Supreme Court to Biden - No Regulation of CO2 At U.S. Power Plants - Goodbye Earth

Funny story written by UncleDale

Thursday, 30 June 2022

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Water vapour is commonly mistaken for pollution.

The Ultraconservative Supreme Court Majority just did its Bit to Ruin the Planet - Earth - forever.

Biden can't regulate CO2 at US power plants - it's not in the Constitution.

The dysfunctional, squabbling states, half of them run by Anti-environmental, Pro-business Republican governors can regulate CO2, if they want to - (States’ Rights) - but not the Federal government.

No limits on Guns. Total limits on regulating Business - caused Pollution.

Greg Abbott also wants to use the Supreme Court's Pollution Regulation Ruling against Gays. He hopes to revive the Sodomy laws in Texas using the Supreme Court - now under the leadership of Clarence Thomas - (the guy that used to collect Porno videos) - to help him.

Governor Abbot wants to monitor all gay bedrooms, and put some of those gays in jail, for Unregulated Penetration. But he worries he also might accidentally snag some of his Legislative buddies, who like the very young ladies.

"Gays are a major moral Pollution Problem," Gov. Abbott says. "Clarence Thomas recognizes that. The Governor hopes the Court steps in and gets these people back in the closet where they belong."

Governor Abbott also said -: "I am thinking of a new bill - The 'Only One Legal Hole' Bill, but I have to be careful as I might affect Married Couples."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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