Prehistoric Pornography Discovered

Funny story: Prehistoric Pornography Discovered

Olduvai Gorge - Famed paleontologist Richard Leakey has confirmed that the oldest recorded case of pornography has been confirmed to have taken place here in Africa. Leakey says the painting or cave art shows the unmistakable curves of a voluptuous f...

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Letters To The Editor: Amy Winehouse's Latest Tattoo and The Intimate Body Part It's Going On

Dear Editor: I just wanted ta let ya know dat I read The Spoof at me breakfast table ev'ry single mornin'. I really, really like it and I truly duzz enjoy seeing me name in da various articles I does. And just ta show ya me appreciation, on Thursday, I am 'avin' a tattoo wiff "The Spoof" tattooed on me left one. I will be sending ya a photo when I gets me the tattoo in place. Amy Winehouse Soh...

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Susan Boyle remembers last visit to Middlesbrough

Funny story: Susan Boyle remembers last visit to Middlesbrough

Susan Boyle is getting ready for her 2nd trip to visit Middlesbrough and is especially happy to be meeting, again, Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones, both of Cargo Fleet. Susan was told that Takwana and Anitakapita had been recently interviewed...

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Man Breaks World Motorcycle-Eating Record

Funny story: Man Breaks World Motorcycle-Eating Record

Ecstatic Gus Rismore is celebrating after entering the Guinness Book of Records for eating the most motorcycles in a 24 hour period. The 460 pound farm-worker from Spring Valley, Nevada chomped his way through an astonishing ninety-eight bikes, beati...

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Fergie Case Spurs New Defense Ploys

The defense of debt-ridden Sarah Ferguson - a.k.a. the Duchess of York - that she was drunk when she was caught pledging to provide access to ex-hubby Prince Andrew for a huge cash bribe has given some British lawyers thoughts of using similar legal...

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David Cameron has taken to 'self harming' - he has taken to 'cutting'

Funny story: David Cameron has taken to 'self harming' - he has taken to 'cutting'

David Cameron is, at present, residing in a psychiatric unit in a very well know London Health Facility. He was sectioned after he was found on his bathroom floor, by his wife, with a razor in one hand and blood dripping from self-inflicted cuts on...

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Simon Cowell receives BAFTA award - was Susan Boyle in the audience?

Funny story: Simon Cowell receives BAFTA award - was Susan Boyle in the audience?

Yes, 'our' sweet-talking Simon has indeed won a BAFTA award for his work in 'the biz'. Now worth about l38 million pounds, he remained as humble as ever as he accepted his award. He spoke of his childhood. Aw! He spoke about his dad bringing ho...

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Tila Tequila Cries - "Why Won't Chad Ochocinco Return My Calls?"

Funny story: Tila Tequila Cries - "Why Won't Chad Ochocinco Return My Calls?"

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Tila Tequila, prima donna slash diva who many are calling the Filipino Kate Gosselin said that she nearly overdosed on crackers. She said that luckily her maid, Blanca Horchata, 48, found her, laid her on her stomach, and proceede...

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Are you Mr Messy? Don't worry - it's normal.

Funny story: Are you Mr Messy? Don't worry - it's normal.

A report has revealed that heterosexual men have about as much idea on cleaning as women do on fixing things. One participant was quoted as saying "From my chemistry lessons, I always knew the potential of bleach but I never saw it before my eyes.

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"BA Comrades, UNITE and fly easyJet!" Union Leader latest

Funny story: "BA Comrades, UNITE and fly easyJet!" Union Leader latest

Paphos, CYPRUS: Strong Union Baron Anthony Oakley is now conducting and orchestrating the BA strike from £600-a- week rented villa with pool in a village near Paphos. Sitting on a deck chair by the pool Union Baron Oakley, reels off another invec...

