There were 1,749 spoof news stories published in June 2010. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.
Vuvuzela Found Stuck Up Man's Arse
Medical staff have told how a man was admitted to a Johannesburg hospital this morning with a vuvuzela protruding out of his arse. The local man, who had been blowing his 'horn' at the South Africa v. Uruguay game, had, apparently, been attacked b...
Read full storyThe Snapshots of Miley Cyrus' Vagina Clearly Show She "Can't Be Tamed"
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Miley Cyrus was back at her mansion high in the Hollywood Hills still fuming from the explicit snatchshots that were posted by the blogger to the stars Perez Hilton. Hilton defended the photos saying that (1) Cyrus is a big girl…
Read full storyNew York Nuns Not Happy About Car Getting Towed
A court case jury were today played the controversial tape of a conversation between a group of Nuns and a New York towing company. The case has been brought against NY Auto Removal by the Sisters of Unconditional Love alleging that their car was removed illegally. The Nuns claim that they left their Hyundai outside a bar on a quiet Eastchester side street for a few minutes, and when they c...
Read full storyJustin Bieber's Deal With Devil Revealed!
Talentless suspected transsexual teen traded immortal soul for fleeting fame. Hack teen heartthrob Justin Bieber sold his soul to the Devil in late 2008, say sources close to him. "While there is a standard 'Sell Your Soul for Fleeting Fame' C...
Read full storyMiley Cyrus's Under Age Vagina Flash, A Total Hoax?
Informants inside the Miley Cyrus camp have come forward to expose a hoax perpetrated on the American and world wide fans of the popular singer/actress Miley Cyrus. It appears the entertainer has had an on going grudge against celebrity blogger Pe...
Read full story'Killer Comet' tracking telescope destroyed
A new telescope facility in Hawaii designed to search for asteroids and comets which could threaten Earth has been destroyed in a freak accident. The Pan-STARRS 1 telescope was built primarily to map large portions of the sky each night to track...
Read full storyMiley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato Watch South Africa and Mexico Tie 1-1 In The World Cup Opener
JOHANNESBURG, South Africa - American teen queens Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato flew into Johannesburg's Tarzan and Jane National Airport to catch the opening game of the 2010 FIFA World Cup Finals. The three celebrities sat in The St...
Read full story'Miley Cyrus Vagina Now More Popular Than Britney Spears Vagina' Story Now EXTREMELY Popular
A story published on TheSpoof.com more than eighteen months ago has proved to be the most successful piece of cliterature one of the site's writers has ever written, it's been claimed. The story 'Miley Cyrus Vagina Now More Popular Than Britney Sp...
Read full storyAfter Patrick Stewart, James Corden Sets His Sights On Liam Gallagher
It seems that funny fat bloke out of 'Lesbian Vampire Killers' James Corden, having successfully made Star Trek trooper Patrick Stewart look a bit of a twat, is raising the bar. Apparently he wants to have a go at former Oasis frontman and profess...
Read full storyAmerica's Got Talent: Maricar The Sexy Whip-Cracking Dominatrix Is A Big Hit
LOS ANGELES - Every year on America's Got Talent there is a certain act that really makes the judges sit up and take notice. This year is no exception and the act is Maricar the sexy, whip-cracking dominatrix. The 38-year-old masked beauty certain...
Read full storyMichael Jackson Still Alive? Retired Police Coroner Still Says "That Was Not Michael Jackson!"
In a new book scheduled for release this November, a police coroner is going to make his case that the body he examined was not that of Michael Jackson, unless there were two. Doctor John Holcom once again is telling people his lab results. He...
Read full storyGovernment Cuts: Rebuilding of Stonehenge now in doubt
Hidden among the cuts announced by the government in the last few days is a project that was originally promoted as a key Conservative initiative. The rebuilding of Stonehenge into a fully operational sports stadium was suggested as an important ele...
Read full storyMan With The World's Smallest Penis Gets 10,000 Marriage Proposals
Andy "Handy" Doodler, the man with the world's smallest penis has received over 10,000 marriage proposals after several websites and tabloids did a story on him. Doodler, from Santa Fe, New Mexico, had stated in the article that he had been practi...
