Funny story: Lakers Trade Magic Johnson to Cleveland

Lakers Trade Magic Johnson to Cleveland

Almost lost in the flurry of last-minute trades before the NBA deadline, was a strange arrangement between two struggling teams who once were at the top of their respective divisions. In a surreptitious exchange, the Los Angeles Lakers sent their...

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Funny story: Basketball: NBA London Game Was Close Until The Very Last Few Fractions Of A Second

Basketball: NBA London Game Was Close Until The Very Last Few Fractions Of A Second

The NBA London Game between the New York Knicks and the Washington Wizards was as exciting as basketball gets, and the result was always in doubt until the last few fractions of the final second. As everyone knows, basketball is a game where it ca...

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Funny story: NCAA Native American Mascot Ban Extends to States

NCAA Native American Mascot Ban Extends to States

(AP) The NCAA, the governing body of college sports, has extended their ban on Native American mascots at their basketball tournament to include the state of Utah.

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Funny story: LeBron James and Dwyane Wade Finally Apologize To Dirk Nowitzki For Making Fun of Him When He Had A 102 Fever

LeBron James and Dwyane Wade Finally Apologize To Dirk Nowitzki For Making Fun of Him When He Had A 102 Fever

MIAMI - Well it took them long enough but the losers of the NBA finals LeBron "Prince" James and Dwyane "The Court Jester" Wade have finally apologized to the 2010-2011 NBA Champion MVP Dirk "Mr. Class Act" Nowitzki. LeBron, who has since been tra...

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Funny story: The CEO of The NBA Phoenix Suns Rick Welts Comes Out of The Closet - Denies He Wants To Rename The Team The Huns

The CEO of The NBA Phoenix Suns Rick Welts Comes Out of The Closet - Denies He Wants To Rename The Team The Huns

PHOENIX - The land of Governor Jan "The Man" Brewer and Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio is now also the land of Rick "The Gay CEO" Welts. Welts recently met with NBA Commissioner David Stern at a Starbucks and told him about his sexual orientation. Stern, sternly asked if he was sure. Welts replied that he was as sure as he could possibly be sure and not be deemed to be unsure. Stern shook hi...

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Funny story: NCAA Protests LaVar Ball's Proposed Basketball League

NCAA Protests LaVar Ball's Proposed Basketball League

The NCAA today lodge a formal protest against an effort by LaVar Ball to create a new professional basketball league for high school graduates who have no interest in attending college. The plan, as outlined by Ball to SPOOF, would offer outstanding...

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Funny story: Worthless Piece of Crap Has Another Terrible Game

Worthless Piece of Crap Has Another Terrible Game

Jalen McGee of the Cleveland Cavaliers had another terrible game Friday night in the NBA Eastern Conference playoffs. "Jalen brought suck to a new level Friday night," said McGee's teammate LeBron James. "If you look up worthless piece of crap in...

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Funny story: LuAnne Bawl, 6, Rescinds Commitment to Play Basketball for UCLA

LuAnne Bawl, 6, Rescinds Commitment to Play Basketball for UCLA

Chico Mills, CA. LuAnne, the youngest member of the infamous Bawl basketball family, has rescinded her letter of commitment to enter UCLA in 2028 and play on the Bruins' women's basketball team. Her father, LaBore Bawl, announced the rescission ear...

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Funny story: LeBron James of The Miami Heat Responds To The Gay Rumors

LeBron James of The Miami Heat Responds To The Gay Rumors

MIAMI - LeBron James was asked about the recent gay rumors that have just surfaced regarding him. He explained to Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance Magazine that he and his fiancée were both shocked beyond belief when the rumor first surfaced...

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Funny story: The Gun-Totin' NBA Star Gilbert Arenas Has Been Suspended For The Rest of The Season

The Gun-Totin' NBA Star Gilbert Arenas Has Been Suspended For The Rest of The Season

WASHINGTON D.C. - The commissioner of the National Basketball Association has banned Washington Wizards all-star point guard Gilbert Arenas for the remainder of the NBA season. Stern said that he will also be levying a fine on Mr. Arenas. When ask...

