President Biden In a Gesture of Goodwill Says He Will Lend Trump 75¢
WASHINGTON D.C. - (Spoof News) - President Biden was laughing as he told the White House Press Corps that he will be lending "Moby The Whale" (Trump) 75¢ toward his legal defense. POTUS did note that he wants to be repaid $3 (icluding interest).
Read full storyDisney Invokes The ‘Don’t Say DeSantis’ Law On Its New Governing Board
Orlando, FL – Donald Duck and Company made Ron DeSantis’s new political appointments look like Huey, Dewey and Louie with their beaks bound and their freaking hands tied behind their backs after stripping them of power before they even assumed any.
Read full storyWhataburger's WhataTamales Are a Mucho Big Hit
CHICAGO - (Spoof News) - The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency has just revealed that the Texas-based Whataburger franchise is having tremendous success with its new Whatburger food item, the WhataTamales. The new food item was developed in Laredo…
Read full storySen. Lindsay "Sidesaddle" Graham Says Trump Needs $91 Million To Pay His Lawyers So He Won't Go to Prison
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Spoof News) - Sen. Lindsay Graham, who is kind of on the Effeminate Side is now begging GOPers and GOPettes to donate money to the new "Keep Our Wonderful, Kind, Non-Pussy Grabber, Non-Nazi, Non-Tax Evader Trump From Going To Pris…
Read full storyEric "Goofy" Trump Says That His Daddy Can't Stop Crying
MAR-A-LAGO - (Spoof Satire) - Reports filtering out of Trump's soon-to-be-ex-complex say that there is lots of quiet, subdued cheering by the working staff going on. One of the cooks said that every one of the MAL (Mar-a-Lago) employees say that t…
Read full storyCheerleader Auditions for Trump’s Perp Walk
Cheerleaders are already auditioning to jump and cheer and wave those pom-poms for when Trump does his perp walk. They’ll be lined up on either side of the courthouse doors as cops lead a fighting Trump out and into a paddy wagon, then the girls s…
Read full storyPolice In Louisiana Arrest A Fortune Teller For Not Telling The Truth
NEW ORLEANS - (Satire News) - Members of the New Orleans Police Department Vice Squad report arresting a Nawlins fortune teller for lying worse than Trump The Lying Pervert. A spokesperson for the NOPD explained that after getting dozens of compla…
Read full storyTrump’s Perp Walk Coming Live … Eventually
Come on, America, how can you trust an ex-president who can’t even tell the truth about his own arrest? Trump said he would be arrested on Tuesday – and he wasn’t! WTF? I missed a basketball game for that exciting television event … that never hap…
Read full storyMan sues psychic who failed to predict how disappointed he would be
A man from Blackpool is taking legal action against a psychic who he claims failed to predict how disappointed he would be with her services. The man, who wishes to remain anonymous, visited the psychic for a reading in hopes of gaining insight i…
Read full storyAn Arrest Warrant Has Been Issued For Donald Trump But The Orange Nutcase Has Gone Into Hiding
LOCATION UNKNOWN - (Spoof Satire) - The FBI's Most Wanted Criminal, aka Trump The Chump, knows full-well that it is just a matter of time before he is arrested and his fat, cellulite-riddled ass in occupying Sing Sing Federal Prison. All throughou…
Read full storyAchmad’s Used Military Surplus and Wholesale Emporium – For All Your Terrorist Needs
Are you in the market for a used Humvee, or perhaps you prefer an anti-aircraft gun, a tank, some mortars or how about tons of crates of machine guns and grenades? Well, look no further, friend, because here at Achmad’s Used Military Surplus and W…
Read full storyThe Whataburger Food Truck Is A Fantastic Success
EAGLE PASS, Texas - (Satire News) - Whataburger is the first fast food franchise to have a traveling food truck. The Whataburger truck is based in the Texas border town of Eagle Pass, which is right across the river from Piedras Negras, Mexico, wh…
Read full storyPutin Rick-rolled by his own marching band at military parade ceremony
In a shocking turn of events at a recent military parade ceremony in Moscow, Vladimir Putin, the Russian dictator, was apparently trolled by his own marching band. According to reports, the band suddenly switched from playing traditional Russian…
Read full storyTrump Indicted: Retains Felix Weatherlimpp, aka Flyface, To Fight Charges
BILLINGSGATE POST: As news broke that a Manhattan grand jury has indicted Donald Trump for the bogus charge of allegedly paying a known fellatio practitioner to shut her mouth, Donald Trump announced that he had retained Felix Weatherlimpp, aka Flyf…
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