WASHINGTON D.C. - (Spoof News) - President Biden was laughing as he told the White House Press Corps that he will be lending "Moby The Whale" (Trump) 75¢ toward his legal defense.
POTUS did note that he wants to be repaid $3 (icluding interest).
Meanwhile Trump's last friend on the entire planet, Greg "The Swamp Monster" Gutfeld said that so far he has managed to raise a grand total of $24.89 which he will donate to Trump's "Lawyers Fund."
The iNews News Agency has learned that Trump cannot receive any money toward his so called "Lawyers' Fund," due to the fact that he did not pay the $27 needed to first establish a legitimate money fund program. ■
