Written by Skoob1999

Tuesday, 20 April 2010

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Pattinson And Stewart. Done. Dusted. Sooo Over.

After being the subjects of intense scrutiny, massive curiosity and global fascination for months now, media watchers are predicting that the star in Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart's firmament is about to go nova and die out in a massive eclipse.

It seems that people have had just about enough of the sexiest man on the planet and his sulky girlfriend, so the media train is all set to roll away from the station.

Leaving Pattinson and Stewart on the platform, watching anxiously as it diminishes into the distance, leaving them way behind.

The experts opine that the Twilight duo are becoming a rapidly devaluing media commodity. As recent articles published in the media would appear to confirm by virtue of their sheer unadulterated banality.

Even the most hardcore Twi-hards must be suffering from information overload as stories abound about Rob Patz washing his socks, Kristen putting the cat out, Rob scratching his balls, Kristen panicking about Rob's vagina allergy, Rob having macaroni cheese for lunch, Kristen seeing Dancing Derek Hough on the side, Rob Patz seeing Cheryl Cole for an intimate chat in Starbucks, etc. etc.

Media experts predict that the fans will move on and find something more interesting to latch on to, like Susan Boyle's vagina, Simon Cowell's ball bag, or the World Cup.

But not volcanoes.

It all has a reassuring air of inevitability about it.

More about something else as we get it.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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