Funny story - Marvel’s New Captain America is Black

Marvel’s New Captain America is Black

HOLLYWOOD – (Movie Satire) - The latest actor to portray the Marvel superhero Captain America is Anthony “The Bro” Mackie, who just happens to be black. He recently spoke with Howard Stern, and expressed how thrilled he was at the fact that he had…

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Funny story - The Utah Jazz and The New Orleans Pelicans Finally Kick The NBA Season Off With Every Single Player and Coach Kneeling

The Utah Jazz and The New Orleans Pelicans Finally Kick The NBA Season Off With Every Single Player and Coach Kneeling

ORLANDO, Florida - (Sports Satire) – After months of speculation, concern, worry, and downright confusion due to the Coronavirus, the NBA balls are now bouncing at the Orlando Bubble. NBA Commissioner Adam "Hi Yo" Silver remarked that it is good t…

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Funny story - Los Angeles Lakers Unveil Their New Star, Reuben Reubenstein, 9

Los Angeles Lakers Unveil Their New Star, Reuben Reubenstein, 9

The Los Angeles area was buzzing with great interest this evening, as the Lakers unveiled their unbelievably-talented new signing, the 9-year-old child prodigy, Reuben Reubenstein, who has joined the team and given up going to school, because he does…

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Funny story - Los Angeles Clippers Guard Lou Williams is Now The Most Hated Player in the Entire NBA

Los Angeles Clippers Guard Lou Williams is Now The Most Hated Player in the Entire NBA

ORLANDO, Florida - (Sports Satire) - L.A. Clippers guard Lou Williams was excused to go outside the bubble, to pick up ten boxes of fully-loaded pizzas for the team. But, on the way to the restaurant, he decided to stop off at one of Orlando’s mo…

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Funny story - The NBA Says That The Disney World Basketball Bubble is Looking as Fine as Walla Walla Wine

The NBA Says That The Disney World Basketball Bubble is Looking as Fine as Walla Walla Wine

ORLANDO - The NBA Disney World Bubble is proudly boasting that there is no sign of the Coronavirus within 9 miles of the venue. NBA executives are expressing that the round ball operation is running as smooth as fine Walla Walla Wine Every one…

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Funny story - Dennis Rodman to Visit Kim Jong-un in the Hospital

Dennis Rodman to Visit Kim Jong-un in the Hospital

LOS ANGELES – One of the NBA’s greatest rebounders has informed the news media that he will be traveling to Pyongyang, North Korea, to visit his BFF, Supreme Leader, Kim Jong-un, in the hospital. Rodman, who has more tattoos, piercings, and gold j...

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Funny story - Harlem Globetrotters In Row With The Spoof Over Logo

Harlem Globetrotters In Row With The Spoof Over Logo

The Harlem Globetrotters, the famous globetrotting basketball superstars from Harlem, who wowed fans in the 1970s with their crazy-but-skilful on-court antics, are considering taking legal action against the owner of a satirical news website over the...

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Funny story - The NBA Now Says That The Balls May Not Be Bouncing Like They Had Planned

The NBA Now Says That The Balls May Not Be Bouncing Like They Had Planned

NEW YORK CITY – The commissioner of the NBA has just put out some bad news for pro basketball hungry fans. Adam Silver told Sports Balls Illustrated that because of the Coronavirus numbers on the rise, the NBA season may be scrapped. One die-ha…

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Funny story - Dion Waiters Latest NBA Player to OD on Gummy Bears

Dion Waiters Latest NBA Player to OD on Gummy Bears

Miami Heat guard, Dion Waiters, is the latest NBA player to run afoul of THC-infused gummy bears. On his team's flight from Phoenix to Los Angeles on Thursday. Waiters, 27, suffered a raging panic attack after he had "overdosed" on THC-infused gummy...

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Funny story - LeBron James of The Los Angeles Lakers Has Said That He Supports the Black Lives Matter Movement 101%

LeBron James of The Los Angeles Lakers Has Said That He Supports the Black Lives Matter Movement 101%

CLEVELAND – The top basketball player in the NBA was back in his hometown, visiting a cousin, Toby "Mr. Meat" Stuyvesant, who just opened up a barbecue restaurant named the Sweet Sultry Smoke Shack. LeBron smiled, as he said that the eatery's slog...

