Mary Byrne And Cher Lloyd Deny Nude X-Factor Lesbian Romp With Katie Waissel

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Monday, 18 October 2010


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Hot on the heels of rumours that X-Factor wannabe, Katie Waissel has been getting down n dirty with fellow contestant Matt Cardle - rumours Matt strenuously denied - insiders say that Cher Lloyd and Mary Byrne have also denied having a nude XXX Rated lesbian romp with the fame junkie wannabe.

It isn't known at this point how the rumours broke, but both Cher and Mary denied any inappropriate goings on involving KY jelly, buttplugs, a bottle of anal bleaching solution, a box of cotton buds, a strap on dildo and a box of candles.

"This has come right out of the blue for Cher and Mary," an insider told Skoob Entertainment News. "It's the first they're aware of it, and they are both strenuously denying any allegations of illicit lesbianese activity. Mary was also at pains to point out that she did not tie Katie to a bed with four silk scarves for binding, and she has never in her life clapped eyes on a bottle of anal bleaching solution. Much less, used one with a cotton bud applicator."

When we enquired if Katie herself had anything to say about the rumours, we were told that she had refused to comment one way or the other.

SEN supremo, Buffty Ginslinger thinks he has a credible angle on the whole situation, telling us:

"It's all to do with publicity dear boy. As far as Katie appears to be concerned, any publicity is good publicity. Even if it's bad publicity. If you see where I'm coming from. In my opinion she'd tell you she'd been shagged up the arse by a Shetland pony if she thought it would hit the front pages."

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