Read full storyGuardian's Lost in Showbiz Editor, Marina Hyde, gets Lost in Showbiz
Marina Hyde,(61) prolific journalist and editor of Friday's popular Guardian G2 section 'Lost in Showbiz' column, has, unfortunately found herself, lost in showbiz. Surrounding herself continuously with footballers, music celebrities, TV presente...
Read full storySurvey Of Prostitutes Reveals Arabs Have The Smallest Dicks
We all know it isn't black men. Even though they are the but of jokes, it turns out that it isn't Japanese men. It also isn't tribal pygmies. A survey of prostitutes in fifteen cities around the world reveals that it is Arabic men who have the w...
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth offers Wayne Rooney a knighthood!
Enter Sir Wayne Rooney, the Queen has decided to give him a knighthood for his devoted services to Queen and country! Elizabeth, now entering a slightly demented phase in her life followed England's misfortunes on the telly against the old enemies...
Read full storyFirst in a Series: H&R Block General Counsel Gets The F--k out of Dodge
H&R Block today reported that the company is initiating a search for a new general counsel after its current top attorney, Brian "The Scapegoat" Woram, will get the f--k out of Dodge as of July 2 for a "new leadership opportunity." Since joini...
Read full storyLindsay Lohan Says Miley Cyrus Should Be Ashamed Of Herself For Showing Off Her Vagina In Public
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Lindsay Lohan took a trip down to Cabo San Lucas, Baja California. She said that she had to get away from all of the fakeness, conceit, and arrogance that is Hollywood. Lohan said that she also wanted to take a break from...
Read full storyVuvuzela horns to be banned - South African World Cup
The 'angry bee' sound of the traditional south African Vuvuzela horn is said to be driving visiting fans, players and even the referee to distraction. One English fan said "What's wrong with these people. I can't hear myself think. Where's the che...
Read full storyTheSpoof.com Changes Focus, Now It's a Religious Site
Readers of TheSpoof.com were shocked this past week to see the number of articles about nuns on the website. They'll be seeing many more, along with ones about priests, rabbis, ministers and other religious figures, according to Mark Lowton, owner a...
Read full storySome People Don't Hate Us, NYC Rats Say
Like their human counterparts, New York City rats are both bold and clever. That was proven this week, when the rats took steps in damage control after there was some press about new ways to handle rodent infestation in the subway. The little creatu...
Read full storyiPhone 4 - perfect for 'missed calls'
The latest generation Apple iPhone 4 has been officially revealed to have the most serious problem of any iPhone released to date. The new iPhone 4 was meant to be the pinnacle of telephone technology, boasting more features than a feature packed...
Read full storyAmanda Knox to Joran van der Sloot: "Sorry, Dude, You're F***d!"
Convicted Sex Slasher Amanda Knox doing soft time in Italy under the watchful eye of her mentor Silvio Berlusconi, sent a twitter of condolence to Serial Sociopath Joran van der Sloot upon hearing he had confessed to another murder and might be jaile...
Read full storyPorn Star Stephen Clancy Hill Chopped Off Penis Before Death
News just breaking is that porn star and killer Stephen Clancy Hill, who today killed himself, chopped off his own penis and ate it before committing suicide. Hill, who performed under the stage name Steve Driver, last week murdered colleague, Tom...
Read full storyMiley's Upskirt Photo Was Faked! She Was Really Wearing Little Mermaid Panties
Perez Hilton has admitted that his upskirt photo of Miley Cyrus was faked. The picture, which was posted with her crotch pixilated to hide "her goodies," actually showed Miley wearing panties. Hilton says that he posted it as a joke. The better...
Read full storyMiley Cyrus Vagina To Be Open To Public From Tomorrow
The overwhelming success over the last few days of the Miley Cyrus Vagina stories on the satirical news website TheSpoof.com, have prompted the superstar to announce that, from tomorrow, the public will be allowed to visit the vagina, and to have a w...
