Rush Limbaugh Kills New Wife's Puppy!

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Wednesday, 16 June 2010

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"The Big Fart Killed That Pup!"

Rush Limbaugh's fourth marriage has gotten off to a rocky start after only a little over a week. Apparently he has killed his new wife's puppy that his brother, David, had given her for the occasion of their marriage.

"Stupid David had to give her a dog. What kind of wedding gift is that, I ask you", Limbaugh stated on his show today. "Of course, Kathryn immediately fell in love with it."

Meanwhile, Kathryn Limbaugh, formerly Kathryn Rogers, sent word that she had no comments to make except that maybe it was best that it happened before she became even more attached to little "Hannity".

"If someone had asked me who would have given her a puppy for her wedding gift, I would have guessed Sir Elton John, but no! It was my own brother," railed Limbaugh.

Limbaugh stated that he had nothing against the puppy, though he was a cat person himself, and promised Kathryn a new puppy which she refused.

"OK! OK! It was totally my fault. It was that last piece of pie I brought back from the evening meal to our house here in Florida. It was my fault in doing THAT. But who could have guessed that my belt buckle would break and fly like a bullet and kill that little guy? He probably didn't weigh two pounds."

"Well, we both learned a valuable lesson. She learned that tragedy can happen suddenly. I learned never to wear a lethal belt buckle while eating."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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