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Americans Inspired by Climate Change Author's Message that Burgers Are Not the Problem

Funny story: Americans Inspired by Climate Change Author's Message that Burgers Are Not the Problem

When it comes to climate change, burgers are not the problem, and government is the solution, is the takeaway message of climate journalist Daniel Hill''s new book, The Unpalatable Planet: A Story Of The Future. It is a message that Americans fina...

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Increasing Number of Climate Scientists Discreetly Embracing Buddhism and “Present Moment” Philosophy

Funny story: Increasing Number of Climate Scientists Discreetly Embracing Buddhism and “Present Moment” Philosophy

While publicly expressing hope regarding the fate of the human species on a rapidly warming planet, an increasing number of climate scientists are discreetly embracing Buddhism and its emphasis on the present moment. “It’s encouraging to see peopl...

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Florida Banned Term “Climate Change” in 2015; Now Scientists Say Sea Rise Will Ban "Florida" by 2200

Funny story: Florida Banned Term “Climate Change” in 2015; Now Scientists Say Sea Rise Will Ban "Florida" by 2200

Tallahassee - The administration of Republican Rick Scott, while Governor of the state in 2015, succeeded in removing phrases such as "Global Warming" and "Climate Change" from all official communications and documents. Recently, however, there ha...

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Vatican to Release New Bible in Modernized Latin

Funny story: Vatican to Release New Bible in Modernized Latin

VATICAN, ROME - Pope Francis plans to publish a "Modern and Scientific Bible for the World." However, it will be written entirely in Latin, because ... that's what the Catholic Church does. Inside sources say His Holiness has spent over a year on thi...

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Old Bag Shopping Trolley Sales At 40-Year High

Funny story: Old Bag Shopping Trolley Sales At 40-Year High

Figures out today reveal an unexpected upturn in retail sales for the month of January, with many shops that sell those 'old bag' shopping trolleys (pictured) reporting a huge increase in demand. The trolleys are the preferred method of conveying...

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Polar Bears Are Changing Color

Funny story: Polar Bears Are Changing Color

Polar Bears, the big, beautiful 'White Warriors of the North', are adapting to climate change in a totally unexpected way that was unforeseen by scientists, in that they are changing their color. The bears, who live almost 'unseen' in the totally...

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Popsicles Melting at Alarming Rate

Funny story: Popsicles Melting at Alarming Rate

A daycare center in Oakland, California, experiencing the extreme effects of rising global temperatures, has reported that popsicles are melting at an alarming rate. “Children are our future,” said daycare attendant Maria Vazquez, “and our kids ar...

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Scientists Cautiously Pessimistic about Climate Change

Funny story: Scientists Cautiously Pessimistic about Climate Change

Following publication of the most recent U.S. government climate assessment report, scientists are cautiously pessimistic regarding the impact of global warming. “I’m not going to sugarcoat things,” said climatologist Robert Garland, Ph.D., “but...

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Santa May Just Kill Us All

Funny story: Santa May Just Kill Us All

Paris -- During the latest Paris Climate Accord convention, few countries escaped the scathing criticism of environmentalists seeking to quell the effect fossil fuels are having on Earth's climate, but one continent in particular -- the North Pole --...

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Trump Denies Rumors that He Is the Antichrist

Funny story: Trump Denies Rumors that He Is the Antichrist

"Nonsense," scoffed President Donald Trump in response to widely-circulating rumors that he may be the Antichrist. “Granted, I may be a little abrasive, but I’m not the Antichrist.” “Or Satan,” he clarified. The rumors that Trump could in fact...

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G20 Summit Hears That Global Warming Is Good News For Marine Animals

Funny story: G20 Summit Hears That Global Warming Is Good News For Marine Animals

Delegates at the G20 summit in Buenos Aires watched and listened in a hypnotized silence this afternoon, as they were informed by a mystery speaker that, contrary to popular opinion, Global Warming is actually a good thing - for all the creatures tha...

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Al Nino of Smallville, California, Quits Facebook as Ocean Temperatures Rise

Funny story: Al Nino of Smallville, California, Quits Facebook as Ocean Temperatures Rise

"Not again" said California resident, Mr Al Nino, today as he deleted his Facebook and Twitter accounts and cut off his phone and internet access. "I've had enough of this shit and I'm going into hiding." Mr Nino's anxiety is due to the news from...

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Darts Farts Crackdown

Funny story: Darts Farts Crackdown

The air turned nasty last week when Scottish darts double world champion Gary Anderson and Dutch opponent Wesley Harms both denied responsibility for creating "rotten egg smells" on the oche. Following his defeat by Anderson 10-2 at the Grand Slam...

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Climate change "will not affect Scotland"

Funny story: Climate change "will not affect Scotland"

Scotland is known for its dark winters, cool summers and a constant drizzle which ensures that nobody in the country has ever tasted a dry chip. In the UN's latest climate change report, it predicts that nothing will change. The report says that a...

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United Nations Report Links Climate Change to Global Warming

Funny story: United Nations Report Links Climate Change to Global Warming

Causing consternation to climate-change deniers like former Environmental Protection Agency Administrator Scott Pruitt, a groundbreaking new United Nations report definitively links climate change to global warming. Mincing no words, current presi...

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Republicans promise to pay for cities damaged by global warming!

Funny story: Republicans promise to pay for cities damaged by global warming!

Elected Republican officials promised on Monday that if cities become submerged because of rising sea levels, they and their republican voting constituents will pay to repair the damage. But, how will we know who owes what? Ryan explained the a...

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Pope Gets Into Fight Over Climate Change Advice

Funny story: Pope Gets Into Fight Over Climate Change Advice

Pope Francis has spoken out at the end of a two-day conference in the Vatican, saying that the world must convert to clean fuel, and that climate change was a challenge of "epochal proportions". But representatives of some of the companies present...

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President Trump Waxes Philosophical Regarding Gun “Control” and Other Matters

Funny story: President Trump Waxes Philosophical Regarding Gun “Control” and Other Matters

In a rare moment of philosophical reflection, United States President Donald Trump shared with a small circle of parents and teachers pushing for stricter gun control laws his deeply considered views on the matter. “What is 'control,' anyway?” que...

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