PHOENIX, Arizona - (Satire News) - The never before seen atrociously damnable heat wave that is gripping the nation is a direct result of global warming and climate change.
In fact, weather meteorologists have actually started placing the blame on the individual who, 92.8% of the country believes caused it.
And so the American heat wave is now known as The Trumpapalooza Heat Wave, named after the asshole who is responsible for it.
For four years old "Nazi Britches" went on, and on, and on, and on, about how global warming, aka climate change was simply a hoax perpetuated by the Dems.
And now the most evil, hateful male cunt since Adolf Betty Hitler has finally been given the credit for the record-setting heat in Fargo, North Dakota (103), Boston, Massachusetts (105), Walla Walla, Washington, (107), and International Falls, Minnesota (113).
Meanwhile, when asked for a comment, the Trumptard simply remarked, "Dammit, I don't give a shit about the DAMN heat. I fucking miss KISSING my sweet, sexy Ivanka on the mouth!"
