Trump to Hire Climate Advisor; Must Have a Decade of Experience Being Horribly Wrong About Weather Trends
Washington - President Donald Trump is seeking a Climate Advisor to inform the White House on developing weather trends, including man-made global warming. Insiders were evaluating several candidates based on a specific set of qualifications and e…
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Iceland is Worried as Hell About Global Warming
REYKJAVIK, Iceland – Reports coming out of Iceland are saying that many of the country’s inhabitants are starting to get extremely stressed over Global Warming. President Guoni Johnnesson recently noted that there are parts of the country that are…
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Earth to Become One Giant Candyland
If certain climatologists are to be believed the earth may one day become one giant Candy Land. The study based on actual climate models dispenses with the myth that oceans will rise and croplands become deserts, focusing instead on what happens to o...
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Greta Thunberg: Only A Meteor Can Save Us From Coronavirus
Greta Thunberg has a lot on her plate, these days. As if accelerated climate change and impending environmental disaster through global warming weren't enough for the young Swedish activist, there's now the Coronavirus to contend with - it never rain...
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Greta Thunberg Is Pregnant
There were 'knowing smiles' and sideways glances aplenty all across the scientific community today, after it was announced that the Swedish environmental activist, 16-year-old schoolgirl, Greta Thunberg, is pregnant - with ideas on how to save the p...
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Insect And Animal Populations Already Recovering As A Result Of Lockdown
The Coronavirus may be bringing the end of the world as we, the human race, know it, but it won't be the end of the world for anything else on the planet - in fact, the disappearance of homo sapiens from the landscape is already having a beneficial...
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Polar Bears Are Changing Color
President Bush Tells G8: "I'm Wrecking the American Economy Faster Than Kyoto Would"
Nashville Man Secretly Thinks World Has Gone Crazy
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New Study Suggests News Climate Is Warming
GM Shifts to Manual Transmissions for Global Warming
Global warming threatens freezing Europe!
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Space Junk A Threat To Spacial Warming
Junk that is floating around in space could become a major contributor to Spacial Warming, it has been disclosed, and legal action against NASA is being considered. NASA could be prosecuted for what is often known as 'fly-tipping', a practice wher...
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Satellite Images Confirm Sun Is A Big, Round, Blazing Ball Of Searing-hot Plasma
Satellite images from the Austin Allegro British space programme have confirmed what experts have always believed about the Sun: that it is a big, ever-so-hot, blazing ball of orange plasma that is raging away to its core, and lighting up the entire...
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Donald Trump To Have Dinner With Greta Thunberg
Eyebrows were raised in Davos last night, when news emerged that US President Donald Trump had invited environmental campaigner and activist, Greta Thunberg, out for dinner. The two had earlier clashed on a number of issues, regarding the lack of...
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Greta Thunberg Nominated For Several Awards
Greta Thunberg, the Swedish environmental campaign activist schoolgirl who has taken the world by storm by staring gloweringly into the faces of polluters and their stooges, has been nominated for several prodigious awards in relation to her 'work'.
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Greta Thunberg New Single Out This Week
Greta Thunberg, the Swedish schoolgirl global warming climate change environmental activist, has had an exhausting twelve months, wagging her admonishing index finger at governments worldwide, but she's also been busy in the recording studio, and rel...
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300-Pound, Chain-Smoking Alcoholic Pill-Popper Afraid Of Dying From Global Warming
300-Pound, Chain-Smoking Alcoholic Pill-Popper Afraid Of Dying From Global Warming Beaner, Tennessee - Jonnie Ben Johnson, a 41 year old Beaner homemaker, admits that she's petrified by the thought of dying from global warming, saying, "It scares...
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Trump Promises to Be the Eye of Present and Future Hurricanes
Pledging to help Americans and even Puerto Ricans remain calm in the face of the severe storms that are more and more frequently battering the United States for no particular reason, President Donald Trump promised to be the "eye" of present and futu...
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Greta Thornberg releases new book “My Campfire” and sets up Greta Youth of angry teenagers
Angry Swedish climate activist Greta Thornberg has released her first book, warning of the dangers of traditional cooking methods, such as wood-burning stoves (used in some countries, like India), or gas and electric ovens, which leave a significant...
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Nashville Man Successfully Overcomes Fear and Despair
Caleb Bonner of Nashville, Tennessee, knew he was at a critical juncture. A barrage of news about mass pandemics, dubious politics, and an increasingly unlivable planet had left him wondering whether life was even worth living. Was there any point in...
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98 Percent of Trump Supporters View Apocalypse as a Good Thing
Baffled at the continued support enjoyed by United States President Donald Trump, even as he opens up pristine Arctic preserves for offshore oil drilling, removes countless varieties of wild animals from the endangered species list, and brings the wo...
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Trump Denounces Science as a Democratic Hoax
Monowi, Nebraska From the campaign trail, Donald Trump, at a question and answer session, expressed his views on Science. "Science is a big hoax perpetrated by Hillary and the Democratic Party to hoodwink the American people into believing in glob...
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Anthropogenic Global Warming Virus Alert
The AGW Anthropogenic Global Warming or Human Induced Climate Change virus was first isolated in a lab at the Climate Research Unit of the University of East Nowhere. The AGW virus can be recognized by the following signature - valadj=[0.,0.,0.
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Golden Globe Goers Complain Vegan Opera Cake a Little Dry
At the 77th Golden Globes awards dinner, guests enjoyed an entirely plant-based feast which included chilled golden beet soup, wild mushroom risotto, and roasted Brussels sprouts, but some attendees reportedly found the dessert, a vegan "opera cake,"...
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California - Germany in Global Warming Partnership create Green Club
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London Marathon To Ban Bottled Water
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South Florida mayors consider seceding from the United States to seek world relief from potential high tides and dangerous storms
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Scientists Believe Climate Change Is Caused By Mother Earth Reaching Menopause
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Old Bag Shopping Trolley Sales At 40-Year High
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Following Latest Dire Climate Report, Trump Places Himself on Endangered Species List
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Iceland Is Melting
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Government Climate Committee Agrees that Desperate Times Call for Discussion of Some Possible Measures
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Next Earthquake May Split The Earth In Half, Warn Scientists
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UK and US Environmental Protection Agencies to monitor Breathing and Farting; The Vart Avoids Tracking for Now
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"Moving Weather Stations": Climate Scientist Defends Research Data
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Switzerland's receding glaciers reveal huge mess
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Winter has been abolished, says PM
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Trump To Destroy Scientific Data
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Al Gore Guesses
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Nicaragua and Syria Announce Their Decision to Join the Paris Climate Agreement
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Climate Change Deniers Join Forces with 9/11 Truth Deniers to Empower People to Think Beyond Science
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