Buzz Aldrin has lived for the last 40 years with the knowledge that he was only the second man to walk on the moon, after fellow astronaut Neil Armstrong. But in an exclusive interview with "Jizz" magazine, the monthly journal about masturbation, he revealed that he did manage another first.
"I was there in my spacesuit," he said, "trying to walk on the moon, when I got this huge boner. You know, I'd been stuck in that spaceship for three days and we don't really have any privacy so I hadn't had a wank at all. My balls were absolutely bursting! So I bounced round to the back of the lander where Neil couldn't see me, and I knocked one out.
"It didn't take long, and it really messed up the inside of my suit, but luckily we weren't on the moon for long, so I didn't have to walk around with it. But yes, I was the first man to wank on the moon."
