Marjorie Taylor Greene Says That Tsunamis Are Nothing More Than Big Gigantic Fucking Tidal Waves

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 8 June 2022

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"Damn! I swear that Marjorie Taylor Greene is even uglier than "Moscow" Mitch McConnell." -THE TRUMPTARD

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Marjorie Taylor Greene, who recently received her GED, told one of her congressional aides that she does not understand what all the talk about the so-called Global Warming is all about.

MTG, who says that she hasn't texted her ex-boyfriend, Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump in at least two days, stated that the way she sees it tsunamis are really nothing more that big, gigantic fucking tidal waves.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: DUHHHH!]

The aide laughed so hard at Taylor Greene's utter, pathological ignorance that she had to run out of the women's bathroom.

MTG was so upset and totally insulted that she actually peed in her pink pedal pusher pants, but not before she told the aide, identified as Bernadette "Titsy" Hollowmoon, 48, that she was firing her cellulite-infested ass. ■

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