both sides of the Mississippi River. Daniella…

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Funny story: The US Chinese-American Federation of Chinese People Demand That The NBA Implement An Asian Player Quota

The US Chinese-American Federation of Chinese People Demand That The NBA Implement An Asian Player Quota

SAN FRANCISCO – (Sports Satire) - The organization known as The US Chinese-American Federation of Chinese People has issued a strong statement to the National Basketball Association. In a letter to NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, the group states t…

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Funny story: The Milwaukee Bucks Led by Giannis Antetokounmpo Are The NBA Champs!

The Milwaukee Bucks Led by Giannis Antetokounmpo Are The NBA Champs!

MILWAUKEE – (Sports Satire) – Well it took them 50 years, but the Bucks are once again the basketball champions of the world. And the people at the Wheaties Cereal Company are working 24/7 putting out those cereal boxes with the likeness of the Fi…

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Funny story: NBA Commits to New Diversity Goals, Will Add More White, Hispanic and Asian Players

NBA Commits to New Diversity Goals, Will Add More White, Hispanic and Asian Players

Many have observed that professional sports have lagged behind the current commitment to diversify government, educational, and corporate institutions. The National Hockey League, for example, is well known for its failure to recruit black player…

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Funny story: The NBA Announces It Will Use Pink Basketballs In Honor of Gay Pride Month

The NBA Announces It Will Use Pink Basketballs In Honor of Gay Pride Month

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – The commissioner of the National Basketball Association has just informed the sports media that the NBA will use pink basketballs to honor Gay Pride Month. Commissioner Adam Silver, said that NBA’s board of direct…

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Funny story: NBA Hall of Famer's "Shaq’s Pizza Shack" Is Forced To Shut Down

NBA Hall of Famer's "Shaq’s Pizza Shack" Is Forced To Shut Down

REDONDO BEACH, California – (Satire News) – Word filtering out of the Left Coast is that Shaq’s Pizza Shack has been ordered to close by the California State Inspectatorial Agency. CSIA inspector Rusty Tzatsiki, no relation to famed gynecologist Z…

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Funny story: LeBron James Announces His Post Basketball Political Plans

LeBron James Announces His Post Basketball Political Plans

LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) – After much speculation, Los Angeles Laker super star, LeBron James has finally let the cat out of the bag, regarding his political plans once he decides to walk away from the world of the round ball. LeBron and his…

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Funny story: Trae Young Has Been Given Full Ownership of the New York Knicks, Although It Seems Like He Took It

Trae Young Has Been Given Full Ownership of the New York Knicks, Although It Seems Like He Took It

New York Knicks owner James Dolan, who most people know from the Spike Lee incident at Madison Square Garden, has awarded full ownership of the team to Atlanta Hawks point guard Trae Young. This includes Madison Square Garden, all copyrights, and all…

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Funny story: A Kentucky Woman Gets The Gettysburg Address Tattooed on Her Breasts

A Kentucky Woman Gets The Gettysburg Address Tattooed on Her Breasts

WOODCHUCK HORMONES, Kentucky – (Satire News) – A woman who relatives, friends, and the homeless say has one hell of a sense of humor has just made national news. Lolita Sweetwater, 28, who says she’s a pole dancer/dentist, recently had her 38-DDD…

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Funny story: Larry Bird and Tim Duncan Are Buying The Boston Celtics

Larry Bird and Tim Duncan Are Buying The Boston Celtics

SAN ANTONIO – (Sports Satire) – Two of the greatest players to ever play in the NBA have just stated that they are in the process of purchasing one of the greatest franchises in sports history. Larry “Tweet Tweet” Bird and Tim “The Quiet Dude” Dun…

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