Cristiano Ronaldo: "I'm better than Messi"

Funny story written by Mas

Tuesday, 29 June 2010

Real Madrid and Portugese winger Cristiano Ronaldo insists 'Lionel Messi is the most overrated player ever to grace a football pitch.'

The Portugese superstar believes he is better, and has apparent hard evidence to back this up.

"Just take a look at the World Cup. I captained my side to a 7-0 victory last week or something. If anyone else was the captain we would have lost. I even scored a goal."

Lionel Messi, although yet to score, has played very well in this World Cup, but Ronaldo insists otherwise.

"How has he played well? He has not scored a goal. He has no skills, he just runs past people."

Messi has been dubbed the next Maradona, however Ronaldo always has an answer.

"Maradona isn't even that good! He is a cheating fat-ass prick. He's not even on the Classic 11 on Fifa for fucks sake! I am the best in the world, I am the best ever!"

Lionel Messi scored 47 goals in 53 appearances for his club Barcelona.

"That's only because I am getting settled at Real. I will be scoring about 50 goals a season soon! Anyway, most of those 'goals' were tap ins. He cannot score free kicks, he has not scored one!"

Ronaldo will be in action against Spain in just a few minutes. Who is better?

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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