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Wednesday, 16 June 2010

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In a new book scheduled for release this November, a police coroner is going to make his case that the body he examined was not that of Michael Jackson, unless there were two.

Doctor John Holcom once again is telling people his lab results.

He claims, in the book as he did right after Jackson's 'death' that the DNA of the man there at the police morgue was not the same as the old DNA from Michael's comb hair that had been brought to him by one of the Jackson family.

In a recent interview, Holcum stated that the same person had brought hair samples from several members of the family and that the evidence showed that all were in the same family except for the 'Michael Jackson' he examined, who's DNA was completely different.

"The only thing I can figure out is that somewhere back when Michael was going through all those changes in appearance, a double was hired to take his place."

"Perhaps that's why he kept putting off shows the last few years", stated Dr. Holcom.

Fans of Jackson say that something had changed several years back, especially after his marriage to Lisa Marie.

After that, this "Michael Jackson" began acting noticeably different.

So where is Jackson?

Perhaps everything will come out now, especially when the DNA evidence says THIS is not the same Michael Jackson of 15 years ago!

Or perhaps a man who spent a lot of years with the police force wants a great retirement gift.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Michael Jackson

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