Read full storyEmma Watson Will Not Appear Naked In Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows
Contrary to rumour, actress Emma Watson will not be appearing naked in either of the two part Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows movies. The climax of the Harry Potter series, which sees Harry come face to face with Voldemort, his arch enemy, do...
Read full storyThe Sickest, Stupidest Contestant To Ever Appear On America's Got Talent Is Jeremy "The Genital Daredevil" Kinison
HOLLYWOOD - America's Got Talent has just entered into its fifth season and we can safely say that we have just witnessed without a doubt a person who is the sickest, stupidest contestant to ever set foot on the AGT performing stage. The fellas na...
Read full storyPolice called to Big Brother House: Dave Vaughan accused of inciting Rachael hatred
Yes, it's Big Brother 11, and Beyoncé-wannabe Rachael White is the first housemate to be evicted. However, the dismissal is controversial, and today the Police were called in to investigate the role of another contestant, Dave Vaughn, in the evictio...
Read full storyJustin Bieber: Lady Gaga Is A Guy
Teen heartthrob, Justin Bieber, often accused of being a girl, claims that Lady Gaga is a man. "She...He came on to me at a party", Bieber told a started press conference. "I mean, he was right there with his arm around me and I know." Bieber,...
Read full storyBritney Spears Says She's Tired of Miley Cyrus Copying Her "Beaver Shots" Style
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Britney Spears received the reputation of being #1 when it came to exposing her most intimate body part (i.e. her p*ssy). Brit got to where she could not get out of a car without showing off her cute little hairless biscuit.
Read full storyBritney Spears and Lindsay Lohan Are Highly Pissed Off At Miley Cyrus For Upstaging Their Vaginas
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Britney Spears' hair stylist, Fu Fu LaChance, has stated that Ms. Spears is fit to be tied at the fact that her crotch cookie has been upstaged by Miley Cyrus's crotch cookie. LaChance said that when Britney saw the photos of Mil...
Read full storyFour North Korean Soccer Team Players Missing, More to Follow
Four players on the North Korean Soccer Team have gone missing. They were unaccounted for on Friday when they failed to show up for practice. Rumors are swirling that the missing team members have defected and are seeking political asylum in the...
Read full storyRobert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Announce That "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse" Will Be Shown In 5-D
HOLLYWOOD - Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have both let the cat out of the bag and the producers of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse are not at all happy. Pattinson and Stewart announced on The Oprah Winfrey Show that the latest edition of the va...
Read full storyLady Gaga Addresses Those Persistent Hermaphrodite Rumors
NEW YORK CITY - Noted singer Lady Gaga says she cannot decide whether she is a New York Mets fan or a New York Yankees fan. Speaking to reporters in the parking lot outside of Yankee Stadium Gaga was asked if there is something in the crotch of he...
Read full storyDanielle Staub's Sex Tape Co-Star: Please Don't Tell Anyone I Banged Her!
The man whose meat whistle is prominently featured poking the cervix of Real Housewives Of New Jersey "star" Danielle Staub has implored the film's distributor not to reveal his identity. "Please, no one can know I was with her," said the anonymo...
Read full storyJustin Bieber, Without Syphilis, To Appear On Vampire Diaries
Just in case you haven't been able to find out anything about Justin Bieber because of all the false syphilis rumors all over the internet, the is good news for his fans. But first the rumor, because that was what it turned out to be. "It see...
Read full storyKate Plus 8 : Kate Returns And Takes The Kids To Sea Cove Where She Gets Bit By A Penguin
READING, Pennsylvania - After having her reality show Jon and Kate Plus 8 cancelled, divorcing Jon, and making a complete fool of herself on Dancing With The Stars, Kate Gosselin, alias King Kate is back, $7,000 hair extensions and all. And that i...
Read full storyPhrases into 1950's Nottingham Slang Definition
Our intrepid Reporter, Skoda Estelle driving Inchcock Chambers recalls his memories of the unique speech patterns, inflections, and choice of words used by his fellow Nottinghamians: Go away - Geroff What would you like? - Wodayowant? In trouble with the teacher - Yer inferitnar A friend - Mate, chum or mucker Would you like to engage with me in fisticuffs? - Purumup! Do yo...
