Written by Bureau

Wednesday, 6 January 2010

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Euniece $ Berniece at 11

Conjoined twins Berniece and Euniece Watson's recent marriage to conjoined twins, Jack And Goff Spume has gotten off to a rocky start. At least on their wedding night.

The fire department had to come and later, the rescue squad, both having it's hands full.

"Goff was actually still in Euniece as he had taken two Viagra tablets and Jack was just pointing out into the air", stated ambulance driver, Mort Knieval.

The fire department rescue squad finally gave up and considered taking them to a hospital but the jumbled up four were not only stark naked but would not fit into an ambulance.

"I think Jack may have fired off a round by accident when we were trying to untangle them, because I heard my partner Sally having a fit but wouldn't talk about it later", stated Knieval.

The jaws of life next failed because no matter how they hooked the couple, somebody's body part would move and all four begin yelling.

The case was finally solved when a team of doctors, including a chiropractor, volunteered to come out and help.

"They are now seeing a marriage counselor and sex expert before they try again", stated Knieval.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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