Here are the yesterday's scores from the sports leagues;
Philadelphia Feet 5, Boston Crinkles 3.
Toronto Whatevers 8, Montreal Whoopsies 0.
Moscow Yikes! at Tokyo Mothras (postponed because of Godzilla attack)
Toledo Tinkles 19, Madrid Oles! 17!
Saskatchewan Sinkholes 1.35, Liverpool Brains 1.09
Luxembourg Nostrils 6, London Funny-Walkers 6.
Cairo Polar Bears 3/4, Las Vegas Ripoffs 0.99999999
Los Angeles Kinkys 30, The Vatican Popes 0.
Miami Smellypants 15, Cuba Missiles 2 (Miami forfeited out of fear from missiles).
Paris Pickles 4, Rome Wassamattaforyous 3.
Dallas Salads 9, North Pole Cactuses 5
Hamburg Hotdogs 10, Oxford Pis 3.141592653589793238
Vancouver Zipperheads G, Atlanta Boo-Boos Z.
