Written by Bureau

Friday, 12 November 2010

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Taylor Swift, who has been more than a little concerned about her boobs, or lack of boobs, lately has asked the Boob Lady herself, Dolly Parton for advice.

The two met backstage at the Country Music Awards this week and when Taylor saw Dolly, she knew she must talk to her.

According to a source, Taylor asked Dolly for a private talk after Dolly was congratulating her on her wins last year.

"Dolly, do I need to get my boobs fixed or not?"

"I'd like to know that myself. Many years ago they were helpful in my career because no one can ignore them...no male. Then I was concerned because they were taking attention away from my songs. So it's a mixed blessing."

Taylor then told Dolly that she's seeing more and more stories about "The Titless Wonder" type.

"Listen girl, I'm in my sixties and these things are going to break my back one of these days. I say let the idiots talk. They'll simply find something else to kid you about."

"And the guys......"

"If all they want are boobs, tell them to go buy a cow. If someone really special comes along, he'll be loving you for who you are...not what you are."

Dolly ended the short discussion with "let's both go to a clinic and I'll donate a couple of sizes. We'll both feel better."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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