Wills and Harry caught petting big Botswana pussy

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Tuesday, 15 June 2010

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Who you calling a cougar, eh?

Botswana - (Fluffy Mess): The pair were caught on camera caressing a Gaborone cougar at the Mokolodi nature reserve today.

Wills looked flushed with excitement as the cheetah began purring ecstatically when the Prince ruffled its fur and probed its gently snarling orifices.

Harry meanwhile grinned feebly at a wriggly garter snake that came over on William's plane following yesterday's Order of the Garter ceremony in Windsor Castle.

The royal lads are on yet another foreign freebie ahead of a grace and favor World Cup beano organised by the FA.

Their visit to the Mokolodi Centre, near a 4,500-hectare naturist reserve in Maun, is part of the scheduled trip which the brothers kicked off by going commando to acclimatise themselves to the rigors of imminent African nudity.

Girlfriends Chelsy Davy and Kate Middleton have been dumped onto the cucumber sandwich brigade at Royal Ascot.

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