Written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 4 January 2010

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Oprah getting her 'secret' tattoo. Her skin doesn't look black because she was laying next to a 900 watt lamp.

CHICAGO - Oprah Winfrey shocked her television audience in the studio and at home when she revealed a secret that she has been keeping for several years.

The queen of the daytime talk shows told stunned viewers that several years ago she did something that she never thought she would ever do.

The Big O, said that on December 28, she walked into a downtown Chicago tattoo parlor and got a tattoo.

And did the tattoo spell out the name of her long time acquaintance Stedman? Oprah said that it did not. Miss Winfrey looked right into the camera and said that her tattoo spells out the name of her long time friend and editor-at-large of O, The Oprah Magazine, Gayle King.

A collective hush fell over the audience. Then one could hear soft whispers throughout the studio. Oprah then said that she got the tattoo on December 28, which just happens to be Gayle's birthday.

And Ms. W said that she got it to show how much she respects and honors her life long friend, because everyone knows that the best way to honor a life long friend is to go out and get your body tattooed with their name.

One of the audience members shouted out, "Hey Oprah, where is your tattoo located?" And Oprah shot back right away, "It's none of your damn business bitch."

One could see that Oprah was somewhat upset. Another audience member shouted out that it was on her butt. And another yelled out that it was probably on one of her two bambamboochas.

Oprah asked what the hell are bambamboochas. The audience member replied, "tits!"

Winfrey started to turn purple, since being so dark, she really can't turn red. She said that the tattoo was not located on her ass or on her tits.

She then looked into the camera and said that she was going to admit to America that she has nothing to hide. Oprah pointed out that her tattoo with the name 'Gayle' was located on her bikini line.

Oprah laughed and added, "But of course you can't really see it very good, because of the obvious dark skin reason, but trust me people, it's there."

Winfrey was asked what her long time partner Stedman thought about her having an intimate tattoo with the name of another woman on her bikini line?

She just smiled and said that Stedman does not know about the tattoo. She then kind of caught herself and said that the two have never had intimate relations during the day and at night, it has always been with the lights off.

In a developing story. Reports coming in are that Vice-President Joe Biden's scheduled trip to Hawaii has been cancelled due to the outbreak of the Moo-Moo Flu.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Oprah Winfrey

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