Written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 24 June 2010

image for Justin Bieber, Brenda Song, and Demi Lovato To Star In "The Teenage Hotties Vs. The Vuvuzela Vampires"
The old abandoned spear making factory in Johannesburg, South Africa

HOLLYWOOD - Noted Italian Producer Benigo Luigi Montemarciano has just stated that he will soon begin production on his latest motion picture entitled, The Teenage Hotties Vs. The Vuvuzela Vampires.

The film will star Justin Bieber, Brenda Song, and Demi Lovato. Filming will take place on the Cripple Creek Pictures soundstage in Hollywood.

Montemarciano stated that filming will then switch to on location shooting in Capetown, South Africa; Barcelona, Spain; and Pascagoula, Mississippi.

The famed Italian producer stated that at first he wanted Miley Cyrus to star in the female lead, but due to the tremendous amount of publicity that she has been receiving lately because of her 'vagina shots' she is too devastated to concentrate on acting.

A spokesperson said that Miley had barely gotten over all the hoopla concerning the lap dance she gave to her gay producer when, as they say in West Hollywood, the shit hit the fan concerning the unladylike manner in which she got out of a car.

Miley remarked to Anderson Cooper that from now on she will exit a vehicle wearing a bed sheet around her midsection so that her exposed little biscuit is not photographed and the image plastered all over the Internet.

Montemarciano said that in the movie Justin Bieber, Brenda Song, and Demi Lovato will star as high school kids from Venice Beach, California who travel to South Africa on their senior trip.

While in South Africa they stumble across a letter that was written in 1947, detailing the hiding place of a South African vuvuzela that is stuffed with dozens of diamonds from the Queen of Diamonds Diamond Mine, which was located just outside of Johannesburg, South Africa.

The teenagers follow the directions on the map and end up on the property of an old abandoned spear making factory. The exact location of the hidden vuvuzela is underneath the factory's outside dumpster.

But unfortunately the abandoned spear making factory is now occupied by a diabolical band of unscrupulous Vuvuzela Vampires.

Without giving away the ending. The teenager hotties battle the Vuvuzela Vampires and defeat them thanks to the help of three AK-47s, a grenade launcher, and three mini-surface-to-surface heat seeking missiles which were purchased on eBay.

In a related story. The Hasbroken Toy Company says that the Vuvuzela Vampire action figure dolls are selling like hot cakes.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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