Lady Gaga Addresses Those Persistent Hermaphrodite Rumors

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Sunday, 20 June 2010


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NEW YORK CITY - Noted singer Lady Gaga says she cannot decide whether she is a New York Mets fan or a New York Yankees fan.

Speaking to reporters in the parking lot outside of Yankee Stadium Gaga was asked if there is something in the crotch of her underwear that she would like to maybe talk about.

She smiled and asked if the reporter was referring to her mini-winky wink. The reporter replied that he was. Gaga giggled and said that she has no idea why everyone makes such a big deal about the fact that she possesses both a bikini taco (wonky wonk) and a diddly dipper (wiggle widget).

Lady Gaga says that even if she had a penis the size of Ron Jeremy's, her voice would still sound just as pretty. And she added if she had a gigantic vagina like the one that Gabourney Sidibe has, her voice would still be as pitch perfect as it is.

Gaga said that she does not want to waste anymore time talking about her dual organs. She said that people have stopped talking about Jamie Lee Curtis and her ambiguous gender rumors.

She then added that a lot of people have even stopped talking about Richard Simmons and the fact that he has a penis, a vagina, and a working udder.

Simmons denies it saying that in order for it to be called a working udder it would have to produce milk which it does not and has not for at least the past 25 years.

In a non-related story. Country singer LeAnn Rimes says that thanks to her husband-stealing, home-wrecking ways she now has enough material for her next country music album.

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