Written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 22 December 2013

image for The New York Knicks Have Barred Megyn Kelly From Attending Any of Their Games
A FOX News insider says that Megyn is a lipstick addict and dabs on one lipstick per day.

NEW YORK CITY - The New York Knicks have listened to the majority of their fans and they have decided to make a decision regarding a comment recently made by FOX News talking head Megyn Kelly.

Kelly remarked on national television that Santa Claus was white. She refused to apologise saying that she does not make up the news she just reports it.

The New York Knicks organization is the first sports group to respect the wishes of their fans and they have decided to ban Ms. Kelly from attending any Knicks games.

One long time Knicks fan Taylina Felicia Franklin, 59, stated that her grandkids heard the evil FOX woman make that mean spirited remark about Santa Claus.

She said that she had to explain to her nine grandchildren, who range in age from 6 to 10, that Ms. Kelly has to be very mean, heartless, and cruel because that is the only way that she gets ratings points for her network.

Taylina Felicia went on to comment that next Ms. Kelly will probably insist that Aunt Jemina and Uncle Ben are also white.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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