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Funny story - San Antonio Spurs Tim Duncan and Manu Ginobili Warn Tony Parker That If He Comes Near Their Wives They'll Kick Him Back To France

San Antonio Spurs Tim Duncan and Manu Ginobili Warn Tony Parker That If He Comes Near Their Wives They'll Kick Him Back To France

SAN ANTONIO - Tony Parker is by no means the first athlete to cheat on his wife. NBA players like English football (soccer) players are sad to say notorious for their marital transgressions. But in the case of the one who calls himself "Frenchy" h...

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Funny story - The NBA Has Just Picked Up a Very Appropriate Sponsor

The NBA Has Just Picked Up a Very Appropriate Sponsor

DETROIT – The NBA has just informed the sports media that it has just picked up a brand new sponsor for the 2020 season. NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, said that the NBA is excited to welcome its newest corporate sponsor, Black Lives Matter. Si…

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Funny story - NBA Coach Gregg Popovich Says That Trump Dribbles a Basketball Like a Sissy

NBA Coach Gregg Popovich Says That Trump Dribbles a Basketball Like a Sissy

SAN ANTONIO – Famed NBA basketball coach Gregg Popovich was having some practice drills with two of his star players, Patty Mills (#8) and Marco Belinelli (#18). The players had come to his Star Wars-style mansion and were enjoying getting a littl...

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Funny story - The Golden State Warriors with a Dismal 15-50 Record Are Thrilled That The NBA Season Was Suspended

The Golden State Warriors with a Dismal 15-50 Record Are Thrilled That The NBA Season Was Suspended

OAKLAND – One NBA team that is not shedding tears over the season being cut short are the Golden State Warriors. Coach Steve Kerr’s team had the worst record of the entire 30 NBA teams. In fact, Warriors fans were already wearing medical masks, fa...

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Funny story - Dallas Mavericks Will Kick off the NBA Season Against The Houston Rockets on July 31

Dallas Mavericks Will Kick off the NBA Season Against The Houston Rockets on July 31

HOUSTON – The city of Houston is thrilled that their Rockets will finally be getting off the launch pad at NASA, and hitting the basketball court. Coach Mike D’Antoni said that he is sick and tired of watching reruns of the “Price is Right” and “…

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Funny story - The NBA Teams Will Start Dribbling on July 30

The NBA Teams Will Start Dribbling on July 30

NEW YORK CITY – The NBA season will finally be starting after a 4-month hiatus, that’s 2 years and 4 months in dog years. The Utah Jazz are scheduled to kick off the season against the New Orleans Pelicans. Utah coach Quin Snyder told Sports Be...

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Funny story - LeBron James Hints That He May Be Playing Basketball In Norway

LeBron James Hints That He May Be Playing Basketball In Norway

LOS ANGELES – One of the greatest basketball players to ever dribble a basketball, LeBron James, has informed Sports Balls Illustrated Magazine that he may be leaving the country. James, who plays for the Los Angeles Lakers, said that the NBA seas...

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Funny story - Report: Toronto Raptors dealing Bosh

Report: Toronto Raptors dealing Bosh

Reports have surfaced about Chris Bosh getting shopped around the league.

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Funny story - The Sound of Dribbling Basketballs Has Faded Off Into The Sunset

The Sound of Dribbling Basketballs Has Faded Off Into The Sunset

MIAMI – The NBA owners met at LeBron James’ Miami mansion, Casa Dribble, and they voted to suspend the remainder of the NBA season due to the Coronavirus which is getting out of hand. The vote to stop playing was 29-1. The owners are still trying...

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Funny story - San Antonio Spurs Coach Gregg Popovich is Reportedly Asking Tim Duncan, Tony Parker, and Manu Ginobili to Please Come Out of Retirement and Play For the Spurs

San Antonio Spurs Coach Gregg Popovich is Reportedly Asking Tim Duncan, Tony Parker, and Manu Ginobili to Please Come Out of Retirement and Play For the Spurs

SAN ANTONIO – Ever since the “Big 3” left the Spurs, the team has not been doing as well as they had been in the past. After retiring, Duncan went back home to the Virgin Islands, Ginobili left for Argentina, and Parker returned to France. Lit…

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