The Golden State Warriors with a Dismal 15-50 Record Are Thrilled That The NBA Season Was Suspended
OAKLAND – One NBA team that is not shedding tears over the season being cut short are the Golden State Warriors. Coach Steve Kerr’s team had the worst record of the entire 30 NBA teams. In fact, Warriors fans were already wearing medical masks, fa...
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The Sound of Dribbling Basketballs Has Faded Off Into The Sunset
MIAMI – The NBA owners met at LeBron James’ Miami mansion, Casa Dribble, and they voted to suspend the remainder of the NBA season due to the Coronavirus which is getting out of hand. The vote to stop playing was 29-1. The owners are still trying...
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Lakers Trade Magic Johnson to Cleveland
Almost lost in the flurry of last-minute trades before the NBA deadline, was a strange arrangement between two struggling teams who once were at the top of their respective divisions. In a surreptitious exchange, the Los Angeles Lakers sent their...
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Dion Waiters Latest NBA Player to OD on Gummy Bears
Miami Heat guard, Dion Waiters, is the latest NBA player to run afoul of THC-infused gummy bears. On his team's flight from Phoenix to Los Angeles on Thursday. Waiters, 27, suffered a raging panic attack after he had "overdosed" on THC-infused gummy...
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Shaq to be Lakers New Head Coach?
Staples Center, Los Angeles. With the Los Angeles Lakers in turmoil after Magic Johnson's surprise resignation as head of basketball operations, and Luke Walton's dismissal as head coach, talks have begun with Shaq O'Neal in an attempt to lure him aw...
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It's A Bird! It's A Plane! It's A Bat, man!
During a recent basketball game between the Indiana Pacers and the Los Angeles Clippers at the Banker Life Fieldhouse Arena, a confused bat was a surprising guest star. Seen by the crowd of thousands, it swooped down and flew in erratic circles, nea...
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The NBA Suspends L.A. Laker Metta World Peace (The Player Formerly Known As Ron Artest) For 7 Games
Oprah Winfrey Buys The Boston Celtics
The "Sexually Provocative" Singer Rihanna Performs At The NBA All-Star Half Time Show And Breaks Michael Jackson's "Crotch Grabbing" Record
Kobe Bryant Says That It Looks Like The Curse of Shaquille Has Finally Caught Up With Him and The Lakers
L.A. Lakers Coach Phil Jackson Fears Khloe Kardashian-Odom Will Jinx The Team
Lots of U.S. Dads Would Love To Get A Hold of Ex-Rutgers Coach Mike "The Punk" Rice
President Obama Explains Why The Great LeBron James Will Not Win A 3rd MVP Award
NBA Season Opens With LeBron James' Miami Heat Defeating The Chicago Bulls
An Extremely Furious Michele Bachmann Has Asked Herman Cain To Please Stop Calling And Asking Her Out
Charles Barkley Blames The Laker Woes On The Curse of Shaquille
Boston's Rajon Rondo Talks About Being The Lone Celtic
Charles Barkley Sticks His Huge Foot In His Huge Mouth Again
NCAA Protests LaVar Ball's Proposed Basketball League
The NCAA today lodge a formal protest against an effort by LaVar Ball to create a new professional basketball league for high school graduates who have no interest in attending college. The plan, as outlined by Ball to SPOOF, would offer outstanding...
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Kim Kardashian's NBA Boyfriend Kris Humphries Slam Dunks Her With A Marriage Proposal And She Says "Yes! Yes! Oh Hell Yes!"
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries have been described by Ellen DeGeneres as one of the happiest celebrity couples since Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston first got together. Kim, who is one-third of the infamous Kardashian sisters, and whose most distinctive feature is her humongous ass, has been in a relationship with Kris Humphries, who is a power forward with the New Jersey Ne...
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Eva Longoria-Parker Files For Divorce From San Antonio Spurs Point Guard Tony "WienieBoy" Parker
SAN ANTONIO - Eva Longoria-Parker, who portrays Gabrielle Solis on the ABC hit show Desperate Housewives, has just become a desperate housewife. The 35-year-old Longoria-Parker, who will probably be dropping the Parker part of her name faster than...
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Basketball: NBA London Game Was Close Until The Very Last Few Fractions Of A Second
The NBA London Game between the New York Knicks and the Washington Wizards was as exciting as basketball gets, and the result was always in doubt until the last few fractions of the final second. As everyone knows, basketball is a game where it ca...