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An Old Thespian Shares His Thoughts

Funny story: An Old Thespian Shares His Thoughts

Herefordshire is looking particularly beautiful at this time of year. I was visiting my cousin Sherlock, who keeps bees there, near Much Marcle. Yes, in answer to your unspoken question, he was named after his famous great-grandfather on his mother's aunt's side, Sir Leslie Sherlock, the man who introduced barbed wire to Ethiopia. It's purely by coincidence that Sherlock keeps bees in his retireme...

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"Barrymore tried to nick my gatepost!"

Funny story: "Barrymore tried to nick my gatepost!"

Phillipa Hamilton-James nee Forrester and her cameraman husband have been identified as the organisers of a notorious 'swingers ring' known as "The Halcyon Dyke-Masters" Mrs Hamilton-James is a Sunday evening favorite with BBC1 viewers of Halcyon...

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Top-Drawer...New ideas from BP Seagull Murderers.

Funny story: Top-Drawer...New ideas from BP Seagull Murderers.

BP has announced that after the failure of Top-Hat, Top-Kill and the underperforming 'Top-Cap', they are ready to launch their next oil stemming attempt...Top-Cat. Less than bright Engineers who could not ever have envisaged that something like th...

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Letters to the Editor Scottish "I cannot believe it" Victor Meldew style

Funny story: Letters to the Editor Scottish "I cannot believe it" Victor Meldew style

Sir Times are hard, you're afraid to pay the fee I would like to ask someone in the damned ConDemned coalition why am I paying to fly the Chancellor of the Exchequer, Business Class to the Far East? Did he not say, only days ago that it would be Economy or Second Class only? What are we supposed to believe from these gangsters? Perhaps the demise of Mr Laws frees Mr Osborne from their...

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Coalition Faces First Reichstag Question Time

Funny story: Coalition Faces First Reichstag Question Time

This week Chancellor Adolf Hitler faced his first Fuhrer's Questions as leader of the Coalition with Benito Mussolini's Fascist party. It was formed when the Nazis failed to get an outright majority on the Night of the Long Knives. Both parties had c...

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Spelbound beat Terence and Philip from Southpark in Britain's Got Talent Final

Funny story: Spelbound beat Terence and Philip from Southpark in Britain's Got Talent Final

A group of gymnasts from Kent were celebrating last night after outperforming Terence and Philip from Southpark in the Britain's Got Talent 2010 grand final. The foul-mouthed Canadian duo from the popular cartoon wore the letters 'T' and 'P' on th...

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Letters to the Editor

Funny story: Letters to the Editor

Dear Sir, Do any readers or perhaps your resident staff know how I can be rid of a particular kind of vermin? I am talking about bandicoots. These are a kid of Australian rat. I'm not sure if they are marsupials like wallabies etc, though I have seen no evidence of pouches etc. The problem is, where I live, in East Anglia, we have our exposed gardens and we have lots of old windmills, and a...

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10 Things We Can Expect From The New Apple iPhone

Funny story: 10 Things We Can Expect From The New Apple iPhone

Below are ten things we can expect from the new Apple iPhone: 1) It will be able to pick out the winner of next year's Britain's Got Talent if you know which buttons to push 2) It will be able to operate your home appliances by remote control, making life much easier for those who can't put the damn iPhone down 3) It will be able to babysit your young ones, feed...

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Mother finds Childen with Facebook

Funny story: Mother finds Childen with Facebook

A Mother who had not seen her children for 15 years, found them using Facebook, the popular social networking site. Her children went missing in 1995, and despite frantic attempts to find them, she failed to track them down. The Mother, Iva Smo...

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Drunk Parrots Falling From The Sky In Australia

Funny story: Drunk Parrots Falling From The Sky In Australia

"Parrot Drops Keep Falling On My Head" is a version of an old B. J. Thomas hit about raindrops, that could be sung every year in Australia as that is what happens at this time of the year. The parrots consume some as yet unknown substance, get dru...

