The book by Michael Jordan, who is the greatest NBA basketball player of all time, has just gone to #1

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 28 May 2023

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Number 23 - simply "THE GREATEST!"

(SPORTS NEWS) - The greatest player to ever dribble an NBA basketball, Michael Jordan, who has six world championship rings, is proud of his newly released book titled, "Hey Fella, Look Up At The Scoreboard."

The book was written by Jordan along with Sports Bet Gazette writer Pico de Gallo.

During his career, Jordan could drain three-pointers like Gov. Sarah Huckabee of Arkansas can put away McDonalds French fries.

His name and face were known in every one of the world's 196 countries. His Air Jordan shoes were worn by over 391 million kids from Chicago to Tokyo and Tijuana to Tierra Del Fuego.

De Gallo was asked what the significance of the book's title was. He replied that during Jordan's last season in the NBA, a snot-nosed rookie playing for the worst team in the NBA made a basket on the great Jordan.

The skinny ass wipe then proceeded to get in Michael's face and talk shit (brag). Jordan grabbed the jive-ass punk by his jersey and said, "Hey shithead take a look up at the scoreboard, we're kicking your team's ass by 37 points."

WELL SAID MICHAEL!...

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