Come on, America, how can you trust an ex-president who can’t even tell the truth about his own arrest?
Trump said he would be arrested on Tuesday – and he wasn’t! WTF? I missed a basketball game for that exciting television event … that never happened!
Instead, Trump gets indicted on Friday – just in time for the weekend. Okay, I’ll give you that, but if you’re going to show his perp walk on live television, can you pleased let the world know?
Fuck the Oscars – let’s see history in the making. Who wins Best Actor? Best Victim? Best Asshole? The people demand good television! The Oscars won’t be able to brag about the number of people who watch them – the Trump Perp Walk will top that number by millions, maybe billions.
Trump’s Perp Walk!
When is that show on? The world will be watching, and most will be laughing. The MAGA scum won’t – they’ll dredge up Hilary and Biden’s laptop and whatever ‘news’ they can manufacture as the orange goon fights the NYPD … careful, Donny, those New York cops like to mow people down with their cars, so you best come along quietly.
Trump’s Perp Walk … next Monday at 9 a.m. Central. Watch it Live! Catch the fever!
