Megan Fox Character Killed Off In Transformers 3

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Saturday, 5 June 2010

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"Best Plot Yet!"

Michael Bay is in the driver's seat on this one and, as earlier reported, he is bringing in a replacement for Megan Fox because of her calling him such lovable names as Hitler and Genghis Khan.

So revenge will be sweet as it has now been reported that Megan's character will be killed off.

"I have the power of life and death here", laughs Bay. "This movie will be better than the first two, I guarantee it."

"So Fox is gone, in a very gory scene. After all, I am Hitler and Genghis Kahn!"

Michael stated that hiring actresses from the Victoria's Secret models was a stroke of genius because none of those characters are irreplaceable!

"I hope we don't kill off anyone's favorite but these are action movies and actions sometimes kill people besides the "extras". This could keep us going for several more movies."

Bay finished by saying that Transformers 3 had the best plot by far but he already has people working on a Transformers 4.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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