Police called to Big Brother House: Dave Vaughan accused of inciting Rachael hatred

Funny story written by Roy Turse

Saturday, 19 June 2010

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Yes, it's Big Brother 11!

Yes, it's Big Brother 11, and Beyoncé-wannabe Rachael White is the first housemate to be evicted. However, the dismissal is controversial, and today the Police were called in to investigate the role of another contestant, Dave Vaughn, in the eviction.

Despite not being nominated by her fellow housemates, it was Rachael who was thrown out instead of Shabby Katchadourian or Sunshine Martin. Dave Vaughan was originally up for eviction, but then won a task he had been set, allowing him to nominate someone to take his place. He chose Rachael.

It was something of a surprise, though, when Rachael received 38% of the vote and was evicted. In spite of arguments with Australian John James Parton, Rachael was generally well-liked, and certainly fancied by several of the male housemates, so there has been growing unease that there was something 'a bit fishy' about the decision.

The police investigation is likely to centre around the role that Dave Vaughn had in persuading the public to evict Rachael. If found guilty of inciting Rachael hatred, Dave could face being crucified by the other contestants on a cross made from articles found around the house.

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