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Tony Carr and Shep Garner are Nittany Lions gone nuclear!
Tony Carr scored 21 points, Shep Garner added 18 while breaking a school record for career 3-pointers and Penn State routed Mississippi State 75-60 in the National Invitational Tournament semifinals Tuesday night. The fourth-seeded Nittany Lions (...
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LuAnne Bawl, 6, Rescinds Commitment to Play Basketball for UCLA
Chico Mills, CA. LuAnne, the youngest member of the infamous Bawl basketball family, has rescinded her letter of commitment to enter UCLA in 2028 and play on the Bruins' women's basketball team. Her father, LaBore Bawl, announced the rescission ear...
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"Sudden Death Nursing Home" Opens in Tampa
Tampa, Fl - "Sudden Death Nursing Home" opened today and is admitting new residents. The owner is very excited to promote the first known sports-themed nursing home. Owner Mort Fast tweeted, "We love our new name, not Sunset or October. For...
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Virginia's National Basketball Championship Victory Boosts D.C. Man's Self-Esteem
Jeff Sexton of Washington, D.C., had struggled with low self-esteem and depression until his alma mater, the University of Virginia, pulled out a thrilling overtime victory against Texas Tech in the 2019 NCAA Tournament championship basketball game.
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Celtics Lose When Kyrie Irving Tries to Kick the Ball into the Hoop
The Boston Celtics lost to the Philadelphia 76ers Wednesday after Kyrie Irving missed a last second shot that he tried to drop kick into the hoop. “For the last shot, I called a play to get the ball to Kyrie, who would then drop kick the ball into...
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The President Names Porn Star Stormy Daniels Secretary of Sex
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Louisiana-born porn star Stormy Daniels has just been named by President Barack Obama to head up the newly-established Department of Sex. Miss Daniels, 30, will be the nation's first Secretary of Sex. In her role she will be res...
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Miami Heat Sign Bela Karolyi To Carry LeBron Up And Down Court If Cramps Persist
CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON, SOUTH BEACH --The Miami Heat have hired legendary gymnastics coach Bela Karolyi to carry their star LeBron James up and down the court in case his cramping persists in the NBA finals against the San Antonio Spurs. "You can...
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LeBron James Said Acting Like Kobe Bryant Fired Up His Miami Heat Teammates
MIAMI - The Miami Heat defeated the San Antonio Spurs 103-100 in overtime in game six to tie things up at three victories each pushing the NBA finals to a game seven. After the game James was asked by Sports Balls Illustrated Daily's Rufus Reno wh...
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Barack Obama's White House Basketball Court: 'The First Mama Arena'
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President-elect Barack Obama was asked by ABC's Charlie Gibson what immediate changes he plans on making to his new future home, The White House. Obama smiled and said "Well first of all, I will be having the presidential bowlin...
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LeBron James and Dwyane Wade Finally Apologize To Dirk Nowitzki For Making Fun of Him When He Had A 102 Fever
MIAMI - Well it took them long enough but the losers of the NBA finals LeBron "Prince" James and Dwyane "The Court Jester" Wade have finally apologized to the 2010-2011 NBA Champion MVP Dirk "Mr. Class Act" Nowitzki. LeBron, who has since been tra...
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Ron Artest of The Los Angeles Lakers To Change His Name To Metta World Peace
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The Charlotte Bobcats May Move To Boise, Idaho
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Khloe Kardashian Is Trying To Get Over Her Depression
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NBA Fans To Be Prohibited From Yelling Out The Irritatingly Boring Phrase 'Deee-Fense'
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President Obama Makes His Prediction For The NBA Finals
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Kyrie Irving's new found wisdom helps change Celtics culture
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Woman Charges Shaquille O'Neal With A Flagrant Foul
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Phil Jackson: I Need To Be The Lakers Coach Now!
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Kobeless Lakers Beat The Sacramento Kings
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Orlando Magic Ownership Considering A Name Change
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LeBron "The Weatherman" James Proves He's A Jack-of-All-Trades
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LeBron James Explains His Cleveland Cavaliers Comment
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President Obama Bets Rush Limbaugh $20,000 That The San Antonio Spurs Will Beat The Miami Heat in The NBA Finals
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Dwyane Wade May Leave The Miami Heat For The Los Angeles Lakers
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