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Richard Gere Excited About The Possibilities Of Bum Steers Over Gerbils

Funny story: Richard Gere Excited About The Possibilities Of Bum Steers Over Gerbils

Richard Gere, star of such movies as Pretty Woman and American Gigolo, is an aging Hollywood actor seeking new vitality and new film roles. He is also probably most well known for the famous "gerbil incident." While doing research for a part in t...

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Porn Star falls to death after Police stand-off

Funny story: Porn Star falls to death after Police stand-off

Porn star, Stephen Hill, fell to his death from a cliff after a stand-off with Police. He was wanted in connection with the murder of a colleague, and Police had chased him to the cliff edge, where he threatened to kill himself with a Samurai sword.

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Found - Fan Letters Rejected for Publication by TheSpoof.com Editor!

Funny story: Found - Fan Letters Rejected for Publication by TheSpoof.com Editor!

Sir: Is Abel Rodriquez Polish? While I find his stories both voluminous and humorous, I am often puzzled by his arcane references and foreign phrases. When he comes in for his cheque Friday, could you please ask him for me what a 'Chupacabra" is? Thanks to Morse, another of my favourites, I now know what a "Chingadera' is, but that 'Chuppie' reference still eludes me! Does he keep one in h...

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Goldman Bachs 'Sale and Leaseback' of Gaza Strip

Funny story: Goldman Bachs 'Sale and Leaseback' of Gaza Strip

Global investment banking group Goldman Bachs is involved in a complex financial transaction in which it is to buy the Gaza Strip and lease back the territory at a nominal rent. Commentators are calling the move groundbreaking, since banks have ne...

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Susan Boyle to visit a Supermarket in Berwick Hills, Middlesbrough

Funny story: Susan Boyle to visit a Supermarket in Berwick Hills, Middlesbrough

The news that Susan Boyle is to visit the local supermarket at Berwick Hills, Middlesbrough, has the locals running around like chickens with their heads cut off. Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones, both of Cargo Fleet, are besides themselves wit...

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Glenn Beck stricken with "White Lung" and Chronic "Black Heart"

Funny story: Glenn Beck stricken with "White Lung" and Chronic "Black Heart"

SOMEWHERE IN USA (ABSNN) -- Conservative blabbermouth and cad, Glenn Beck, has been diagnosed with "Terminal White Lung," a disease caused primarily by the inhalation of too much chalk dust, say doctors at the Rand Paul Proctological Institute in Ash...

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Porn Film Producer killed by Porn star, wielding sword

Funny story: Porn Film Producer killed by Porn star, wielding sword

A porn film production worker met his fate at the end of a sword, wielded by porn actor, Stephen Hill. Stephen Hill met his fate with cameras rolling. Hill will not be receiving any royalties from his final 'movie'. He leapt to his death after...

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Happy Birthday Wishes sent from Americans to HRH - one week early

Funny story: Happy Birthday Wishes sent from Americans to HRH - one week early

It is true. The American Government sent our dear Queen Elizabeth, birthday greetings a week 'early'. Hilary Clinton is feeling a tad embarassed, but it could have been worse. She could have made a bigger 'boo boo' and sent a 'wreath'. Now that...

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Fears of Bush family whitewash in ex-Michael Jackson bodyguard libel case

Funny story: Fears of Bush family whitewash in ex-Michael Jackson bodyguard libel case

London - (Preposterous Mess): A former Michael Jackson minder says a transatlantic cover-up 'involving the Bushes' is behind a UK judge's decision to ban a jury from hearing upcoming libel testimony. Dave 'Knuckleduster' White's appeal alleges a...

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Subo fans are now Nubo fans

Funny story: Subo fans are now Nubo fans

It's out, Janey Cutler was runnerup to the acrobats in the final of Britain's Got Talent, but is being hailed as the 'Second Coming'. Nicknamed Nubo,she has stolen the hearts of many Americans. It is believed that the Subo 'fanatics' will now b...

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Richard Gere To Star In "The Gerbil Whisperer"

Funny story: Richard Gere To Star In "The Gerbil Whisperer"

Richard Gere has signed to star in a new movie called "The Gerbil Whisperer." Filming is set to begin next month in Hollywood. Most of the movie will be shot on set, with the only location filming scheduled for Gere's favorite "tunnel of love."...