Read full storyTwilight's Taylor Lautner Arrested!
A very surprised Taylor Lautner was handcuffed and taken away by police while with the crew of Twilight Eclipse Tuesday morning. "What am I being arrested for?", requested the actor. But the police officers would only read him his rights. Appea...
Read full storyThe Twilight Saga: Eclipse - Behind The Scenes With Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart
HOLLYWOOD - The stars of the new vampire motion picture, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart appeared on The Oprah Winfrey Show, but under the condition that she would not ask them any personal questions about their roman...
Read full storyTush! Miley Cyrus' Vagina Rubbed Up Wrong Way By Brass Rubbing Group!
Britney Spears wannabe Miley Cyrus has been courting notoriety recently, writes Ophelia Ladygarden, Bearded Clam Correspondent. She has shed the family-friendly bland tween bimbette image created as a platform for her Hannah Montana non-character...
Read full storyNude Celebrity Pics Website Goes Tits Up
Previously popular nude celebrity pictures website www,whoeveryouwantstarkbollocknaked.con has reported an alarming downturn in internet subscribers and is lowering subscription rates to $0.25 a month as it struggles through the recession. The web...
Read full storyThe Los Angeles Lakers Are The World Champions - Kobe Bryant's Wife Vanessa Gets The Game Ball
LOS ANGELES - The Los Angeles Lakers defeated the Boston Celtics 83-79 to capture their 16th NBA world championship title. Kobe Bryant did not do to well at the beginning of the game and he blamed it on his broken right index finger. He said that...
Read full storyKeanu Reeves Jailed for DUI, Giving Fake Name as "Chris Klein"
Monosyllabic alleged closet-case Keanu Reeves was released from a Van Nuys, CA jail where he was charged with Driving Under the Influence, and Criminal Impersonation, following an early morning arrest. Police sources say that Reeves was seen drivi...
Read full storyBuzz Aldrin: "I was the first man to wank on the moon"
Buzz Aldrin has lived for the last 40 years with the knowledge that he was only the second man to walk on the moon, after fellow astronaut Neil Armstrong. But in an exclusive interview with "Jizz" magazine, the monthly journal about masturbation, he...
Read full storyMiley Cyrus Paid Perez Hilton to Post Indecent Photo
Lost Angeles, CA - The smoke has finally cleared surrounding the "no panties" picture of Miley Cyrus that had the internet buzzing for a solid week. Perez Hilton was attacked from all sides, even by Miley Cyrus, who called him an idiot on the Ryan Se...
Read full storyAnna Chapman - Sexy Secret Agent
So far, information regarding Anna Chapman - arrested this week in the USA on Espionage charges - has been sketchy at best. Which is pretty much what you'd expect from a spy. Here at Skoob News, we have managed to establish that she was born in Ru...
Read full storyMiley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Taylor Swift Record The Song "Say Dude Can I Toot Your Vuvuzela?"
SAN FRANCISCO - Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Taylor Swift had just finished performing a benefit concert at the famed Cow Patty Palace when they were asked about the song project they have been working on. The trio was performing a concert to be...
Read full storyEmma Watson to appear in new Porn Venture - Hairy Potter and the River of Jizz
In a bizarre twist, British actress Emma Watson (41) is to abandon her innocence and cash in the on the growing tidal waves of masculine lust flooding the globe, by appearing in kids entertainment conglomerate Sidney's inaugural step into the lucrati...
Read full storyCristiano Ronaldo: "I'm better than Messi"
Real Madrid and Portugese winger Cristiano Ronaldo insists 'Lionel Messi is the most overrated player ever to grace a football pitch.' The Portugese superstar believes he is better, and has apparent hard evidence to back this up. "Just take a l...
