Naked mystery man in Julia Alexandratou sex tape 'definitely not Nadal' - report

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Tuesday, 16 March 2010


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Athens - (Copycat Mess): International singing star Shakira can breathe a huge sigh of relief.

The gorgeous, tanned, naked hunk in Greek pop star's Julia Alexandratou' whirlpool bath video 'definitely isn't Rafael Nadal' according to music industry sources.

The steamy 45 minute recording has grossed £4.5 million in the space of 10 days and sparked frantic rumors that 'it might be Rafael Nadal' that's moonlighting with the 23 year-old blonde Greek/English entertainer.

Last month the grand slam tennis ace caused worldwide uproar in a sensational erotic two minute video with Chilean singer Shakira.

Fans all over the world began to wonder if the raunchy footage was the start of a new career for the handsome beast who has since denied all romantic/carnal involvement with the famous lady.

At her Athens home today Ms Alexandratou insists that her muscular naked hot tob companion's anonimity must be respected.

"And no, it isn't Andy Murray, Jokovic or any of those 'New Balls, Please!' guys," Ms A explained.

"You'll have to wait for my next single release if you want to catch a glimpse of his face."

Her sensual 2007 single 'The Target is Cash' video apparently grossed just over £1 million.

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