The Reason Why Sacajawea State University Has Been Banned From Participating In Future March Madness Tournaments
NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof Sports) - The Sports Bet Gazette reports that Sacajawea State University's Buffalo Hunters will not be participating in March Madness 2024. SBG senior writer Zorro La Bamba spoke with a high-ranking member of The March Madne…
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The Reason Why Arkansas A&M University Has Been Disqualified From Entering The March Madness Tournament
SACRAMENTO, California - (Sports Satire) - Word out of the March Madness Tournament is that Arkansas A&M University has been disqualified from the national tournament. Sportsapalooza reporter Pia Confetti said that four of the Arkansas A&M…
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A List of 10 Things That NCAA March Madness Fans Love About The National Basketball Tournament
DES MOINES, Iowa - (Sports Satire) - Well, it's that time of the year again, and the NCAA's March Madness Basketball Tournament is here. And once again basketball fans from all over the world travel to the March Madness games for many reasons. Her…
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Trae Young Has Been Given Full Ownership of the New York Knicks, Although It Seems Like He Took It
New York Knicks owner James Dolan, who most people know from the Spike Lee incident at Madison Square Garden, has awarded full ownership of the team to Atlanta Hawks point guard Trae Young. This includes Madison Square Garden, all copyrights, and all…
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A March Madness College Is Fined Because of Its Cheerleaders
LAS VEGAS, Nevada- (Spoof Sports) - The NCAA Rules and Policy Committee has just announced that it will be fining Left Coast College because of their cheerleaders. A spokesperson for the basketball organization stated that the reason for the fine…
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The Shortest Player In The Entire March Madness Tournament Stands 5-Foot-1-Inch And He Can Dunk The Ball Like a 7-Footer
BIRMINGHAM, Alabama - (Satire News) - The Cracker State College Vikings of Valdosta, Georgia are favored to make it all the way to the "Final Four." Vikings Coach Roscoe Chatterwater, who played pro ball with the Boston Celtics for six years, says…
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The Harlem Globetrotters Are Moving To Guadalajara, Mexico
A 6-Year-Old Boy Steps Up To The Free Throw Line At Madison Square Garden and Makes 47 Free Throws In a Row!
Stephen Curry, The NBA's MVP Tells The Boston Celtics Thank You So Much For The Fantastic Offer! - But I Sticking With The Golden State Warriors
Phil Jackson, Executive With The New York Knicks May Hire Lamar Odom
Leader of the Free World busy watching 19-year-olds throw ball through hoop
San Antonio Spurs Coach Gregg Popovich Says Becky Hammon Will One Day Become the Spurs Head Coach
The WNBA Agrees To Allow Their Players To Replace Their Drab Regulation Basketball Shorts With Sexy Daisy Duke Short Shorts
LeBron James and Dwyane Wade Finally Apologize To Dirk Nowitzki For Making Fun of Him When He Had A 102 Fever
San Antonio Spurs Assistant Coach Becky Hammon’s Bobble-Head Doll Is The NBA’s Biggest Seller
LuAnne Bawl, 6, Rescinds Commitment to Play Basketball for UCLA
The President Names Porn Star Stormy Daniels Secretary of Sex
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Next Year March Madness May Become May Madness
LAS VEGAS - (Sports Satire) - The March Madness Rules & Policy Committee has announced that they will be renaming the national basketball extravaganza to The Spring Fling Slam Dunk-a-thon. A representative for the NCAA organization stated that…
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The Star Player For Left Coast College Has Been Sent Home After March Madness Officials Learned That He Tried to Pass Off a Counterfeit $100 Bill
ORLANDO, Florida - (Sports Satire) - The Sports Bet Gazette has just broken the story that a star player for Left Coast College has just been sent back to California, after NCAA March Madness officials learned that he had tried to pass a fake $100 bi…
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The San Antonio Spurs Sign Norway's 19-Year-Old High-Flying, Slam-Dunking Sensation Ingrid Cervinger
SAN ANTONIO, Texas - (Sports Satire) - San Antonio Spurs Coach Gregg Popovich is excited that the Spurs have signed the 19-year-old high-flying, slam-dunking Norwegian sensation, Ingrid Cervinger. The young lady who can literally fly like Superwom…
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An NCAA March Madness Player Caught With Eight Pounds of Aspen Loco Weed In His Suitcase
DAYTON, Ohio - (Sports Satire) - The NCAA March Madness Rules & Policy Committee has just pointed out that the star player with Swamp State College, Jean Jean Cadillac, who wears number 99, has been arrested. March Madness security reported th…
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A 19-Year-Old Norwegian Basketball Player Who Can Dunk As Good As Any NBA Player Gets A Tryout With The San Antonio Spurs
SAN ANTONIO, Texas - (Sports Satire) - One of Coach Gregg Popvich's basketball scouts came across an astoundingly amazing female basketball player in Oslo, Norway. The young lady, who is only 19, can dunk a ball with the ease of any NBA player in…
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The March Madness Rules & Policy Committee Has Prohibited The Bayou State University Team From Participating in The 68-Team Tournament
ORLANDO, Florida - (Sports Satire) - In a move that has shocked many NCAA basketball fans, the March Madness Rules & Policy Committee has prohibited the Bayou State University team from taking part in the 68-team tournament. Bayou State coach…
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The March Madness NCAA Rules & Policy Committee May Prohibit a 7-Foot-4-Inch Transgender Player From Participating In The Basketball Tournament
BIRMINGHAM, Alabama - (Sports Satire) - A transgender center who plays for Land of Cotton University may be prohibited from participating in the March Madness NCAA Basketball Tournament. LCU's Violina Chillwood, who was born Vincent Chillwood, app…
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Sexy Blonde Pole Dancer Claims She Had Sex with 13 Different NBA Players
MANHATTAN – (Sports Satire) - A well-known blonde pole dancer has revealed to Sports Balls Illustrated Magazine, that she horizontally dilly-dallied with 13 professional basketball players, just within the past eight weeks. Jolene Butterwood, 24,…
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Kim Kardashian's NBA Boyfriend Kris Humphries Slam Dunks Her With A Marriage Proposal And She Says "Yes! Yes! Oh Hell Yes!"