Read full storyBrenda Song and Justin Bieber To Star In A Commercial For The New Candy Named Vuvuzela Balls
MANHATTAN - Teen sensations Brenda Song and Justin Bieber have agreed to appear in a commercial for the new candy called Vuvuzela Balls. The bite size sweet morsels taste a little bit like M&Ms except more chocolaty, shell-less, and a little b...
Read full storyMark Croft: I'll show Kerry Katona sex tapes to judge
Ex-Atomic Kitten, and ex-face of Iceland, Kerry Katona pleaded with ex-husband, Mark Croft, not to show the world the naughty sex tapes that he made during their time together. The two are engaged in a bitter custody battle for their children, and...
Read full storyManchester United sign Emile Heskey
Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson has yet again shocked the world by making which some call the shrewdest of shrewd buying. He has picked up Emile Heskey at an extremely low price of 23 million pounds. "I am very happy to be at a club th...
Read full storyBritish TV Presenter Kristy Gallacher Poses Nude For PlayGent Magazine
LONDON - British TV Presenter Kristy Gallacher, who only five months ago had a baby, has graced the glossy pages of PlayGent Magazine. The stunning 34-year-old beauty is one of the best looking lookers in Great Britain's TV presenting business.
Read full storyTwitter Birds Chased by a Fox, Tweets Delayed
Users of Twitter, the social networking service, were disappointed to see a service delay recently. Many panicked. They needed to send and receive their messages (tweets)! Up to this point, the true cause of the problem remained a mystery. Bu...
Read full storyAmerican Idol's Crystal Bowersox Says Her Relationship With Lee DeWyze Is Heating Up Fast!
FLAGSTAFF, Arizona - Crystal Bowersox was in Arizona with her baby visiting the Grand Canyon before it gets boarded up as per President Obama's Special Presidential Order. Bowersox, who came in second behind the winner Lee DeWyze, was asked how th...
Read full storyStripper Bubbles LaRue Inherits Gary Coleman's Estate
Provo, Utah - A Utah attorney has come forward and claimed that Gary Coleman had a will naming an old friend as executor of his estate, meaning his parents don't have a say in how his body or his estate will be disposed of. Coleman had the will dr...
Read full storyWills and Harry caught petting big Botswana pussy
Botswana - (Fluffy Mess): The pair were caught on camera caressing a Gaborone cougar at the Mokolodi nature reserve today. Wills looked flushed with excitement as the cheetah began purring ecstatically when the Prince ruffled its fur and probed it...
Read full storyThe Mask of ZooZoo
Long long ago, how long ago, I really do not know, you all must have heard about Zoro and his Mask. But this time (at 23:03 hrs) I wish to share a new story called as The Mark of ZooZoo. ZooZoo is a man who always wanted to create history. He wanted to put his mark on human history. To achieve this he read a lot. He was finally convinced with the mask of Zoro. He was inspired and started con...
Read full storyMegan Fox Character Killed Off In Transformers 3
Michael Bay is in the driver's seat on this one and, as earlier reported, he is bringing in a replacement for Megan Fox because of her calling him such lovable names as Hitler and Genghis Khan. So revenge will be sweet as it has now been reported...
Read full storyLocal Writer Botches Miley Cyrus Vagina Story Costing TheSpoof! Gobs of Valuable Readers
TheSpoof! -- In a development rarely seen on the pages of TheSpoof!, a well respected and beloved writer completely bombs his first attempt at a simple vagina story, and hasn't been heard from since. "My God," Spoof! fellow writer, funwithwords [f...
Read full storyObama Head Injury Covered Up by Secret Service
WASHINGTON DC - An incident report stating that President Obama had been "threatened" about 10 weeks after being sworn into office may have had "omissions." A Secret Service spokesman stated, "a more accurate description of the event would be to the...
Read full storyMiley Cyrus Reveals Her New Ear Tattoo But Refuses To Reveal Her Vagina Tattoo
LOS ANGELES - After a whirlwind concert tour of Britain that took her to London, Lancaster, Coventry, Portsmouth, and Upper Tooting, "Smiley" Miley is glad to be back on the Left Coast. Cyrus seems to garner more headlines than Brobama, "Trigger F...
