Funny story - Leaked Report Says There Are 'Too Many Humans' On The Planet

Leaked Report Says There Are 'Too Many Humans' On The Planet

Details of a report commissioned by the World Health Organization (WHO) into how viruses spread throughout large communities, have been leaked to at least one member of the press, who has gone public with the information. The WHO commissioned the…

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Funny story - Greta Thunberg Is Pregnant

Greta Thunberg Is Pregnant

There were 'knowing smiles' and sideways glances aplenty all across the scientific community today, after it was announced that the Swedish environmental activist, 16-year-old schoolgirl, Greta Thunberg, is pregnant - with ideas on how to save the p...

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Funny story - After Hurricanes Harvey, Irma, Maria, and the Earthquake in Mexico, God to Attend Anger Management Classes

After Hurricanes Harvey, Irma, Maria, and the Earthquake in Mexico, God to Attend Anger Management Classes

HEAVEN--CNN reported today that God, after an intervention by Mary, Jesus, the Twelve Apostles, and Mother Theresa, will be attending anger management classes after his recent temper tantrums have devastated parts of the United States, the Caribbean,...

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Funny story - Earth to Become One Giant Candyland

Earth to Become One Giant Candyland

If certain climatologists are to be believed the earth may one day become one giant Candy Land. The study based on actual climate models dispenses with the myth that oceans will rise and croplands become deserts, focusing instead on what happens to o...

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Funny story - Insect And Animal Populations Already Recovering As A Result Of Lockdown

Insect And Animal Populations Already Recovering As A Result Of Lockdown

The Coronavirus may be bringing the end of the world as we, the human race, know it, but it won't be the end of the world for anything else on the planet - in fact, the disappearance of homo sapiens from the landscape is already having a beneficial...

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Funny story - Greta Thunberg: Only A Meteor Can Save Us From Coronavirus

Greta Thunberg: Only A Meteor Can Save Us From Coronavirus

Greta Thunberg has a lot on her plate, these days. As if accelerated climate change and impending environmental disaster through global warming weren't enough for the young Swedish activist, there's now the Coronavirus to contend with - it never rain...

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Funny story - Donald Trump To Have Dinner With Greta Thunberg

Donald Trump To Have Dinner With Greta Thunberg

Eyebrows were raised in Davos last night, when news emerged that US President Donald Trump had invited environmental campaigner and activist, Greta Thunberg, out for dinner. The two had earlier clashed on a number of issues, regarding the lack of...

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Funny story - Satellite Images Confirm Sun Is A Big, Round, Blazing Ball Of Searing-hot Plasma

Satellite Images Confirm Sun Is A Big, Round, Blazing Ball Of Searing-hot Plasma

Satellite images from the Austin Allegro British space programme have confirmed what experts have always believed about the Sun: that it is a big, ever-so-hot, blazing ball of orange plasma that is raging away to its core, and lighting up the entire...

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Funny story - 300-Pound, Chain-Smoking Alcoholic Pill-Popper Afraid Of Dying From Global Warming

300-Pound, Chain-Smoking Alcoholic Pill-Popper Afraid Of Dying From Global Warming

300-Pound, Chain-Smoking Alcoholic Pill-Popper Afraid Of Dying From Global Warming Beaner, Tennessee - Jonnie Ben Johnson, a 41 year old Beaner homemaker, admits that she's petrified by the thought of dying from global warming, saying, "It scares...

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Funny story - Golden Globe Goers Complain Vegan Opera Cake a Little Dry

Golden Globe Goers Complain Vegan Opera Cake a Little Dry

At the 77th Golden Globes awards dinner, guests enjoyed an entirely plant-based feast which included chilled golden beet soup, wild mushroom risotto, and roasted Brussels sprouts, but some attendees reportedly found the dessert, a vegan "opera cake,"...

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Funny story - Harry Maguire Speaks Out On Amazon Rainforest Fires

Harry Maguire Speaks Out On Amazon Rainforest Fires

The thousands of fires that are currently sweeping through the Amazon rainforests of Brazil are a global environmental catastrophe, and, offering his considered opinion on the subject, Manchester United newboy, Harry Maguire, has said the whole fiasc...

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Funny story - Global Warming and Penis Size

Global Warming and Penis Size

New York NY, July 2008: A study conducted by the United Nations (UN) Committee on Global Warming has concluded that global warming (GW) affects penis size.

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Funny story - 'Overheated' Al Gore Accused in 2 More Kinky Episodes Claims Unintended Consequences as Penis 'keeps rising!"

'Overheated' Al Gore Accused in 2 More Kinky Episodes Claims Unintended Consequences as Penis 'keeps rising!"

According to the latest scuttlebutt concerning the unravelling Global Warming Scam put out by Al "Mr. Green" Gore, the world's oceans aren't the only natural phenomena that keep rising. New reports surfacing cite Al's problem with a rampantly ris...

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Funny story - Polar Bears Are Changing Color

Polar Bears Are Changing Color

Polar Bears, the big, beautiful 'White Warriors of the North', are adapting to climate change in a totally unexpected way that was unforeseen by scientists, in that they are changing their color. The bears, who live almost 'unseen' in the totally...

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Funny story - Isle of Wight News - The Island is shrinking!

Isle of Wight News - The Island is shrinking!

A recent geological survey of the Isle of Wight has come to the worrying conclusion that the island is shrinking at a rate of two millimetres per year. The first survey on the actual size of the island in 1952 revealed it to have an area of 380.56...

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Funny story - Anthropogenic Global Warming Virus Alert

Anthropogenic Global Warming Virus Alert

The AGW Anthropogenic Global Warming or Human Induced Climate Change virus was first isolated in a lab at the Climate Research Unit of the University of East Nowhere. The AGW virus can be recognized by the following signature - valadj=[0.,0.,0.

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Funny story - Tipper Gore Admits That Al Going Through Menopause!

Tipper Gore Admits That Al Going Through Menopause!

Al Gore's wife Tipper has told personal friends that this whole "Global Warming" thing is because her husband is going through menopause. "It hits him at odd times", stated Tipper, to a friend of the family. "If there is such a thing as global war...

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Funny story - Switzerland's receding glaciers reveal huge mess

Switzerland's receding glaciers reveal huge mess

The Earth's warming and consequent melting of glaciers high atop the Swiss Alps has led to huge amounts of prehistoric junk being exposed. Once thought to be pristine in their natural beauty, the previously snow covered mountains are now being re...

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Funny story - Greta Thunberg Is Falling Behind At School

Greta Thunberg Is Falling Behind At School

Greta Thunberg, the 16-year-old Swedish environmental activist on climate change, who consistently takes time off from school to carry on her work, has been told by her school that she is falling behind others in her class, and needs to address the s...

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Funny story - Next Earthquake May Split The Earth In Half, Warn Scientists

Next Earthquake May Split The Earth In Half, Warn Scientists

Another earthquake of a similar magnitude to that experienced in the UK this week, could split the Earth in two, say barmy scientists. The Earth, they say, is going through volatile and unprecedented changes, and is extremely prone to another majo...

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