LeBron James of The Miami Heat Responds To The Gay Rumors

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 18 May 2013

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LeBron says that there is only one gay player in the NBA and it ain't him.

MIAMI - LeBron James was asked about the recent gay rumors that have just surfaced regarding him.

He explained to Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance Magazine that he and his fiancée were both shocked beyond belief when the rumor first surfaced.

James said that anyone who knows him knows that he is a man among men, a player among players, and a straight shooter among straight shooters.

Confetti asked the player among players where he feels the crazy ass rumor came from. LeBron took a swig of his Mimosa Gatorade and said that he knows exactly where it came from.

When asked he replied that it came from the Chicago Bull fans who are mad as hell at the fact that the Miami Heat beat them in the Eastern Conference Semifinals 4 games to 1.

LeBron told Confetti that it is not the first time nor the last time that gay rumors about him have surfaced.

He did say that Boston Celtics player Rajon Rondo, who has been accused of being gay many times says he just lets the BS go in one ear and out the other.

Suggested Reading On The Subject. Simpson P. Minkmill's book titled Chicago - Home of Some of The Biggest Sports Liars in The United States.

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