Satan Objects to Being Demonized by Catholic Church
"I may not have the greatest reputation," said Satan, "but when my name is mentioned, do you immediately think 'pedophilia'? Of course not! And to think the Catholic Church is trying to demonize me." Hurt by its fateful decision to limit the Trini...
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Trump Promises to Be the Eye of Present and Future Hurricanes
Pledging to help Americans and even Puerto Ricans remain calm in the face of the severe storms that are more and more frequently battering the United States for no particular reason, President Donald Trump promised to be the "eye" of present and futu...
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Harry Maguire Speaks Out On Amazon Rainforest Fires
The thousands of fires that are currently sweeping through the Amazon rainforests of Brazil are a global environmental catastrophe, and, offering his considered opinion on the subject, Manchester United newboy, Harry Maguire, has said the whole fiasc...
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Iceland Is Melting
An environmental crisis is unfolding in the north Atlantic, after it was revealed that, due to global warning and climate change, Iceland is melting. The Nordic island country with a population of just under 358,781 used to have an area of 103,000...
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Earth to Become One Giant Candyland
If certain climatologists are to be believed the earth may one day become one giant Candy Land. The study based on actual climate models dispenses with the myth that oceans will rise and croplands become deserts, focusing instead on what happens to o...
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Old Bag Shopping Trolley Sales At 40-Year High
Figures out today reveal an unexpected upturn in retail sales for the month of January, with many shops that sell those 'old bag' shopping trolleys (pictured) reporting a huge increase in demand. The trolleys are the preferred method of conveying...
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Nashville Man Reluctantly Decides to Go Extinct
Vatican to Release New Bible in Modernized Latin
Climate change "will not affect Scotland"
Temperatures Encouragingly Dip Below Freezing in Antarctica
Scientists Believe Climate Change Is Caused By Mother Earth Reaching Menopause
World Leaders To Decide On Climate Change Policies.
Arctic Sea Ice Grows: More Proof of Global Warming
Next Earthquake May Split The Earth In Half, Warn Scientists
Scientists Cautiously Pessimistic about Climate Change
Trees Refuse to Drop Leaves
Trump Says He Will Sue Science
Epidemic of Falling leaves point to Climate Change
World's ice cream supply will run out in 20 years
For many it is a rare treat, a delicious cool snack to be enjoyed on a hot British summer's day alongside a jellied rat. For others, it is a vile headache-inducing white paste served in a wet cardboard container that tastes of shoes. But whether you...
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Polar Bears Are Changing Color
Polar Bears, the big, beautiful 'White Warriors of the North', are adapting to climate change in a totally unexpected way that was unforeseen by scientists, in that they are changing their color. The bears, who live almost 'unseen' in the totally...
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Trump Threatens to Send Scientists That Talk About Global Warming to Jail for Spreading Fake News
Mar-A-Lago, Florida President Trump, in an impromptu press conference on his golf course's 5th hole, talked about what a nice sunny day it was, but it was still cold at the North and South Pole. The President then stated that the cold weather proved...
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China To Repair Ozone Layer With Steamed Minced Pork Buns
The disturbing news this week that dangerous chlorofluorocarbons (CFCs) traceable to China are directly responsible for damage to the ozone layer, has met with a swift response from the Chinese authorities - they are to repair the damage with steamed...
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Climate Change Deniers Join Forces with 9/11 Truth Deniers to Empower People to Think Beyond Science
In what many have called the age of movements, two seemingly disparate groups, climate change deniers and 9/11 truth deniers, have united to further their shared aim of empowering citizens to think beyond the limits of science and promulgate their o...
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Popsicles Melting at Alarming Rate
A daycare center in Oakland, California, experiencing the extreme effects of rising global temperatures, has reported that popsicles are melting at an alarming rate. “Children are our future,” said daycare attendant Maria Vazquez, “and our kids ar...
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Climate Scientists Relieved that Trump Nuclear Policy May End Life on Earth before Global Warming
While most climate scientists agree that it wasn't exactly good news when United States president Donald Trump formally withdrew from the Intermediate-Range Nuclear Forces Treaty with Russia, thereby rapidly accelerating the risk of a deadly nuclear...
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Climate Crisis Narrowly Averted: Missing Heat Found in Gore's Second Chakra
Climatologists have long insisted that greenhouse gas warming was supposed to create a telltale warming of the troposphere, or of the oceans. The trouble is, instrumental readings show no such evidence. Since global warming theory requires the he...
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Anthropogenic Global Warming Virus Alert
The AGW Anthropogenic Global Warming or Human Induced Climate Change virus was first isolated in a lab at the Climate Research Unit of the University of East Nowhere. The AGW virus can be recognized by the following signature - valadj=[0.,0.,0.
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Earth's rotation slowed due to global farting
Geneva, Switzerland - Professor Grostrou DuCul of Le Pied Malodorant University held a small press conference this afternoon to clarify how global warming is producing earth quakes. According to the Professor both animals and humans turn their ba...
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Conscientious Nashville Man Goes 100 Percent Sustainable by Putting All His Trash in Recycling Bin
Fed up with being able to recycle only a fraction of the waste he produced on a daily basis, Ned Haskell of Nashville, Tennessee, decided to go 100 percent sustainable, and began putting all of his trash in the blue recycling bin outside his apartmen...
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Pope Raises $$$s Selling Carbon Offset Indulgences
Rome, Italy - The Pope is reportedly making a bomb on the Vatican website through selling carbon offset indulgences to jet-setting eco celebs. These include voluntary donations to a holy carbon capture fund which guarantees safe RIPs to heaven in...
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300-Pound, Chain-Smoking Alcoholic Pill-Popper Afraid Of Dying From Global Warming
300-Pound, Chain-Smoking Alcoholic Pill-Popper Afraid Of Dying From Global Warming Beaner, Tennessee - Jonnie Ben Johnson, a 41 year old Beaner homemaker, admits that she's petrified by the thought of dying from global warming, saying, "It scares...
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Trump Denounces Science as a Democratic Hoax
Monowi, Nebraska From the campaign trail, Donald Trump, at a question and answer session, expressed his views on Science. "Science is a big hoax perpetrated by Hillary and the Democratic Party to hoodwink the American people into believing in glob...
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