Orlando, FL – Donald Duck and Company made Ron DeSantis’s new political appointments look like Huey, Dewey and Louie with their beaks bound and their freaking hands tied behind their backs after stripping them of power before they even assumed any.
So, in a nutshell, Disney Corp maintains authority over virtually everything it had authority over before, save the roads and basic infrastructure. These exceptions, of course, were put in place to allow DeSantis’s people to drive the fuck on and basically infrastruct their asses out of Dodge.
Hit the road Jacks!
When asked to give comment, co-lead Disney counsel Goofy was quoted as saying, “Huh hu-huh huh… Shucks.”
As for co-lead counsel Donald Duck, nobody still knows what the fuck he’s saying. Mickey Mouse couldn’t stop laughing. And Minnie Mouse didn’t comment at all; she just couldn’t stop being there for her mouse man.
And this was the team that beat DeSantis? Well… Oops, I’m sorry. A new Disney law says I can’t say his name, so…
Guv’na?!
