Trump Denounces Science as a Democratic Hoax

Funny story written by Al N.

Wednesday, 14 September 2016

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"If Science is so great, why hasn't it cured Cancer already?" asked Trump.

Monowi, Nebraska From the campaign trail, Donald Trump, at a question and answer session, expressed his views on Science.

"Science is a big hoax perpetrated by Hillary and the Democratic Party to hoodwink the American people into believing in global warming, men on the moon, and gravity" bellowed Trump.

"And now Crooked Hillary is at it again, pretending she has pneumonia, and, mark my words, she will be back again in a short while and will say it's all because of Science! Believe it, folks, Hillary's going to try to make you all believe that Science cured her! If that won't prove she's part of the problem, I don't know what does!" trumpeted Trump.

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