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Funny story: President Obama Greets Cuban President Raul Castro With A Chest Bump

President Obama Greets Cuban President Raul Castro With A Chest Bump

JOHANNESBURG, South Africa - Many foreign dignitaries as well as reporters attending a memorial service for President Nelson Mandela were shocked to see President Obama greet Cuban President Raul Castro with a sports type chest bump. President Oba...

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Funny story: March Madness Is A Boobies Battle!

March Madness Is A Boobies Battle!

An aerial photo taken from one of those remote control mini-blimp-cams that hover over Basketball courts during big games has yielded footage that Sports Psychologist Kareem Abdul Froid claims is a revelation of the true nature of roundball: "Mo...

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Funny story: Phil Jackson Tells The Lakers Thanks But No Thanks

Phil Jackson Tells The Lakers Thanks But No Thanks

DETROIT - Phil Jackson flew into the Motor City to check on purchasing a 1957 Chevrolet that he has been wanting for the past seven years. While in Motown he was asked if he would take the Lakers head coaching job if it was offered to him. Jack...

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Funny story: Trail Blazers to Face Central PA Elite 14U in First Round of Consolation Bracket

Trail Blazers to Face Central PA Elite 14U in First Round of Consolation Bracket

After a devastating 4-0 Series loss against the Golden State Warriors, the Portland Trail Blazers have shifted focus to their next opponent, the Central PA Elite 14U AAU team. We caught up with Central PA Elite's head coach Mark Hofsass. "I'm fee...

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Funny story: Shaq to be Lakers New Head Coach?

Shaq to be Lakers New Head Coach?

Staples Center, Los Angeles. With the Los Angeles Lakers in turmoil after Magic Johnson's surprise resignation as head of basketball operations, and Luke Walton's dismissal as head coach, talks have begun with Shaq O'Neal in an attempt to lure him aw...

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Funny story: President Obama Makes An NBA Bet With Mitt Romney

President Obama Makes An NBA Bet With Mitt Romney

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama is smiling from ear-to-ear after having made an NBA bet with the man he defeated in the 2012 presidential election, Mitt Romney. President Obama said that he was sitting in the backyard at the White House enjoyin...

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Funny story: The NBA's Cellar Dwellers, The Milwaukee Bucks May Be Leaving Milwaukee

The NBA's Cellar Dwellers, The Milwaukee Bucks May Be Leaving Milwaukee

MILWAUKEE - An inside source with the Milwaukee Bucks organization has said that the Bucks ownership may be throwing in the (losing) towel and leaving Beer City. The Bucks have been languishing in the NBA cellar for most of the year and presently...

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Funny story: Crazed Duke Fans Plan Revolution as NCAA Tournament Berth Fades

Crazed Duke Fans Plan Revolution as NCAA Tournament Berth Fades

America's fondness for toppling evil dictators of totalitarian regimes has extended to a new target: Mike Kryzewski.

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Funny story: The Cleveland Cavaliers Could Become The Cleveland Cougars

The Cleveland Cavaliers Could Become The Cleveland Cougars

CLEVELAND - The majority owner of the Cleveland Cavaliers Danny Gilbert has just informed the sports media that he is seriously contemplating a name change. Gilbert noting that the Cavs record of 22-52 is simply unacceptable stated that he has enl...

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Funny story: The Los Angeles Lakers Turn Their Backs On Their TV Fans

The Los Angeles Lakers Turn Their Backs On Their TV Fans

LOS ANGELES - The owners of the Los Angeles Lakers have just signed a $3 billion deal with The Timeless-Wonder Cable Company to continue showing every Lakers game but on "Pay Per View." A spokesperson for the Lakers who begged to keep his name ano...

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