Read full storyBaseball Bat Sized WMD XXX Vibrators Intercepted By Home Land Security
Home Land Security Czar, Janet Napolitano, announced today that her agents had uncovered a plot to import Weapons of Male Dysfunction disguised as baseball bat vibrators. In a briefing from her Washington office she described the cache of vibrators a...
Read full storyAmerica's Got Talent: Comedian Doogie Horner Heckles The Entire Audience and Comes Out on Top
NEW YORK CITY - They say that New York audiences are hell on comedians, and the audience on America's Got Talent certainly did nothing to disprove that axiom. A 30-year-old graphic designer Doogie Horner strutted out onto the AGT stage looking lik...
Read full storyClaudia Schiffer Sends The German World Cup Soccer Team Nude 8 By 10 Glossies
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Claudia Schiffer regarded as one of the world's top supermodels has sent the German National soccer team two dozen nude 8 by 10 glossies of herself. Schiffer, who was born in Rheinberg, Germany said that she just wanted to do som...
Read full storyJustin Bieber, Cheryl Cole, and Lady Gaga To Perform at The Halftime of The World Cup Soccer Game Between North Korea and The Ivory Coast
LOS ANGELES - Justin Bieber was having lunch at a local Jack-in-The-Box when he received a text message from his manager. He was informing him that the president of North Korea Kim Jong Il had just offered him 10 million Wons [$698,913 U.S.] to p...
Read full storyGot a Secret? Don't Share It with an iPad
At least that's what Kindles (Amazon's electronic readers considered, in some quarters, to be rivals of iPads) advised when it was revealed this week that some iPad users had some of their data leaked. Head Kindle Hedda was quick to comment. "...
Read full storyShakira's World Cup Song "Waka Waka" Has Just Surpassed Justin Biebers #1 Hit "Scratch My Little Nads"
JOHANNESBURG, South Africa - A spokesperson for Global Records has just stated that the official World Cup Games song "Waka Waka" has just made it to number one. Shakira sings the song which was co-written by American Idol's Kara DioGuardi and 50s...
Read full storyBlonde Bikini Bimbos Flock To Louisiana Beaches After Governor Declares Them "Self-Oiling"
In an attempt to recapture some of the dwindling tourist trade, the Governor of the state of Louisiana has begun a new ad campaign. Instead of saying the the state's beaches are polluted due to the BP oil crisis, they are advertised as being "self-o...
Read full storyJustin Bieber Is Not At All Happy About His Mommy Showing Her Tata's In PlayGuy Magazine
ATLANTA - Mrs. Pattie Lynn Mallette aka Justin Bieber's "Mommy" says that she has been offered $50,000 to show her boobs in PlayGuy Magazine. The 34-year-old mom says that she is thrilled, honored, and flattered as the absolute dickens to be asked...
Read full storyAmerica's Got Talent Season Premier: David Hasselhoff Out - Howie Mandel In
LOS ANGELES - America's Got Talent kicked off its fifth season and judge David "The Brewmaster" Hasselhoff was nowhere to be seen. And sitting in the Hoff's chair was Howie "Don't Touch Me Bro" Mandel. Howie apparently made a pretty good deal for...
Read full storyMiley Cyrus, Cheryl Cole, Megan Fox To Remove Clothing For Charity
Some of today's beauties are undressing before the cameras and it's for a good cause. These include, as of today, Miley Cyrus, Cheryl Cole and Megan Fox. Also participating in the charity include Christana Ricci, Kylie Minoque and others are signi...
Read full storyMan With The World's Smallest Penis In Playgirl!
Andy "Handy" Doodler, the man with the world's smallest penis, was really celebrating at Curley's Bar Saturday night in Knoxville, Tennessee. "Drinks are on the house, ladies and gents, I'm celebrating!" "You mean you're celebrating having th...
Read full storyElin Woods Clubs Tiger's Balls
A very upset Elin Nordegren Woods apparently used a Big Bertha driver on Tiger Woods late last night, after he tried to get custody of their kids by telling social workers that he was on a chemical castration drug and that he would be staying with th...
