Dozens of Wildfires Spread Out of Control All Over London!

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 19 July 2022

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Burned neighborhoods around London look just like burned neighborhoods around San Francisco.

LONDON - (Satire News) - One longtime resident of London, Reginald F. McPatio, 67, said that he has never seen so much damn fire and so much damn smoke in his entire life.

He noted that watching the out-of-control English fires on the telly, was like watching the horrendous forest fires in California last summer, which burned millons of acres of land along with a river dam, an airport, and even an Indian reservation, which saw thousands of it's teepees burn as if they were made out of buckskin, which come to think of it, they are.

Meanwhile back in not-so-merry-olde England, thousands of firefighters from all over the United Kingdom and including Portugal, the Netherlands, Herzegovina, and Iceland (but not France - they pretty much just like to keep to their white flag selves) are fighting like hell to try and control mother nature.

But as one reporter with BuzzFuzz (England) noted, trying to stop a forest fire is like trying to stop Trump The Big Mac Muncher from eating Big Macs - it's pretty much damn near impossible.

Meanwhile the state of California is transporting over 900 of their very best experienced firefighters to help their British brothers (and sisters).

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