Funny story: Following Latest Dire Climate Report, Trump Places Himself on Endangered Species List

Following Latest Dire Climate Report, Trump Places Himself on Endangered Species List

Following issuance of a dire United Nations climate report stating that, unless drastic measures are taken, up to 1 million plant and animal species are at risk of extinction within our lifetime, United States President Donald Trump, while continuing...

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Funny story: Old Bag Shopping Trolley Sales At 40-Year High

Old Bag Shopping Trolley Sales At 40-Year High

Figures out today reveal an unexpected upturn in retail sales for the month of January, with many shops that sell those 'old bag' shopping trolleys (pictured) reporting a huge increase in demand. The trolleys are the preferred method of conveying...

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Funny story: Lego plan to ditch plastic and use REAL BRICKS

Lego plan to ditch plastic and use REAL BRICKS

AWESOME plastic brick manufacturer, Lego, have decided to ditch ties with dirty oil companies, who pollute the planet by supplying all our everyday needs. A spokesman for Lego, a Mr Metalbeard, told this reporter, "We've had enough of these oil-prod...

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Funny story: Polar Bears Are Changing Color

Polar Bears Are Changing Color

Polar Bears, the big, beautiful 'White Warriors of the North', are adapting to climate change in a totally unexpected way that was unforeseen by scientists, in that they are changing their color. The bears, who live almost 'unseen' in the totally...

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Funny story: World's ice cream supply will run out in 20 years

World's ice cream supply will run out in 20 years

For many it is a rare treat, a delicious cool snack to be enjoyed on a hot British summer's day alongside a jellied rat. For others, it is a vile headache-inducing white paste served in a wet cardboard container that tastes of shoes. But whether you...

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Funny story: Pope Gets Into Fight Over Climate Change Advice

Pope Gets Into Fight Over Climate Change Advice

Pope Francis has spoken out at the end of a two-day conference in the Vatican, saying that the world must convert to clean fuel, and that climate change was a challenge of "epochal proportions". But representatives of some of the companies present...

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Funny story: Experts Applaud $94 TRILLION "Green Tech" Proposal

Experts Applaud $94 TRILLION "Green Tech" Proposal

SAN FRANCISCO - When the wish-list for the "Green New Deal" became public, the $94 TRILLION price tag had millions of Americans staggering around in disbelief. Based on current tax rates and Federal spending, those who paid the taxes by working could...

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Funny story: Earth to Become One Giant Candyland

Earth to Become One Giant Candyland

If certain climatologists are to be believed the earth may one day become one giant Candy Land. The study based on actual climate models dispenses with the myth that oceans will rise and croplands become deserts, focusing instead on what happens to o...

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Funny story: Climate changing denier deny deniers

Climate changing denier deny deniers

In a startling turn about "Slick" Jim Mason, CEO of Exxon announced that he has seen the light and is reversing his opinion on climate change. "I think," Mason said, "fossil fuels does cause global warmin' and climate change." Jim took off his cow...

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Funny story: Popsicles Melting at Alarming Rate

Popsicles Melting at Alarming Rate

A daycare center in Oakland, California, experiencing the extreme effects of rising global temperatures, has reported that popsicles are melting at an alarming rate. “Children are our future,” said daycare attendant Maria Vazquez, “and our kids ar...

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Funny story: Black Holes: Potential For Environmental Waste Disposal 'Enormous', Claims Man

Black Holes: Potential For Environmental Waste Disposal 'Enormous', Claims Man

A man with a periphary interest in science has outlined what he says are potentially planet-saving proposals for dealing with the Earth's problems regarding the safe disposal of environmental waste. Moys Kenwood, 55, says that black holes hold the...

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Funny story: Anthropogenic Global Warming Virus Alert

Anthropogenic Global Warming Virus Alert

The AGW Anthropogenic Global Warming or Human Induced Climate Change virus was first isolated in a lab at the Climate Research Unit of the University of East Nowhere. The AGW virus can be recognized by the following signature - valadj=[0.,0.,0.

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Funny story: Florida Banned Term “Climate Change” in 2015; Now Scientists Say Sea Rise Will Ban "Florida" by 2200

Florida Banned Term “Climate Change” in 2015; Now Scientists Say Sea Rise Will Ban "Florida" by 2200

Tallahassee - The administration of Republican Rick Scott, while Governor of the state in 2015, succeeded in removing phrases such as "Global Warming" and "Climate Change" from all official communications and documents. Recently, however, there ha...

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Funny story: New Study Suggests News Climate Is Warming

New Study Suggests News Climate Is Warming

A new study suggests that the IPCC is losing 10% of it's credibility mass every month, and could have completely disappeared by Christmas. "It's shrinking faster that we thought" said Anthony Watts the renowned skeptical blogger, who led a small...

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Funny story: Curiosity Mars Buggy Finds Solar System Control Box Behind Rock

Curiosity Mars Buggy Finds Solar System Control Box Behind Rock

The main control panel for the Earth, Mars, Sun, Moon and the rest of the Solar System has been found by the Curiosity Mars Vehicle. NASA has now admitted that this was the reason for the multi billion dollar mission. Steven Honking, the distingui...

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Funny story: Scientists Cautiously Pessimistic about Climate Change

Scientists Cautiously Pessimistic about Climate Change

Following publication of the most recent U.S. government climate assessment report, scientists are cautiously pessimistic regarding the impact of global warming. “I’m not going to sugarcoat things,” said climatologist Robert Garland, Ph.D., “but...

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Funny story: Al Nino of Smallville, California, Quits Facebook as Ocean Temperatures Rise

Al Nino of Smallville, California, Quits Facebook as Ocean Temperatures Rise

"Not again" said California resident, Mr Al Nino, today as he deleted his Facebook and Twitter accounts and cut off his phone and internet access. "I've had enough of this shit and I'm going into hiding." Mr Nino's anxiety is due to the news from...

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Funny story: Giant Squid Found, Says Mankind Are "The Worst Seekers Ever"

Giant Squid Found, Says Mankind Are "The Worst Seekers Ever"

Most Giant Squid remains have been found in the stomachs of Sperm Whales. This has led some of the stupider Marine Biologists to theorize that the belly of the Sperm Whale is in fact the natural habitat of the Giant Squid. Finally, today, we have p...

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Funny story: Electric Cars Are Zero Emissions Vehicles? My Ass. "You have to measure the emissions that a vehicle is responsible for, and not just what comes out of it."

Electric Cars Are Zero Emissions Vehicles? My Ass. "You have to measure the emissions that a vehicle is responsible for, and not just what comes out of it."

"Did you poop?" "No," my daughter answered. Over her left shoulder I could see a pile of brownish baby exhaust creating a costly stain on an (once) off-white glider in her bedroom. "Isn't that poop, Miel?" "Yeah," she answered, scanning my face for a reaction. One last try: "Miel, did you poop?" A moment to think, then a brilliant response: Pointing to her diaper, she looked dead in...

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Funny story: Trump Denies Rumors that He Is the Antichrist

Trump Denies Rumors that He Is the Antichrist

"Nonsense," scoffed President Donald Trump in response to widely-circulating rumors that he may be the Antichrist. “Granted, I may be a little abrasive, but I’m not the Antichrist.” “Or Satan,” he clarified. The rumors that Trump could in fact...

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