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jTablet to challenge iPad

Funny story: jTablet to challenge iPad

SHP, Stone Henge Products Ltd, officially releases its new jTablet today. The revolutionary device is a real gamechanger say industry insiders. SHP's latest device builds upon several centuries of work by the mainframe manufacturer. In a statemen...

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Rolling Stone, Keith Richards hangs himself after Brits choose Led Zeppelin and Freddy Mercury as their favs!

Funny story: Rolling Stone, Keith Richards hangs himself after Brits choose Led Zeppelin and Freddy Mercury as their favs!

Jonathan Ross (who?) heading one of his most bizarre and pathetic shows ever asked the British public and a couple of wannabee, has-been celebs to vote for their best British rock performers ever. It turned out that the show was indeed manipulat...

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No Roger, No ReRun, No Rent!

Funny story: No Roger, No ReRun, No Rent!

Queens, NY- The nation's high unemployment rate has led to higher than average vacancy rates and delinquent tenants for numerous apartment building owners. The owners have a very important rule: Pay Your Rent of You're Out. This sounds simple...

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Cumbria psycho Derrick Bird 'was KGB mole' in Sellafield nuke secrets theft fiasco

Funny story: Cumbria psycho Derrick Bird 'was KGB mole' in Sellafield nuke secrets theft fiasco

Cumbria - (Mad Vlad Putin Mess): Secret papers seen this weekend show the Cumbrian massacre villain was previously an up-and-coming KGB spy. A Special Branch secret op however thwarted his ultimate mission goal of blowing up the UK's top nuclear p...

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OCD "Food Nazi" claims assaulted at local Trader Joe's

Funny story: OCD "Food Nazi" claims assaulted at local Trader Joe's

A regular customer of the local Trader Joe's, known commonly among staff and fellow customers as "the Food Nazi," claimed to have been assaulted by another customer while shopping at the store on Saturday. "It's an outrage," snapped Holly Sheet, 3...

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Australia Inundated with Frogs Now Proposes 'final solution' to Terminate "noxious' Toads!

Funny story: Australia Inundated with Frogs Now Proposes 'final solution' to Terminate "noxious' Toads!

Following closely on the heels of a mass frog migration from Greece, where the creatures were sapping the nation's economy due to generous benefits and in general 'making a pest of themselves,' a new 'Frog Problem' has emerged in Australia. Origin...

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US Porn star jumps off cliff in an attempt to discover the ultimate 'cum job'!

US Porno star, Stephen Hill (appropriate name), searching for the ultimate 'cum job' tried everything and now he's reached his final 'climax'. After years of working in the US porno business as a "big dicked" actor, being sucked, blown and shaggin...

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Obama and BP: White House is not Anti-British

Funny story: Obama and BP: White House is not Anti-British

The White House has taken the unusual step of denying that President Obama is anti-British because of his hatred of British Colonial Rule in Kenya. When asked why he continued to use the term "British Petroleum" instead of the company's real name,...

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Fear and loathing in Westminster

Funny story: Fear and loathing in Westminster

A maverick MP has dared to suggest an 80% pay-cut for all MPs in a move that has sent waves of panic through Westminster. James Rose, English Democrat MP for Lewisham East is to arrange a special vote on the matter which could leave MPs 'dreams of...

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Israel attack ghost ship Mary Celeste off the Gaza coast!

Funny story: Israel attack ghost ship Mary Celeste off the Gaza coast!

The ghost ship, Mary Celeste, was seen drifting off of the Gaza coast and the Israeli's immediately sent their naval forces out to deal with the intruder. After observing the ship and believing it was another bunch of do-gooding Turks, Palestinian...

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Cameron calls snap election

Funny story: Cameron calls snap election

David Cameron has put his position as Prime Minister at risk by calling a snap general election for late July. His thinking is to capitalise on England's expected World Cup victory. Important in his calculations was 'getting rid of the wet blanket...

