Written by Buck E Filbert

Thursday, 24 June 2010

image for Miley Cyrus's Under Age Vagina Flash, A Total Hoax?
Perez Hilton Seduced by Paris Hilton's "Mad Scientist Genius"

Informants inside the Miley Cyrus camp have come forward to expose a hoax perpetrated on the American and world wide fans of the popular singer/actress Miley Cyrus.

It appears the entertainer has had an on going grudge against celebrity blogger Perez Hilton. Hilton has written some, "not so complimentary", articles about the songstress over the last few years. In retaliation Miley enlisted the help of her older and wiser friends, Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian and Lindsay Lohan, together the four cooked up an insidious, diabolical scheme to lure the infuriating blogger into a situation that could likely land Perez in the slammer for a lengthy stay.

Knowing good and well Perez could not resist a good flashing shot Miley went to the set with (click to see details on the underware) flesh colored panties that were silk screened with female private parts printed on the outside of them.

This rather simple trick was the bait, a music video taping was the stage, and a photograph of what appeared to be Miley's privates, leaked to the right person, was the hook, the temptation was irresistable to Perez Hilton, he blogged the picture of what appeared to be a flashing Miley Cyrus when in reality it was a simple silk screened illusion. Hook, line and sinker, he fell into the trap laid out by the mad scientists of publicity manipulation.

Authorities are currently debating if Perez should be put up on charges of child pornography and lude and lascivious conduct.

When contacted by this reporter all involved declined comment.

The moral of this story is..Every picture tells a story, don't it?

From the corner of Sunset and Vine in beautiful downtown Hollywood

Buck E Filbert

Somewhere thinkin....

"If God had meant for us to be naked, we'd have been born that way."


The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Miley Cyrus

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