Pynongyang, North Korea In shocking news, North Korean dictator continues to remain missing and his picture has started appearing on milk cartons yesterday all over North Korea.
"The problem with having our beloved dictator's picture on milk cartons in the effort to find him is that no one in North Korea can afford to buy milk, even if there was any." Since there is no milk to be sold, North Korean officials have been forced to print Kim's picture on empty milk cartons which does not seem to be having much impact on the vast search for the missing dictator.
"We've looked everywhere for him-his video game room, the whole palace he has devoted to his comic book collection, his favorite treehouse, his whole palace he has devoted to basketball, EVERYWHERE! We don't know where he is.
Though fearing the worst, North Korean leaders admit that Kim, if he wanted to get away from it all, would have the resources to do it. Kim Jong-Un is a multi-billionaire in a country where people never know where their next meal is coming from if there is one.