NBA Fans To Be Prohibited From Yelling Out The Irritatingly Boring Phrase 'Deee-Fense'

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 25 October 2013

image for NBA Fans To Be Prohibited From Yelling Out The Irritatingly Boring Phrase 'Deee-Fense'
NBA Commissioner David Stern was given a dog by San Antonio Spurs Coach Gregg Popovich. (NOTE: Pop named the dog David).

NEW YORK CITY - The NBA after much consideration has decided that it will be prohibiting fans from hollering out the phrase "Deee-Fense!" whenever the opposing team gets the ball.

An NBA spokesperson likened the yelling out of that phrase as kind of like a fan at a bullfight screaming out to the matador to be careful of the charging bull. In the words of Confederate Civil War General Stonewall Jackson, "It goes without saying."

Several NBA historians have tried to trace exactly where the irritatingly boring phrase came from and they have been able to narrow it down to three teams, the Boston Celtics, the Portland Trailblazers, and the Miami Heat.

Commissioner David Stern says that he hopes that the rule prohibiting the "Deee-Fense" phrase will be adopted before the start of the 2014-2015 season.

In Other News. Sarah Palin is vociferously denying the current rumor that she had an affair with her presidential running mate John McCain during the 2008 campaign.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more