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Liberal friend has some books you should read

ST. LOUIS, MO-Informing you that you are "way off base" with your political views and that you haven't "seen all the evidence", your left-wing associate would like you to know that he is in possession of some books you really need to check out. "You really don't know what you're talking about, man," your friend has notified you. "I have some stuff you should take a look at." Your childish an...

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Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones of Cargo Fleet, Middlesbrough, discuss oil spill in Gulf of Mexico

Funny story: Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones of Cargo Fleet, Middlesbrough, discuss oil spill in Gulf of Mexico

We recently caught up with Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones, of Cargo Fleet Middlesbrough and asked their views on the recent Oil Rig explosion and resulting pollution of the ocean. Takwana spoke first, "Ee! Well Arm gobsmacked! All that oil spilling into the waters. Arm sure that a' school A lernd that oil floats on water. A can't see the big problem meself. Just get some ded gud kitc...

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UK Passes Round the Clock Sobriety Law for Motorists

Funny story: UK Passes Round the Clock Sobriety Law for Motorists

Under a new law, British drivers will be forced to prove their unwavering sobriety to any law enforcement official, at any time of the day or night. Furthermore, there is legislation pending which could severely restrict a driver's right to place a...

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Florida resident-Chuck Canuck of Port Dover, Ontario, Canada, worried about tourism as a result of tar balls washing up on local beaches

Funny story: Florida resident-Chuck Canuck of Port Dover, Ontario, Canada, worried about tourism as a result of tar balls washing up on local beaches

Florida inhabitants are worried about the effects the recent oil rig explosion will have on their economy. As news of 'tar balls' washing up on Florida's hitherto pristine beaches, reaches them, many elderly inhabitants of Florida find their blood pressure rising. One resident of Pensecloa, Chuck Canuck, who retired to Florida several years ago, from Ontario, Canada, told our reporter, "I...

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BP CEO goes on rant

Funny story: BP CEO goes on rant

BP has come out and blamed the citizens of the world for the mess in the Gulf of Mexico. CEO of BP Sir Greedybastard has come forward and shocked governments worldwide with his revelation. In a speech which was reminiscent of a Hitler rally, Si...

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Census Worker Becomes Addicted to Crack-Sues Government

Funny story: Census Worker Becomes Addicted to Crack-Sues Government

It was bad enough that Steven Jackson lost his job one year ago as a Wall Street floor trader. Then things went from bad to worse. Following a series of failed attempts to obtain employment, Steven was forced to take a job with the US Government as...

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Britain's Got Talent: Spelbound Lives Up To Its Name and Captures The Title

Funny story: Britain's Got Talent: Spelbound Lives Up To Its Name and Captures The Title

LONDON - The 13-man gymnastic dance troupe Spelbound has been crowned winners of the 2010 Britain's Got Talent competition. Judge Simon Cowell said that he had never seen so much sweat in his entire life. Amanda Holden said that while they were pe...

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Double Standards

Robert Louis Stevenson (1850-1894) wrote, in his essay 'Pulvis et Umbra' on Kosmos, ‎i.e. universe: "All of these we take to be made of something we call matter: a thing which ‎no analysis can help us conceive; to whose incredible properties no familiarity can ‎reconcile our minds. This stuff…rots uncleanly into something we call life."‎ The incredible properties of the matter or in biblical se...

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Cameron to ban 'boy bands'

Funny story: Cameron to ban 'boy bands'

British PM, David 'very nice' Cameron has announced that the coalition government is to outlaw Boy Bands in the UK. The welcome news was announced at a press conference inside 10 Downing Street early today - Phoenix Joe, truth hound and man on the...

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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Announce That "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse" Will Be Shown In 5-D

Funny story: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Announce That "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse" Will Be Shown In 5-D

HOLLYWOOD - Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have both let the cat out of the bag and the producers of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse are not at all happy. Pattinson and Stewart announced on The Oprah Winfrey Show that the latest edition of the va...

