Written by SPECTRUM

Monday, 22 March 2010

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Professor Karl Carlton known to his friends as the nutty Professor, has spoken out about the myth of Global Warming.

Professor Carlton speaking at a meeting in London today informed the audience that he has discovered that Media people and scientists, are being paid huge bonuses to spread the Global Warming Myth.

The Professor went on to explain how they have managed to manipulate the minds of the people, with the idea of Global warming by repeating it constantly in the news and not allowing any scientists who oppose the idea to speak on television or to newspapers.

The most severe winter for more than 100 years has only been a temporary setback to their agenda,there will be an increase in Global warming indoctrination, because most of the Worlds super powers want to increase taxation on their citizens by making them believe in spending on environmentally friendly products like green cars.

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