Written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 10 June 2010

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German soccer team member Holger Badstuber practicing in a park near his home.

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Claudia Schiffer regarded as one of the world's top supermodels has sent the German National soccer team two dozen nude 8 by 10 glossies of herself.

Schiffer, who was born in Rheinberg, Germany said that she just wanted to do something in order to boost the morale of her fellow countrymen as they enter their quest to capture the World Cup title.

At first Claudia said she thought about baking the team three German Chocolate Cakes. But she said that her husband Seal convinced her that they would probably appreciate the nude photos a little bit more.

Germany is scheduled to play against Australia on June 13, in Durban, South Africa's Poison Darts Stadium.

Ms. Schiffer told the sports media that she sent the German coach Joachim "Lowenbrau" Low one of her Victoria's Secret designer animal print bras to give to the team player who scores the first goal.

Reporters covering the German team are placing bets that it will probably be striker Miroslav Klose, who is Germany's top goal-getter.

Klose has said that if he scores the first point and receives Claudia's bra he will sell it to either Hans Joerg Butt or Bastian Schweinsteiger, whoever offers him the most money.

Meanwhile teammate Holger Badstuber has stated that he has no interest in Claudia Schiffer's bra. He was quick to add that it isn't because he is gay or anything it's just that he would much rather have the contents of the bra.

To view three dozen photos of Claudia Schiffer's tata's log on to www.welllookyhere.tit

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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