Al Gore Guesses

Funny story written by Backandtotheleft

Saturday, 21 January 2017

Environmental campaigner and ex presidential candidate Al Gore has said he "hopes for the best" in President Trump (it will never not be hilarious writing that) and his attitude towards climate change. A subject that Mr Trump himself has dismissed as "nonsense" and that most of the American people don't want to admit or they'll have to give up their SUV's.

"The Donald" who celebrated his inauguration by firing off hundreds of thousands of fireworks and burning forty tonnes of polystyrene is said not to be a great believer in global warming. This is despite a 400% increase in sun cream sales to Inuit's.

Mr Gore has said he will be "in continuous dialogue" with the current administration. Adding over 1.2tonnes of carbon dioxide to the ozone every week.

In truth Back and to the Left news believes the only way President Trump will help lower the carbon footprint of the USA is if his administration cripples the US economy to a point where no one can afford cars.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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