Written by Mas

Tuesday, 29 June 2010

Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson has yet again shocked the world by making which some call the shrewdest of shrewd buying. He has picked up Emile Heskey at an extremely low price of 23 million pounds.

"I am very happy to be at a club this big. I just hope Fergie knows who I am. I'm sick of people thinking I'm Andy Cole."

At to which point, Fergie replied "oh shit."

Heskey, who has been dubbed the goal machine has played for many low key clubs in his past, and he believes this will really test him.

Sir Alex Ferguson has been quoted saying "next year we will win the league. The thought of Heskey and Berbatov leading the line is mouth-watering."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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