Funny story: Basketball: NBA London Game Was Close Until The Very Last Few Fractions Of A Second

Basketball: NBA London Game Was Close Until The Very Last Few Fractions Of A Second

The NBA London Game between the New York Knicks and the Washington Wizards was as exciting as basketball gets, and the result was always in doubt until the last few fractions of the final second. As everyone knows, basketball is a game where it ca...

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Funny story: Lakers Trade Magic Johnson to Cleveland

Lakers Trade Magic Johnson to Cleveland

Almost lost in the flurry of last-minute trades before the NBA deadline, was a strange arrangement between two struggling teams who once were at the top of their respective divisions. In a surreptitious exchange, the Los Angeles Lakers sent their...

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Funny story: NBA All-Star Game: The East Defeats The West In A Wild Shootout 163-155.

NBA All-Star Game: The East Defeats The West In A Wild Shootout 163-155.

NEW ORLEANS - The new NBA Commissioner Adam Silver promised the fans an exciting NBA All-Star game and he delivered. After all of the dust had settled the Eastern Conference All-Stars had defeated the Western Conference All-Stars by an astounding...

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Funny story: LeBron James of The Miami Heat Responds To The Gay Rumors

LeBron James of The Miami Heat Responds To The Gay Rumors

MIAMI - LeBron James was asked about the recent gay rumors that have just surfaced regarding him. He explained to Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance Magazine that he and his fiancée were both shocked beyond belief when the rumor first surfaced...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Loses Money in Craigslist Con And Threatens to Bomb U.S.

Kim Jong Un Loses Money in Craigslist Con And Threatens to Bomb U.S.

Pyongyang, North Korea-Kim Jong Un has lost his money to an unscrupulous Craigslist poster. North Korean despot Kim Jong Un recently attempted to buy the 1994 Chicago Bulls championship basketball signed by the full team on Craigslist. Of course,...

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Funny story: LeBron James and Dwyane Wade Finally Apologize To Dirk Nowitzki For Making Fun of Him When He Had A 102 Fever

LeBron James and Dwyane Wade Finally Apologize To Dirk Nowitzki For Making Fun of Him When He Had A 102 Fever

MIAMI - Well it took them long enough but the losers of the NBA finals LeBron "Prince" James and Dwyane "The Court Jester" Wade have finally apologized to the 2010-2011 NBA Champion MVP Dirk "Mr. Class Act" Nowitzki. LeBron, who has since been tra...

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Funny story: Local Family Upset Adopted Black Son Won't Be Pro Athlete

Local Family Upset Adopted Black Son Won't Be Pro Athlete

Heartbreaking news from Georgia today, as a local family of good Samaritans has turned to the community for assistance during trying times. The sadness felt within the Rothberg family was echoed throughout the area as neighbors and friends reached...

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Funny story: LuAnne Bawl, 6, Rescinds Commitment to Play Basketball for UCLA

LuAnne Bawl, 6, Rescinds Commitment to Play Basketball for UCLA

Chico Mills, CA. LuAnne, the youngest member of the infamous Bawl basketball family, has rescinded her letter of commitment to enter UCLA in 2028 and play on the Bruins' women's basketball team. Her father, LaBore Bawl, announced the rescission ear...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Enters Special Plea

Kobe Bryant Enters Special Plea

NBA Basketball superstar, Kobe Bryant today entered a special plea in Eagle, Colorado. Using the new plea available to sportsmen only, in terms of Section 4(1)(a)bis of the Colorado Criminal Procedures Act 51of 1977 as amended, Bryant's attorneys...

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Funny story: Dwight Howard Leaves MagicLand For LaLaLand

Dwight Howard Leaves MagicLand For LaLaLand

LOS ANGELES - The general manager of the Los Angeles Lakers Mitch Kupchak has just announced to the sports media that he is as happy as a termite on a viking ship. Kupchak spoke personally with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Daily and said...