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries have been described by Ellen DeGeneres as one of the happiest celebrity couples since Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston first got together. Kim, who is one-third of the infamous Kardashian sisters, and whose most distinctive feature is her humongous ass, has been in a relationship with Kris Humphries, who is a power forward with the New Jersey Ne...
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Jay Leno Says He Wants To Buy The Los Angeles Lakers
LOS ANGELES - Now that Jay Leno is no longer the host of The Tonight Show he has had a lot of time to go out to dinner, attend some concerts, and catch a couple of Los Angeles Lakers games. Leno spoke with Hercules Confetti of Sporting Chance Maga...
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The NBA Says That Since Players Are Getting Taller They Will Be Raising All of The Baskets By 6 Inches
NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - The NBA Regulatory and Policy Making Committee has just decided that since NBA players are getting taller and taller, they have decided to make a change regarding the height of the baskets. The NBA R&PMC, has…
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LeBron James of The Miami Heat Responds To The Gay Rumors
MIAMI - LeBron James was asked about the recent gay rumors that have just surfaced regarding him. He explained to Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance Magazine that he and his fiancée were both shocked beyond belief when the rumor first surfaced...
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Jack Nicholson Explains His Depression
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jack Nicholson has won the Best Actor Academy Award twice and Best Supporting Actor Award once. He has appeared in 64 movies and is worth about $400 million. The noted actor recently sat down with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle T...
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San Antonio Spurs Tim Duncan and Manu Ginobili Warn Tony Parker That If He Comes Near Their Wives They'll Kick Him Back To France
SAN ANTONIO - Tony Parker is by no means the first athlete to cheat on his wife. NBA players like English football (soccer) players are sad to say notorious for their marital transgressions. But in the case of the one who calls himself "Frenchy" h...
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San Antonio Spurs Tim Duncan and Manu Ginobili Warn Tony Parker That If He Comes Near Their Wives They'll Kick Him Back To France
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LeBron James of The Miami Heat Responds To The Gay Rumors
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Sexy Blonde Pole Dancer Claims She Had Sex with 13 Different NBA Players
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The NBA Says That Since Players Are Getting Taller They Will Be Raising All of The Baskets By 6 Inches
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The March Madness NCAA Rules & Policy Committee May Prohibit a 7-Foot-4-Inch Transgender Player From Participating In The Basketball Tournament
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The Shortest Player In The Entire March Madness Tournament Stands 5-Foot-1-Inch And He Can Dunk The Ball Like a 7-Footer
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A List of 10 Things That NCAA March Madness Fans Love About The National Basketball Tournament
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The Reason Why Arkansas A&M University Has Been Disqualified From Entering The March Madness Tournament
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The March Madness Rules & Policy Committee Has Prohibited The Bayou State University Team From Participating in The 68-Team Tournament
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Next Year March Madness May Become May Madness
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Kim Kardashian's NBA Boyfriend Kris Humphries Slam Dunks Her With A Marriage Proposal And She Says "Yes! Yes! Oh Hell Yes!"
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Jack Nicholson Explains His Depression
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Jay Leno Says He Wants To Buy The Los Angeles Lakers
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Trae Young Has Been Given Full Ownership of the New York Knicks, Although It Seems Like He Took It
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A 19-Year-Old Norwegian Basketball Player Who Can Dunk As Good As Any NBA Player Gets A Tryout With The San Antonio Spurs
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The San Antonio Spurs Sign Norway's 19-Year-Old High-Flying, Slam-Dunking Sensation Ingrid Cervinger
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An NCAA March Madness Player Caught With Eight Pounds of Aspen Loco Weed In His Suitcase
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The Star Player For Left Coast College Has Been Sent Home After March Madness Officials Learned That He Tried to Pass Off a Counterfeit $100 Bill
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A March Madness College Is Fined Because of Its Cheerleaders
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The Reason Why Sacajawea State University Has Been Banned From Participating In Future March Madness Tournaments
