Leaked Report Says There Are 'Too Many Humans' On The Planet
Details of a report commissioned by the World Health Organization (WHO) into how viruses spread throughout large communities, have been leaked to at least one member of the press, who has gone public with the information. The WHO commissioned the…
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Greta Thunberg Is Pregnant
There were 'knowing smiles' and sideways glances aplenty all across the scientific community today, after it was announced that the Swedish environmental activist, 16-year-old schoolgirl, Greta Thunberg, is pregnant - with ideas on how to save the p...
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After Hurricanes Harvey, Irma, Maria, and the Earthquake in Mexico, God to Attend Anger Management Classes
HEAVEN--CNN reported today that God, after an intervention by Mary, Jesus, the Twelve Apostles, and Mother Theresa, will be attending anger management classes after his recent temper tantrums have devastated parts of the United States, the Caribbean,...
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Earth to Become One Giant Candyland
If certain climatologists are to be believed the earth may one day become one giant Candy Land. The study based on actual climate models dispenses with the myth that oceans will rise and croplands become deserts, focusing instead on what happens to o...
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Insect And Animal Populations Already Recovering As A Result Of Lockdown
The Coronavirus may be bringing the end of the world as we, the human race, know it, but it won't be the end of the world for anything else on the planet - in fact, the disappearance of homo sapiens from the landscape is already having a beneficial...
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Greta Thunberg: Only A Meteor Can Save Us From Coronavirus
Greta Thunberg has a lot on her plate, these days. As if accelerated climate change and impending environmental disaster through global warming weren't enough for the young Swedish activist, there's now the Coronavirus to contend with - it never rain...
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Leading Source of Polar Melting: Walrus Farts
Old Bag Shopping Trolley Sales At 40-Year High
Al Gore Claims Consensus on Global Warming Among Dead Scientists
Transit system seeks new image
Van Jones Blames Global Warming for Changing Benghazi Talking Points
New Study Suggests News Climate Is Warming
Iceland is Worried as Hell About Global Warming
Trump to Hire Climate Advisor; Must Have a Decade of Experience Being Horribly Wrong About Weather Trends
Greta Thunberg New Single Out This Week
Trump To Destroy Scientific Data
California - Germany in Global Warming Partnership create Green Club
Global warming threatens freezing Europe!
Donald Trump To Have Dinner With Greta Thunberg
Eyebrows were raised in Davos last night, when news emerged that US President Donald Trump had invited environmental campaigner and activist, Greta Thunberg, out for dinner. The two had earlier clashed on a number of issues, regarding the lack of...
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Satellite Images Confirm Sun Is A Big, Round, Blazing Ball Of Searing-hot Plasma
Satellite images from the Austin Allegro British space programme have confirmed what experts have always believed about the Sun: that it is a big, ever-so-hot, blazing ball of orange plasma that is raging away to its core, and lighting up the entire...
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300-Pound, Chain-Smoking Alcoholic Pill-Popper Afraid Of Dying From Global Warming
300-Pound, Chain-Smoking Alcoholic Pill-Popper Afraid Of Dying From Global Warming Beaner, Tennessee - Jonnie Ben Johnson, a 41 year old Beaner homemaker, admits that she's petrified by the thought of dying from global warming, saying, "It scares...
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Golden Globe Goers Complain Vegan Opera Cake a Little Dry
At the 77th Golden Globes awards dinner, guests enjoyed an entirely plant-based feast which included chilled golden beet soup, wild mushroom risotto, and roasted Brussels sprouts, but some attendees reportedly found the dessert, a vegan "opera cake,"...
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Harry Maguire Speaks Out On Amazon Rainforest Fires
The thousands of fires that are currently sweeping through the Amazon rainforests of Brazil are a global environmental catastrophe, and, offering his considered opinion on the subject, Manchester United newboy, Harry Maguire, has said the whole fiasc...
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'Overheated' Al Gore Accused in 2 More Kinky Episodes Claims Unintended Consequences as Penis 'keeps rising!"
According to the latest scuttlebutt concerning the unravelling Global Warming Scam put out by Al "Mr. Green" Gore, the world's oceans aren't the only natural phenomena that keep rising. New reports surfacing cite Al's problem with a rampantly ris...
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Isle of Wight News - The Island is shrinking!
A recent geological survey of the Isle of Wight has come to the worrying conclusion that the island is shrinking at a rate of two millimetres per year. The first survey on the actual size of the island in 1952 revealed it to have an area of 380.56...
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Anthropogenic Global Warming Virus Alert
The AGW Anthropogenic Global Warming or Human Induced Climate Change virus was first isolated in a lab at the Climate Research Unit of the University of East Nowhere. The AGW virus can be recognized by the following signature - valadj=[0.,0.,0.
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Tipper Gore Admits That Al Going Through Menopause!
Al Gore's wife Tipper has told personal friends that this whole "Global Warming" thing is because her husband is going through menopause. "It hits him at odd times", stated Tipper, to a friend of the family. "If there is such a thing as global war...
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Switzerland's receding glaciers reveal huge mess
The Earth's warming and consequent melting of glaciers high atop the Swiss Alps has led to huge amounts of prehistoric junk being exposed. Once thought to be pristine in their natural beauty, the previously snow covered mountains are now being re...
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Greta Thunberg Is Falling Behind At School
Greta Thunberg, the 16-year-old Swedish environmental activist on climate change, who consistently takes time off from school to carry on her work, has been told by her school that she is falling behind others in her class, and needs to address the s...
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Next Earthquake May Split The Earth In Half, Warn Scientists
Another earthquake of a similar magnitude to that experienced in the UK this week, could split the Earth in two, say barmy scientists. The Earth, they say, is going through volatile and unprecedented changes, and is extremely prone to another majo...
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Global Cooling - By 1 degree Fahrenheit per decade!
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