Read full storyShakira To Sing The Official World Cup Soccer Song "Waka Waka"
JOHANNESBURG, South Africa - The Colombian belly dancing firecracker Shakira will be singing the official 2010 FIFA World Cup Soccer song. The song which is entitled "Waka Waka" was co-written by Kara DioGuardi and Neil Sedaka. The song tells t...
Read full storyJennifer Aniston Begs Brad Pitt To Please, Please, Please Leave Angelina Jolie And Return To Her
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Jennifer Aniston was vacationing in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico when she was asked about her love life by a reporter for The Baja California Mucho Gusto News. Aniston told the reporter identified as Francisco Sausalito, that it...
Read full storyMiley Cyrus Won't Sue Perez Hilton Over Upskirt Shot
Miley Cyrus has stated that she will not press charges or go to court over pics published by Perez Hilton on his site. "They were bogus anyway, but I let him sweat it out for awhile, since I am under age", stated Cyrus. "He's already being punish...
Read full storyIt's a Bird, It's a Plane, It's . . .
. . . a car? Well, sort of. It's actually a plane AND a car. It's called the Terrafugia, the flying car, and it may actually be on the market next year. Spoof reporter Gail Farrelly has gotten access to company records, which identify four specific groups being targeted as potential customers: 1. Celebs, who often have to make a quick getaway from the paparazzi. No longer will there...
Read full storyRangers bought by Celtic FC
In Scotland today, reports are circulating that the debt-ridden Glasgow Rangers have been bought by bitter rivals Glasgow Celtic. On the clubs official website Chairman David Murray has stated; 'this is in the best interests of not only Glasgow Ra...
Read full storyiPhone 4 recall - but only for left handers
Rumors have astounded the telecommunications world today following the understanding that all cool new iPhone 4 phones bought by left-handed customers are to be recalled. It has been alleged that when held in the left hand, the iPhone 4 gradually...
Read full storyKate Gosselin and Joran van der Sloot Tapped for Tarantino Remake of 'Death be not Proud!'
Follywood is abuzz with the electric news that Master of Gore, Quentin Tarintino has cast Kate Gosselin and Joran van der Sloot as the leads in the remake of John Gunther's heroic novel "Death Be Not Proud' along with his promise of a new and hor...
Read full storyAdam Lambert, Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber - The new head, face and vagina of well known razor blade brand
The razor blade company who promised their product was the best a man could get have recruited three of America's brightest young stars to promote their latest one hundred blade razor. Adam Lambert, Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber are set to replace...
Read full storyNude photos really sucked sobs Vanessa Hudgens
Hollywood - (Reuterus & Naked Ass Mess): The doe-eyed twenty one year-old High School Musical star blames cyber-oglers for a lurid mudslinging campaign about her fantastic nude online shots. These surfaced in 2007 and were immediately implicat...
Read full storySir Patrick Stewart Admits He Has A Fetish About James Corden's Belly
LONDON - Sir Patrick Stewart tried to be cute and poke fun at James Corden's belly but the attempt backfired on the bald headed bloke who thinks he resides in Buckingham Palace. Stewart appearing on The Glamour Awards Show was presenting an award...
Read full storyMiley Cyrus Can't Be Tamed
Walt Disney Company chiefs are likely to be concerned about the behaviour of one of their stars, children's entertainer Miley Cyrus (writes Olivia Sudden, "The Dirty Dish Who Really Dishes The Dirt That Won't Wash Even In The Dishwasher"). Cyrus...
Read full storyRobert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Love The World Cup Bees
Team Twilight teen heart-throbs Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart seem delighted that the World Cup has begun in South Africa, writes Walter Kenneth Winterbottom-Wolstenholme, Association Football and Apiology Correspondent. According to a sour...
Read full storySepp Blatter on goal-line technology: "It's fine the way it is"
Sepp Blatter, head of the FIFA, the world soccer body, has announced that there is no need for goal-line technology, even after Frank Lampard's goal for England in the world cup went unseen by the Uruguayan officials. "Es ist gut die wie es ist,"...
