Funny story - Trump to Hire Climate Advisor; Must Have a Decade of Experience Being Horribly Wrong About Weather Trends

Trump to Hire Climate Advisor; Must Have a Decade of Experience Being Horribly Wrong About Weather Trends

Washington - President Donald Trump is seeking a Climate Advisor to inform the White House on developing weather trends, including man-made global warming. Insiders were evaluating several candidates based on a specific set of qualifications and e…

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Funny story - Iceland is Worried as Hell About Global Warming

Iceland is Worried as Hell About Global Warming

REYKJAVIK, Iceland – Reports coming out of Iceland are saying that many of the country’s inhabitants are starting to get extremely stressed over Global Warming. President Guoni Johnnesson recently noted that there are parts of the country that are…

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Funny story - Earth to Become One Giant Candyland

Earth to Become One Giant Candyland

If certain climatologists are to be believed the earth may one day become one giant Candy Land. The study based on actual climate models dispenses with the myth that oceans will rise and croplands become deserts, focusing instead on what happens to o...

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Funny story - Greta Thunberg: Only A Meteor Can Save Us From Coronavirus

Greta Thunberg: Only A Meteor Can Save Us From Coronavirus

Greta Thunberg has a lot on her plate, these days. As if accelerated climate change and impending environmental disaster through global warming weren't enough for the young Swedish activist, there's now the Coronavirus to contend with - it never rain...

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Funny story - Greta Thunberg Is Pregnant

Greta Thunberg Is Pregnant

There were 'knowing smiles' and sideways glances aplenty all across the scientific community today, after it was announced that the Swedish environmental activist, 16-year-old schoolgirl, Greta Thunberg, is pregnant - with ideas on how to save the p...

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Funny story - Insect And Animal Populations Already Recovering As A Result Of Lockdown

Insect And Animal Populations Already Recovering As A Result Of Lockdown

The Coronavirus may be bringing the end of the world as we, the human race, know it, but it won't be the end of the world for anything else on the planet - in fact, the disappearance of homo sapiens from the landscape is already having a beneficial...

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Funny story - Space Junk A Threat To Spacial Warming

Space Junk A Threat To Spacial Warming

Junk that is floating around in space could become a major contributor to Spacial Warming, it has been disclosed, and legal action against NASA is being considered. NASA could be prosecuted for what is often known as 'fly-tipping', a practice wher...

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Funny story - Satellite Images Confirm Sun Is A Big, Round, Blazing Ball Of Searing-hot Plasma

Satellite Images Confirm Sun Is A Big, Round, Blazing Ball Of Searing-hot Plasma

Satellite images from the Austin Allegro British space programme have confirmed what experts have always believed about the Sun: that it is a big, ever-so-hot, blazing ball of orange plasma that is raging away to its core, and lighting up the entire...

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Funny story - Donald Trump To Have Dinner With Greta Thunberg

Donald Trump To Have Dinner With Greta Thunberg

Eyebrows were raised in Davos last night, when news emerged that US President Donald Trump had invited environmental campaigner and activist, Greta Thunberg, out for dinner. The two had earlier clashed on a number of issues, regarding the lack of...

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Funny story - Greta Thunberg Nominated For Several Awards

Greta Thunberg Nominated For Several Awards

Greta Thunberg, the Swedish environmental campaign activist schoolgirl who has taken the world by storm by staring gloweringly into the faces of polluters and their stooges, has been nominated for several prodigious awards in relation to her 'work'.

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Funny story - Greta Thunberg New Single Out This Week

Greta Thunberg New Single Out This Week

Greta Thunberg, the Swedish schoolgirl global warming climate change environmental activist, has had an exhausting twelve months, wagging her admonishing index finger at governments worldwide, but she's also been busy in the recording studio, and rel...

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Funny story - 300-Pound, Chain-Smoking Alcoholic Pill-Popper Afraid Of Dying From Global Warming

300-Pound, Chain-Smoking Alcoholic Pill-Popper Afraid Of Dying From Global Warming

300-Pound, Chain-Smoking Alcoholic Pill-Popper Afraid Of Dying From Global Warming Beaner, Tennessee - Jonnie Ben Johnson, a 41 year old Beaner homemaker, admits that she's petrified by the thought of dying from global warming, saying, "It scares...

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Funny story - Trump Promises to Be the Eye of Present and Future Hurricanes

Trump Promises to Be the Eye of Present and Future Hurricanes

Pledging to help Americans and even Puerto Ricans remain calm in the face of the severe storms that are more and more frequently battering the United States for no particular reason, President Donald Trump promised to be the "eye" of present and futu...

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Funny story - Global Boiling To Be The Next Big Phenomenon, Say Scientists

Global Boiling To Be The Next Big Phenomenon, Say Scientists

Global Warming, the notion that the Earth's temperature is slowly rising as a result of human intervention, will eventually give way to Global Boiling say scientists.

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Funny story - Greta Thornberg releases new book “My Campfire” and sets up Greta Youth of angry teenagers

Greta Thornberg releases new book “My Campfire” and sets up Greta Youth of angry teenagers

Angry Swedish climate activist Greta Thornberg has released her first book, warning of the dangers of traditional cooking methods, such as wood-burning stoves (used in some countries, like India), or gas and electric ovens, which leave a significant...

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Funny story - Nashville Man Successfully Overcomes Fear and Despair

Nashville Man Successfully Overcomes Fear and Despair

Caleb Bonner of Nashville, Tennessee, knew he was at a critical juncture. A barrage of news about mass pandemics, dubious politics, and an increasingly unlivable planet had left him wondering whether life was even worth living. Was there any point in...

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Funny story - 98 Percent of Trump Supporters View Apocalypse as a Good Thing

98 Percent of Trump Supporters View Apocalypse as a Good Thing

Baffled at the continued support enjoyed by United States President Donald Trump, even as he opens up pristine Arctic preserves for offshore oil drilling, removes countless varieties of wild animals from the endangered species list, and brings the wo...

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Funny story - Trump Denounces Science as a Democratic Hoax

Trump Denounces Science as a Democratic Hoax

Monowi, Nebraska From the campaign trail, Donald Trump, at a question and answer session, expressed his views on Science. "Science is a big hoax perpetrated by Hillary and the Democratic Party to hoodwink the American people into believing in glob...

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Funny story - Anthropogenic Global Warming Virus Alert

Anthropogenic Global Warming Virus Alert

The AGW Anthropogenic Global Warming or Human Induced Climate Change virus was first isolated in a lab at the Climate Research Unit of the University of East Nowhere. The AGW virus can be recognized by the following signature - valadj=[0.,0.,0.

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Funny story - Golden Globe Goers Complain Vegan Opera Cake a Little Dry

Golden Globe Goers Complain Vegan Opera Cake a Little Dry

At the 77th Golden Globes awards dinner, guests enjoyed an entirely plant-based feast which included chilled golden beet soup, wild mushroom risotto, and roasted Brussels sprouts, but some attendees reportedly found the dessert, a vegan "opera cake,"...

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