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Thai Government Issues Travel Warning for UK

Funny story: Thai Government Issues Travel Warning for UK

Following the violent scenes of violence and fatal death in the North of England the Royal Thai Government has issued travel warnings for all Thai Citizens prohibiting travel to the UK and the particularly nasty Lake District. Phoenix Joe was th...

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Steven Seagal to Lose Gun Permit, Screen Actors Guild Card

Funny story: Steven Seagal to Lose Gun Permit, Screen Actors Guild Card

Following the bold decision by police in Louisiana to deny the renewal application of a Concealed Weapons Permit for humoungous, fake Deputy Steven Seagal, The Screen Actors Guild has announced that they will also be looking to end his association w...

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Losers of Miss Hideous USA to Contest Final Results

Funny story: Losers of Miss Hideous USA to Contest Final Results

"Nah, that bitch ain't all that," Miss Mildred Gates, the Second Runner-up and winner of Miss Hideously Ugly Arkansas, bitterly complained during a post-pageant dust-up involving several of the contestants. "I'll be takin' this to the top!" she angr...

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A giant pile of floating whale feces turns out to be Gary Coleman

The Los Angeles Police Department confirmed today the identity to be that of Different Strokes star Gary Coleman, 42, and is considering his death an intercranial hemorrhage. For days local residence thought Gary Coleman was actually the fecal rem...

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David Carradine's Widow Files Wrongful Death Lawsuit

Funny story: David Carradine's Widow Files Wrongful Death Lawsuit

Anne Carradine, the widow of David Carradine has sued the French Company that was making the movie that starred Carradine in Thailand when the actor's naked body was found hanging in a closet. According to the terms, Carradine, like all actors hi...

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Cowell Sells Rights to TV Talent Shows to Cover Waxing Bill

Funny story: Cowell Sells Rights to TV Talent Shows to Cover Waxing Bill

TV's talent Mogul Simon Cowell is set to sell off the rights to all of his 'talent' shows after a high court battle with a beauty salon who wax the hopefuls' hairy hero. Cowell who has publicly admitted he waxes large portions of his body, includi...

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Miley Cyrus Disappoints Devil-Worshipper

Funny story: Miley Cyrus Disappoints Devil-Worshipper

Increasingly-controversial hot property and former squeaky-clean tween-idol Miley Cyrus has raised lots of eyebrows and opened plenty of mouths lately, - and now she has plumbed new depths with the hot water she has just got into, writes Roger Bacon,...

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Home office gets tough on junkies at last

Funny story: Home office gets tough on junkies at last

Following the governments success in promoting awareness of the symptoms of strokes, they now want to use the same strategy to round up heroin addicts. "To spot the signs of heroin addiction, you have to think and act FAST. Do they really need mon...

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Drunk Calls Police To Report Mother Taking His Beer

Funny story: Drunk Calls Police To Report Mother Taking His Beer

In the Newport Richey area of Pasco County, Florida, a man kept calling 911 and reporting that his mother had taken away his beer and his clothes so he couldn't go after any more. Explaining later, after several cups of strong coffee, Daryl Neighb...

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Secret Arabic Video of Obama Raises Questions

Funny story: Secret Arabic Video of Obama Raises Questions

LANGLEY, VIRGINIA - The appearance of President Obama in an Arabic video, wearing the gold King Abdul Aziz Order of Merit from Saudi Arabia, has caused a stir among intelligence analysts and political insiders. In blunt terms, the question is: WHAT...

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Pattinson, Lautner Say They Would Agree To Mel Brooks Vampire Spoof

Funny story: Pattinson, Lautner Say They Would Agree To Mel Brooks Vampire Spoof

Both stars of the Twilight movies, Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner say they would be interested in having a role in a proposed Mel Brooks movie about vampires. "I don't know about any of the other actors but I love all the Mel Brooks movies",...

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