Nashville Man Successfully Overcomes Fear and Despair
Caleb Bonner of Nashville, Tennessee, knew he was at a critical juncture. A barrage of news about mass pandemics, dubious politics, and an increasingly unlivable planet had left him wondering whether life was even worth living. Was there any point in...
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Greta Thunberg Is Pregnant
There were 'knowing smiles' and sideways glances aplenty all across the scientific community today, after it was announced that the Swedish environmental activist, 16-year-old schoolgirl, Greta Thunberg, is pregnant - with ideas on how to save the p...
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Earth to Become One Giant Candyland
If certain climatologists are to be believed the earth may one day become one giant Candy Land. The study based on actual climate models dispenses with the myth that oceans will rise and croplands become deserts, focusing instead on what happens to o...
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Satellite Images Confirm Sun Is A Big, Round, Blazing Ball Of Searing-hot Plasma
Satellite images from the Austin Allegro British space programme have confirmed what experts have always believed about the Sun: that it is a big, ever-so-hot, blazing ball of orange plasma that is raging away to its core, and lighting up the entire...
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Donald Trump To Have Dinner With Greta Thunberg
Eyebrows were raised in Davos last night, when news emerged that US President Donald Trump had invited environmental campaigner and activist, Greta Thunberg, out for dinner. The two had earlier clashed on a number of issues, regarding the lack of...
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Greta Thornberg releases new book “My Campfire” and sets up Greta Youth of angry teenagers
Angry Swedish climate activist Greta Thornberg has released her first book, warning of the dangers of traditional cooking methods, such as wood-burning stoves (used in some countries, like India), or gas and electric ovens, which leave a significant...
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Harry Maguire Speaks Out On Amazon Rainforest Fires
"Hotter than Hell:" Global Warming threatens Satan's High Temperature Leadership
Experts Applaud $94 TRILLION "Green Tech" Proposal
New Study Suggests News Climate Is Warming
Greta Thunberg To Make Debut As A Chaser In 'The Chase'
Trump Denies Rumors that He Is the Antichrist
Scientists Cautiously Pessimistic about Climate Change
Following Latest Dire Climate Report, Trump Places Himself on Endangered Species List
Trump Threatens to Send Scientists That Talk About Global Warming to Jail for Spreading Fake News
Climate Change Real Only if Obama Says it Is Not, Insists Trump
Isle of Wight News - The Island is shrinking!
Nashville Man Accidentally Sets World on Fire
98 Percent of Trump Supporters View Apocalypse as a Good Thing
Baffled at the continued support enjoyed by United States President Donald Trump, even as he opens up pristine Arctic preserves for offshore oil drilling, removes countless varieties of wild animals from the endangered species list, and brings the wo...
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Golden Globe Goers Complain Vegan Opera Cake a Little Dry
At the 77th Golden Globes awards dinner, guests enjoyed an entirely plant-based feast which included chilled golden beet soup, wild mushroom risotto, and roasted Brussels sprouts, but some attendees reportedly found the dessert, a vegan "opera cake,"...
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Greta Thunberg Is Planet Earth's Number One Enemy
Greta Thunberg, the schoolgirl activist on climate change, is, according to a man sat thinking about it in his tea break, Planet Earth's 'Public Enemy Number One'. Moys Kenwood, 56, was reading a report about Thunberg's campaigning exploits, when...
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Greta Thunberg Nominated For Several Awards
Greta Thunberg, the Swedish environmental campaign activist schoolgirl who has taken the world by storm by staring gloweringly into the faces of polluters and their stooges, has been nominated for several prodigious awards in relation to her 'work'.
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Space Junk A Threat To Spacial Warming
Junk that is floating around in space could become a major contributor to Spacial Warming, it has been disclosed, and legal action against NASA is being considered. NASA could be prosecuted for what is often known as 'fly-tipping', a practice wher...
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China To Repair Ozone Layer With Steamed Minced Pork Buns
The disturbing news this week that dangerous chlorofluorocarbons (CFCs) traceable to China are directly responsible for damage to the ozone layer, has met with a swift response from the Chinese authorities - they are to repair the damage with steamed...
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World's ice cream supply will run out in 20 years
For many it is a rare treat, a delicious cool snack to be enjoyed on a hot British summer's day alongside a jellied rat. For others, it is a vile headache-inducing white paste served in a wet cardboard container that tastes of shoes. But whether you...
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Satan Objects to Being Demonized by Catholic Church
"I may not have the greatest reputation," said Satan, "but when my name is mentioned, do you immediately think 'pedophilia'? Of course not! And to think the Catholic Church is trying to demonize me." Hurt by its fateful decision to limit the Trini...
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Anthropogenic Global Warming Virus Alert
The AGW Anthropogenic Global Warming or Human Induced Climate Change virus was first isolated in a lab at the Climate Research Unit of the University of East Nowhere. The AGW virus can be recognized by the following signature - valadj=[0.,0.,0.
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Old Bag Shopping Trolley Sales At 40-Year High
Figures out today reveal an unexpected upturn in retail sales for the month of January, with many shops that sell those 'old bag' shopping trolleys (pictured) reporting a huge increase in demand. The trolleys are the preferred method of conveying...
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Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart prefer Twilight
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart will put their lights out tonight because they prefer twilight,not because of this Earth Hour climate change campaign. Earth Hour ,organised by the World Wildlife Fund (WWF),will see millions of people switch t...
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300-Pound, Chain-Smoking Alcoholic Pill-Popper Afraid Of Dying From Global Warming
300-Pound, Chain-Smoking Alcoholic Pill-Popper Afraid Of Dying From Global Warming Beaner, Tennessee - Jonnie Ben Johnson, a 41 year old Beaner homemaker, admits that she's petrified by the thought of dying from global warming, saying, "It scares...
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Winter has been abolished, says PM
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Trump Denounces Science as a Democratic Hoax
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Trump Promises to Be the Eye of Present and Future Hurricanes
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Greta Thunberg Will Peddle Swan Boat Back Across Atlantic.
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Government Climate Committee Agrees that Desperate Times Call for Discussion of Some Possible Measures
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Greta Thunberg To Host Return Of The Weakest Link
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Al Gore Linked to Ice Age, Extinction
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Sarah Palin Sticks Her Foot In Her Mouth Again
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Trump To Destroy Scientific Data
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Al Gore Guesses
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Climate change "will not affect Scotland"
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Increasing Number of Climate Scientists Discreetly Embracing Buddhism and “Present Moment” Philosophy
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Extinction Rebellion Is Over Until The Same Time Next Year
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Temperatures Encouragingly Dip Below Freezing in Antarctica
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Greta Thunberg Is Falling Behind At School
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Nashville Man Secretly Thinks World Has Gone Crazy