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Funny story: A 7-Foot-10-Inch Tall High School Sophomore Scores 193 Points In a Basketball Game

A 7-Foot-10-Inch Tall High School Sophomore Scores 193 Points In a Basketball Game

CHEYENNE, Wyoming - The Johnny Appleseed Fighting Applepickers defeated their crosstown district rivals The Mary Todd Lincoln High School Vultures by a score of 203-47. The halftime score in Cheyenne's Buffalo Stampede Arena was Appleseed 181 - Li...

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Funny story: Ex-Rutgers Coach Mike Rice May Be Moving Out of The Country

Ex-Rutgers Coach Mike Rice May Be Moving Out of The Country

NEW YORK CITY - Sporting Chance Magazine is reporting that disgraced former Rutgers University basketball coach Mike Rice has received so much hate mail, text messages, phone calls, tweets, and emails that he is in a state of depression. Sherwood...

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Funny story: The San Antonio Spurs Win Their 10th Game In A Row As They Clobber The Cleveland Cavaliers 126-96

The San Antonio Spurs Win Their 10th Game In A Row As They Clobber The Cleveland Cavaliers 126-96

SAN ANTONIO - Coach Gregg Popovich's San Antonio Spurs have just increased their record to a very impressive 12-1 as they beat the Cleveland Cavaliers by 30 points 126-96. The Spurs played all 13 of their players and for a moment it appeared that...

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Funny story: Humility or Humiliation?

Humility or Humiliation?

This morning, I watched the news and sports commentary about a high school basketball game in the Houston, Texas area. Two teams in the same division played, and one beat the other by a score of 170-35. The halftime score was 100-12. The coach of the winning team says that he played all of his players and that his goal was to score 200 points. The lack of sportsmanship demonstrated by the co...

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Funny story: Jack Nicholson Tells Kobe Bryant He'll Pay For Him To Visit A Louisiana Voodoo Woman

Jack Nicholson Tells Kobe Bryant He'll Pay For Him To Visit A Louisiana Voodoo Woman

LOS ANGELES - There isn't much joy in LakerLand these days as the boys in the purple and gold are currently sitting in last place in the NBA's Western Conference Pacific Division. The Lakers own a dismal 20-39 record but insist that if Kobe Bryant...

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Funny story: Mark Cuban Buys Hugh Hefner's Viagra Pill Factory

Mark Cuban Buys Hugh Hefner's Viagra Pill Factory

DALLAS - The owner of the NBA Dallas Mavericks says that he's as happy as a puppy with two winkys. Mark Cuban, who also stars on the TV show Shark Tank, told Tahiti Zeppelin with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres that he has just purchased a Viagra Pill fa...

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Funny story: Toddler Plunges from Lakers Box onto Kim Kardashian Implants Fine

Toddler Plunges from Lakers Box onto Kim Kardashian Implants Fine

This is one boy who should have been stapled to his seat. Last night at the Staples Center Kim Kardashian was sitting courtside with Halle Berry's baby daddy Gabriel Aubry watching the Los Angeles Lakers blow away the Golden State Warriors. Pau G...

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Funny story: A Six-Year-Old Georgia Girl Predicts The Winners of NBA Basketball Games 99% of The Time

A Six-Year-Old Georgia Girl Predicts The Winners of NBA Basketball Games 99% of The Time

SAVANNAH, Georgia - Little six-year-old Savannah Stubenberger, who was named after her grandmother Savannah Bacardi, has become one of the town of Savannah's most famous residents. Little Savannah, who attends Mrs. Robert E. Lee Elementary School,...

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Funny story: The NBA Finals To Go To A Best 16 Out Of 28 Format

The NBA Finals To Go To A Best 16 Out Of 28 Format

MANHATTAN, New York - The NBA which has seen a huge decline in fan attendance as well as an extreme decline in season ticket holders has announced that in order to generate more revenue it will be going from a best 4 out of 7 Finals format to a best...

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Funny story: NBA Strike Precipitated the Various Occupy City Protests

NBA Strike Precipitated the Various Occupy City Protests

Washington DC: The US Department of Labor has indicated that the National Basketball Association (NBA) players strike and the various occupy city protests being staged across the USA appear to be related. There was a collapse of negotiations betwe...

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