Nude photos really sucked sobs Vanessa Hudgens

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Wednesday, 30 June 2010

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Upstaged by those publicity-starved Marchant twins...

Hollywood - (Reuterus & Naked Ass Mess): The doe-eyed twenty one year-old High School Musical star blames cyber-oglers for a lurid mudslinging campaign about her fantastic nude online shots.

These surfaced in 2007 and were immediately implicated in branding the starlet as a posterchild for Disney corruption.

An interview in this week's iconic GlamorPuss! magazine says Hudgens was really shocked when the competition hotted up with the publication of rival naked pics of Big Brother's the Marchant Twins.

These were rolled out to coincide with media reports that Sam and Amanda Marchant's naked, auto-erotic internet pics pushed her own starkers imagery into oblivion.

Apparently Hudgens' boyfriend Zac Efron was also caught downloading the Marchant Twins sex video diary, sending Vanessa apoplectic with rage.

Miley Cyrus has an online virus.

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