Global Warming, an urban myth?

Funny story written by Buck E Filbert

Monday, 22 January 2007

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A television meteorologist claims global warming and the effects of green house gasses are totally blown out of proportion by money grubbing researchers.

"Global warming is a fictional occurrence made up by scientists and ecologists to line their pockets with billions of dollars in grants". Claims ABC weatherman James Spann, "the weather and climate are a natural progression of Earth's cycles".

This statement was in response to a blog titled, "Junk controversy, not junk science", by a Weather Channel scientist. Heidi Cullen, challenging meteorologist who believe accelerated planet wide warming is the result of cycilical not human created effects.

Spann, a obvious believer in the "hear no evil, see on evil", school of science claims that out of dozens and dozens of meteorologists he knows, he can't think of a single one buying into the global warming theory.

There's apparently no conclusive scientific evidence linking human activity to a global climate change according to Spann and his Einstein like cohorts.

Spann also believes:

  • Hurricanes are caused by elephant farts.
  • Tornadoes originate in "The Land of Oz", then devastate the Midwest
  • The holocaust never happened
  • Bush's war policy has been stellar

Due to the feedback Spann has received from his well informed statements The Fox network is interviewing Spann on Hannity & Colmes, and CNN Headline news will be airing a segment on Glenn Beck regarding this debate on Monday.

From the desk of
Buck E Filbert
Jan 22 2007

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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