Maw - Get the Rifle - Them Darn Democrats are Coming for our Cookstove!

Funny story written by UncleDale

Sunday, 15 January 2023

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The latest Republican Scream of Pain is that the Evil Democrats are going to steal your Gas Cookstove.

Most of them are so Rich they don't even know what a Cook Stove looks like.

We have a major Crisis with Global Warming.

Things have to change or Florida will be a tropical island before you Turn 60. And New York City will look like Venice.

Methane gas is super powerful Gas in the atmosphere causing Global Warming. (Aided by C02).

Trump - wandering in his Delusional Wilderness - is the only one Left in America who doesn't believe in Global Warming.

(Oh yes - the Gas Companies also don't believe in Global Warming. )

All gas stoves leak a small amount of Methane gas. If you have 20 - or 50 million Gas Stoves that is a lot of global Warming.

Republicans apparently love Global Warming - because they will fight to keep Gas Stoves. (Though they don't know what they look like.)

The U. S. , Canada and Latin American Stoves(every year) emit enough Methane to equal the C02 of a Million cars.

(These two are responsible Global Warming.)

If you don't want to be Underwater in 50 years - do all of us a favor and ditch the Gas Range.

(Report brought to you by Dr. Futuro's Writer Bot - Lenny.

Dr. Futuro is now in Vegas playing his Roulette theory.)

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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