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16 May 2022

Even Asleep, Biden Does A Better Job Than Trump

Rumor has it President Joseph Biden fell asleep during the Glasgow Climate Conference. Maybe yes, maybe no, but even asleep, Biden does a better job than Donald Trump. The U.S. is back as a signature of the Paris Climate Agreement. Donald Trump…

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To Combat Methane, Biden Giving Every Home A Labrador Retriever

Washington, D.C.—Climate scientists all agree that food waste is a massive contributor to methane, which goddamnit, also causes global warming. Just in time for Glasgow's big COP26 Climate Meeting, Biden has a plan to make it all go away. And ye…

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Earth to Become One Giant Candyland

If certain climatologists are to be believed the earth may one day become one giant Candy Land. The study based on actual climate models dispenses with the myth that oceans will rise and croplands become deserts, focusing instead on what happens to o...

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Greta Thunberg Is Pregnant

There were 'knowing smiles' and sideways glances aplenty all across the scientific community today, after it was announced that the Swedish environmental activist, 16-year-old schoolgirl, Greta Thunberg, is pregnant - with ideas on how to save the p...

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Polar Bears Are Changing Color

Polar Bears, the big, beautiful 'White Warriors of the North', are adapting to climate change in a totally unexpected way that was unforeseen by scientists, in that they are changing their color. The bears, who live almost 'unseen' in the totally...

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Earth's rotation slowed due to global farting

Geneva, Switzerland - Professor Grostrou DuCul of Le Pied Malodorant University held a small press conference this afternoon to clarify how global warming is producing earth quakes. According to the Professor both animals and humans turn their ba...

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Trump Denounces Science as a Democratic Hoax

Global Warming may Ease Energy Crisis

Bob Baffert’s Amazing Race Horse “Global Warming” Easily Wins The Georgia Galloping Derby For His 8th Straight Victory

After 87,000 Years The Once Mighty Colorado River Is Drying Up

Biden appoints Gates Head of FARTA and air quality passports

Hot flashes discovered to be major global warming source

Global warming threatens freezing Europe!

Al Gore Linked to Ice Age, Extinction

Granny in Smethwick, UK, replaces 100 Watt light bulb with 40 Watt, in an effort to stop Global Warming!

Winter has been abolished, says PM

Al Gore Declares Consensus on Theory of Evolution

Global Warming, an urban myth?

New legislative controls sought over Governor Newsom's obsession with outer stratosphere emissions

The California governor's concentration on restricting such gasoline-driven devices as leaf blowers to being electricity driven, plus moving on with replacing fossil fuel vehicles with electric, has led on to extensive investigation by the press.

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Isle of Wight News - The Island is shrinking!

A recent geological survey of the Isle of Wight has come to the worrying conclusion that the island is shrinking at a rate of two millimetres per year. The first survey on the actual size of the island in 1952 revealed it to have an area of 380.56...

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Puff Piece on Clouds Works on Multiple Levels

Touting the wonders of nature and the environment while avoiding any mention of global warming, a puff piece on clouds featured on the front page of the Miami Daily Record succeeded on mutiple levels. "It went into how clouds look so fluffy and ma...

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Anthropogenic Global Warming Virus Alert

The AGW Anthropogenic Global Warming or Human Induced Climate Change virus was first isolated in a lab at the Climate Research Unit of the University of East Nowhere. The AGW virus can be recognized by the following signature - valadj=[0.,0.,0.

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Ann Coulter Wants All Cruise Lines Shut Down

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Republican political maven and self-proclaimed GOPrincess Ann Coulter was in the nation's capital speaking against the cruise line industry. Coulter, who does not have a shy bone in her tall skinny body, spoke to members of The...

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Barnsley Man Attacked By Ladybirds

The unseasonal hot weather in April yesterday turned a pleasant afternoon working in the garden into a nightmare scenario that nearly cost him his life, for odd-job man Stan M. Bellish of Barnsley, South Yorkshire.

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Jane Goodall Opens A Chain Of Banana Shops

Acclaimed monkey lady, Jane Goodall, has invested her life savings from monkeying around in Africa for all those years in a string of Banana Shops, after deciding there just aren't enough banana shoppes in the world. "I suppose we should have seen…

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Man Kicked Out Of Cop26 Climate Talks For Not Recycling Pepsi Can

Edinburgh, Scotland - I'm reporting from Edinburgh because I can't get anywhere near Glasgow. It's a total mess. Barricades and Covid checkpoints up the wazoo! Who knew that's a Scottish expression? Regardless, a member of the Polish delegation t…

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Greta Thunberg To Host Return Of The Weakest Link

After a break from viewers' television screens of exactly two years, the quiz show, 'The Weakest Link', is to make a comeback, with Swedish environmental activist Greta Thunberg acting as the host. The show, involving 16 team members, revolves aro...

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Is There Sex In The Afterlife? Part 4

The beings from the planet Sophia69, who have taken over all of earth's Internet, social media, TV, and radio transmissions have beamed an answer to their second "Question Of The Week," "What is the human activity that will make all and any human emotions, actions, desires thought-systems, values, idols, and totems and religions obsolete?" (The reader will recall that the first question was,...

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Nashville Man Accidentally Sets World on Fire

Despite a lifetime of claiming that he wasn't out to set the world on fire, Freddie Johnson of Nashville, Tennessee, accidentally did just that when he dropped a pile of smoldering cigarette butts into a trash can which, unbeknownst to him, contained...

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Spoof Writer Schools Other Spoof Writer

Even since I attempted to write satire on The Spoof! I realize how little I know about the art. For example there is a presentation here where, in a seemingly straightforward manner, Senator Rand Paul is quoted as stating that President Obama has "feed a bunch of lies to the public "about climate change. The spoofist then goes on to present false and misleading "evidence" that the Senator is...

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Mysterious source of global warming identified

For decades, scientists around the world have been puzzling over the source of recent anomalous warming of the planet otherwise known as anthropogenic global warming or AGW. The International Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) was created to sort through...

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Trees Not Quite So Green This Year

It may be global warming, climate change, or environmental change, it could be any two of these, or even all three of them, but something is happening out in the sticks, claims one man who says that, in his neck of the woods, at least, the trees aren…

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