Read full storyMiley Cyrus' Vagina "Left a Bad Taste in Her Mouth," Says Justin Bieber
The moist canal extending from Miley Cyrus' labia minora to her uterus nearly dried up this morning when the dancing starlet was informed that it had become a staple at The World's Largest Penis and Vagina Outlet, said Justin Bieber. "She was pre...
Read full storyJustin Bieber Says He Received A Very Flirty Text Message From American Idol's Siobhan Magnus
SELMA, Alabama - Justin Bieber performed to a sell out crowd of 40,000 at Selma's Cotton Balls Coliseum. Afterwards he was asked how his concert tour of the Old South is going. The Canadian born Bieber remarked that it is going great and added tha...
Read full storyJustin Bieber, Brenda Song, and Demi Lovato To Star In "The Teenage Hotties Vs. The Vuvuzela Vampires"
HOLLYWOOD - Noted Italian Producer Benigo Luigi Montemarciano has just stated that he will soon begin production on his latest motion picture entitled, The Teenage Hotties Vs. The Vuvuzela Vampires. The film will star Justin Bieber, Brenda Song, a...
Read full storyJesse James Says Sandra Bullock Kissing Scarlett Johansson On The Mouth Proves She's A Lesbianite
LONG BEACH, California - Jesse James was sitting in his office watching the MTV Movie Awards Show with Skittles Valentine, one of his tattooed cycle chicks. Suddenly he saw his wife Sandra go up on stage to receive an award for Maintaining Proper...
Read full storyNBA News: Christina Aguilera Has Just Been Banned From Ever Performing or Appearing In Boston
BOSTON - The city known as "Beantown" has just issued a city proclamation stating that pop singer Christina Aguilera will not be allowed to perform anywhere in the city of Boston ever again. The proclamation was issued due to the fact that Ms. Agu...
Read full storyBritney Spears' Accused of Molesting Her Long Time Bodyguard
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Long time Britney Spears bodyguard Fernando Flores, 57, [pronounced FLOWERS] is claiming that the blonde songstress made unwelcome advances and unwanted come on's towards him while the two were alone. Flores, who insists that he i...
Read full storyDogs Now Allowed To Live in Some U.S. College Dorms
Dogs all over the country were shocked when they read about this in their newspapers. For many of them, it was not good news. For example, Fido, a New York cocker spaniel, said, "It shouldn't be assumed that we all want to go to college." He...
Read full storyBig Brother 2010 Promises To Be Most Controversial Yet
Big Brother 2010 opens tonight, and promises to be the most controversial and exciting edition yet. Like all the other Big Brothers before it. Including the Z-List celebrity version. So here we go again - Davina McCall in her best shouty voice run...
Read full storyJustin Bieber Says That He Would Love To Date Miley Cyrus
TULSA, Oklahoma - Justin Bieber performed at a sold out concert in Tulsa's Sooner or Later Arena and received the greatest ovation of his young career. The applause was so deafening that many of the audience members said that they could not even h...
Read full story"I want my Life Back" says BP CEO Tony Hayward
In a closing remark at a press conference over the Memorial Day weekend, Tony Hayward, CEO of the Bp Corporation declared, "I want my life back." Reaction was immediate across the USA as tens of thousands gathered to mourn the loss of Tony Hayward's...
Read full storyMiley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato To Record Kelly Clarkson's Big Hit "I Thought I Heard Him Say Suck It, My Bad"
SAN FRANCISCO - The trio of teen queens was in the "City By The Bay" visiting the historic Alcatraz Federal Prison. Miley said that her father, Billy Ray Cyrus, knew several men who had actually been incarcerated in the prison out in the middle of Sa...
Read full storyRush Limbaugh Kills New Wife's Puppy!
Rush Limbaugh's fourth marriage has gotten off to a rocky start after only a little over a week. Apparently he has killed his new wife's puppy that his brother, David, had given her for the occasion of their marriage. "Stupid David had to give her...
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